Bozo still not on parade...

boris comeback special on sunday

more news on strawberries and asparagus reaching supermarket shelves

aye a long speech to compile (NOT)

i think after Jennies reluctance to wear hotpants yesterday; George could make a concerted effort today

Perhaps today's briefing will be broadcast from a garden centre

knowing  george; a Greggs may be more apt

If he stays in his fridge forever, maybe we'll just forget he was ever PM.

Patel will be on tomorrow to inform us that shoplifting patrols will be increased.

I wonder if they'll add hot air balloons on to the transport slide

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this could be the worserest ever

Women at war: tick

not going down

novel approach test numbers coming before dead bodies these days,
you new it was a large death figure when an improvement in testing numbers came 1st,they really are scum

"shop normally" don't fink so

ye can tell another 3 weeks jail is coming up

howdi

Capacity x1

slide nurse

‘Died after testing positive’.

Misinformation abounds. They’ve invented phrases to cloud the truth which actually admit they’re being economical.

MADRID (Reuters) - A cat belonging to a family in the Spanish region of Catalonia tested positive for the novel coronavirus, the professor who conducted an autopsy on the pet said on Friday.

Is this the knob that was on QT yesterday? Do they have a conveyor belt of fatuous, lying creeps? Churning out one underwhelming tool after another?

So still desperate to get as many patients, whatever the illness, as ever...

Sliding slides

HANDJOB couldn't bring himself to say a number below 100,000 on tues,now a 97,000 figure although still a failure gets mentioned before 626 dead bodies,
scum,scum,scum,scum,scum,scum,scum

No chance of a trasnport graph now, too many people out and about, in cars especially.

Lockdown is all but over in all but name, but nobody dares to mention it...

capacity x3

Consistently more daily positive tests outside the NHS than in the NHS …...

transport graph is at a ve day  street pary

Ice cream and alcohol sales slide rising

What is Bojo going to tell us on Sunday? Bit of an open goal telling all the joggers and cyclists to carry on doing what they are doing already. Will he have anything else to cheer us up with?

They can’t say the lockdown = fewer cases. We don’t know to what extent herd immunity weakens the virus.

what a tremendous question ye feckin gawp

SOME DO SOME DONT DIE PANDEMIC RESOLUTION

R spread aint going to narrow but we will always be below 1 because we have no idea regionally

fk me, these questions are just a waste of time.

George is standing on frodos box

Surely the R rate can’t be treated as a National ‘all places’ guide.

If the virus is in care homes and hospitals, it’s going to go up. Among younger, healthy people it will come down.

Classic case of a stat defining policy when a more holistic approach is more sensible.

been on 20mins and said nowt.

How are you going to keep the R below 1 and open up the economy when some ares are clearly not below 1 currently

stephen will you take a lie detector

these boffins do make me smile

capacity x5

They have little to no ability in showing how the "R" is calculated, we may never know how many owed so little to so many in Government...

This, more than any other 'crisis' has shown how little the people in power actually deserve to be there...

pecker, if they’re using a national average of the R rate it’s pointless. It MUST be done regionally whilst hospital/care homes treated separately.

no wonder it takes them 3 months to decide how many sugars to have in their coffee

Injers, thats my point, it cant be done using their current methods..

they have no idea in truth

A question about McDonald’s. Are you serious?

Stephen uses a lot of ehs in his answers.

The young are beginning to see that this Emperor has no clothes...

There are around 300 ,000 workers in care homes in the UK . Why were these workers not tested immediately . Should have been done in less than a week ?

better than "not got  a feckin clue" tbf

I reckon the R rate is guessed at using an algorithm which is open to many interpretations.

SUCH BOLLOX

Testing is not strategy, you have no strategy

random targets, capacities, no fcuking strategies

Professor John Edmunds, from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, also warned the ongoing crisis tearing through care homes has driven up Britain's R0, the rate at which each person will go on to infect another, to 0.9.


- ring of steel around care homes. Staff and residents tested daily. Let the rest of the country get back to work.

Stephen was rocking then

You are probably right , peckerdunne

this is pathetic

the Tories are pathetic

deaths are increasing regardless of the curve

anyone interested pointless on bbc 2,you might as well watch the real thing,

They now need to stop this daily charade, it has become a national disgrace.

i second that

I didn't think the briefings could get any worse, but somehow they're somehow managing to lower the bar every day. This is so depressing!

I can see history showing the UK with 100,000 deaths at this rate of management..

The build up to the Bozo Sunday Spectacular is going to end in tears when it delivers very little.

dom has 48 hours to create a distraction and create a better headline for monday,that is likely more than enough time

Johson in a clown suit, riding a unicycle, whilst juggling eggs may be the only viable option

seen it angoose