Frodos turn today

will there be any questions re adhering to social distancing ?

the journos should be licking their lips

Mrs Doyle gets an outing.

She needs to get back to Craggy Island

if only Paxman was about

aye, regional ones, try to make a name for themselves. New Bernsteins and Woodwards required

pîss poor on the testing

69,000 test carried out yesterday including postals?

handjob fails by 31,000 not alol bad news the blonde buffon fails ny 131,000

shameful if true

Did he just tell us to ‘buy newspapers’??

to wipe arses i would imagine

i've worked with a few mares

governments had a few

ffs i'm bored already

ho about planes?

i fink my keyboard is dykleskick

hs2 up and running back to working to losing billions quicker than most

oh ffs

over 6000 new cases and doris before a sunny bank holiday weekend tells people he,ll be losing some rules,what could possibly go wronh

i would

May 6, 2020 -- 5:13PM, 1st time poster wrote:

hs2 up and running back to working to losing billions quicker than most

no f ucker will use it

She’s obese. Stay at home luv.

she looks like one of legs and co

i wouldn't

go on , go on, go on, go on  .........

Neil would

aye, and if married, all the better

that reminds me; i wonder whatever happened to my etch a sketch

Go on, go on, go on, go on.  More isolation and much more transport graphs please...

aye, get the graph in that makes govt look better.... shameful.

don't tempt them

Both women far more sincere than the ministers.

edward just got in from school ???

good question ED

been asked 34 times; but none the less

best question in 6 weeks from Edward,journo,s should be ashamed,joe public had to ask it

not hard, inj

some of the journos are so young they are still in their 30s

Flattering photo of Yvonne

oh ffs

looking at yvonnes profile photo,she,s like the banana in the bottom of my fruit bowl,not aging well

Government ministers still haven't grasped that the majority of Joe Public are not religious anymore 

pic?

"My loafers are wearing down on the heels . When will the government allow Timpsons to open so I can get some quarter tips fitted ?"

Nikki caught out; thinking about what's for dinner

Baph

she misread the text,it said patsy not pastie,

Betting on a Ferguson question?

Yes 2.2
No 1.8

hmm pastie

They will not allow a Ferguson question .

Parochial questions not helpful at all.

Nikki now onto pud

wastes time innit

When did it become the norm for a minister to reply to a question, any common or garden question with "That is a very important question"?

Surely nobody asks what they consider an unimportant question, and since when did any minister know what is, or is not important with regard to the question?

Or is it that they just love the sound of their own voices so much they just pad...

more parochial self serving

jennrick locking up bame,s,smoggies,and fatties

i started a fred about "That is a very important question"? remarks last year. The yanks started the rush & of course we followed.  Similar to "My colleague"

if your a black fat smoggie,jennrick going to throw away the key,

can kicked

i could just see Jenrick atop a 17 hand hunter shouting.... well ye know what

rolls Royce got a great future,maybe jennrick bought buffets shares

trilby would

Nikki getting peckish

any chance of us doing summat before other feckin countries????

i could have sworn he was gonna ask about Ginsters then

buy a paper but gawd forbid anyone stopping in the part to read it,60 quid fine

Jeez does he not like the soundof his own crap

everything stop for the weather on the BEEB