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boris comeback special on sunday
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more news on strawberries and asparagus reaching supermarket shelves
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aye a long speech to compile (NOT)
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i think after Jennies reluctance to wear hotpants yesterday; George could make a concerted effort today
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Perhaps today's briefing will be broadcast from a garden centre
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knowing george; a Greggs may be more apt
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If he stays in his fridge forever, maybe we'll just forget he was ever PM.
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Patel will be on tomorrow to inform us that shoplifting patrols will be increased.
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I wonder if they'll add hot air balloons on to the transport slide
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Hardy Eustace is a retired thoroughbred racehorse, best known for winning the Champion Hurdle in 2004 and 2005. He was trained in Ireland by Dessie Hughes and owned by Laurence Byrne.
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this could be the worserest ever
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Women at war: tick
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not going down
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novel approach test numbers coming before dead bodies these days,
you new it was a large death figure when an improvement in testing numbers came 1st,they really are scum |
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"shop normally" don't fink so
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ye can tell another 3 weeks jail is coming up
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howdi
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Capacity x1
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slide nurse
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‘Died after testing positive’.
Misinformation abounds. They’ve invented phrases to cloud the truth which actually admit they’re being economical. |
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MADRID (Reuters) - A cat belonging to a family in the Spanish region of Catalonia tested positive for the novel coronavirus, the professor who conducted an autopsy on the pet said on Friday.
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Is this the knob that was on QT yesterday? Do they have a conveyor belt of fatuous, lying creeps? Churning out one underwhelming tool after another?
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So still desperate to get as many patients, whatever the illness, as ever...
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Sliding slides
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HANDJOB couldn't bring himself to say a number below 100,000 on tues,now a 97,000 figure although still a failure gets mentioned before 626 dead bodies,
scum,scum,scum,scum,scum,scum,scum |
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No chance of a trasnport graph now, too many people out and about, in cars especially.
Lockdown is all but over in all but name, but nobody dares to mention it... |
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capacity x3
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Consistently more daily positive tests outside the NHS than in the NHS …...
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transport graph is at a ve day street pary
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Ice cream and alcohol sales slide rising
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What is Bojo going to tell us on Sunday? Bit of an open goal telling all the joggers and cyclists to carry on doing what they are doing already. Will he have anything else to cheer us up with?
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They can’t say the lockdown = fewer cases. We don’t know to what extent herd immunity weakens the virus.
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what a tremendous question ye feckin gawp
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SOME DO SOME DONT DIE PANDEMIC RESOLUTION
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R spread aint going to narrow but we will always be below 1 because we have no idea regionally
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fk me, these questions are just a waste of time.
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George is standing on frodos box
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Surely the R rate can’t be treated as a National ‘all places’ guide.
If the virus is in care homes and hospitals, it’s going to go up. Among younger, healthy people it will come down. Classic case of a stat defining policy when a more holistic approach is more sensible. |
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been on 20mins and said nowt.
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