handjobs half hour at 5

another press conference with just 2.

Hospital cases 13k, down from a maximum of 18k I think.

or is there a late addition ?

App will become compulsory......Stasi would have given their eye-teeth for it !

handjob using dead body count to hide his failed daily figure
108,000 capacity ,did 122,000 tests the other day ,
didnt even mention last 24hrs test number

can i just ask a stupid question ? what if household hasn't got a mobile ?

Track and trace baby, bound to be another total hank**** up job

Electric wristband for administering shocks on the way.

OVER 70s download the app..........

May 4, 2020 -- 5:08PM, morpteh mackem wrote:

can i just ask a stupid question ? what if household hasn't got a mobile ?

The app is just one tool in the test, trace, and isolate plan.

Where the IOW leads, the rest of the UK follows.

JVT having to announce show handjobs test failure

Mm some still have older phones that don’t have apps,and as you say not everyone has one or wants one

What is brown and comes steaming out of Cowes ?

transport graph please

The famous five again

lockdown lockdown capacity capacity ppe

What's the point using a track and trace app when you are told to stay indoors ?

Because you are going to be told to go outdoors

so they know you're doing fiddle work and cant claim universal credit

'completed' define completed please

Your cheques in the post

15,000 short posties not walking fast enough
what sort of man is that vane he darnt admit his own failure

Mm some still have older phones that don’t have apps,and as you say not everyone has one or wants one

BAME, that makes a change

Has Hancock made sure he’s facing Mecca?

Italy will be fuming,ahead on weeks ,behind uk in deaths but well out in front on chart,

Sir JVT!

You know it is coming! I just hope the Public Inquiry comes before the idiots like Hancock dish out the sweeteners

They won't tell you anything

108,000 capacity,15,000 down on thurs,posties must have smaller sacks

One day of training

fruit pickers getting a week to learn how to pick an apple,

Would you Adam and Eve it

They have less than 700 testing machines in the country . 100,000 tests per day . Machines running 24 hours a day . About 6 tests per hour . When will they stop . Takes 10 days to do a million . Would take two years to do everyone . When do the results become out of date ?    farcical

or you can do the 25 yr matt hancock basic arithmetic course

IOW - never got so much attention!

Property prices rising by the minute

You'd all be at home there, it's got the needles.

IOW = expendable.

Van-Tam fills me with so much hope

Will Robert Jenrick be visiting his holiday home on the Isle of Wight to allow him to participate in the app trial ?

can someone turn the key in Van-Tams back
TIA

pass the baton - ooops no too hote, here you have it; oops no "they'll get back to you"

ffs IOW again..walofs.

I wonder if David Icke called in to Isle of Wight radio and if he was in the 80% ?

A better set of questions tonight

got to love the BEEB, cutting it short to run to the feckin weather, when most peeps are stuck indoors

btw; if that meeting wasn't recorded it was certainly run at a delay

11 / 8 / 1 new cases in the Isle of Wight for the last three days, 143 in total

hancock just rolls the lies out no remorse just after lie
every night for 5 weeks we stopped track and trace because there were to many cases in the community
tonight amount cases in community doesn't effect track and trace ,they can run together

capacity for tesrs 108,000 but did 122,000 tests the other day,says it without even a smirk