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doesn't believe in testing or masks,or didn't last time she was on,obviously been on the road to Damascus this week, LaughLaugh
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Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:04 PM BST
621Sad
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:04 PM BST
Nobody has a ten bob coin for the meter.
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:06 PM BST
he needs to stand on a box
Report Petraco May 2, 2020 4:06 PM BST
Looks like squashing the sombrero has turned it into a flatline...

No release anytime soon. Plain
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:07 PM BST
The Alpine tunnel is longer than thought .....
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:07 PM BST
who gives a fk what pms kids called ??Angry
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:08 PM BST
tbf Wilf needs explaining
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:10 PM BST
A case of bad spelling or bad handwriting, Johnson thought he'd written down Winston
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:10 PM BST
ye get the feeling every time the MSM picks up on summat, the Government follows the drift
Report lapsy pa May 2, 2020 4:11 PM BST
Put some cellotape around a 10p piece.

Mrs lapsy calls her Dr Death, she can be quite knowledgeable at times.
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:11 PM BST
pity this number wasnt available for yasmeen last night
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:12 PM BST
1st TP would
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:14 PM BST
lost the audience again, slide show needed
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:14 PM BST
very much so, parked the bus
Report duffy May 2, 2020 4:14 PM BST
morpteh mackem 02 May 20 15:11 
pity this number wasnt available for yasmeen last night


Don't worry, Geoff was recording the whole thing, Yas will be public enemy no.1 for a week or so before Aliyah finds the recordings.Grin
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:16 PM BST
aye, agree duffy, cameras are yasmeens alibi ( plus burnt clothes in dustbin )
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:16 PM BST
my neighbours already had a box; they left it out in rain, most contents ruined
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:17 PM BST
phwoah! here's the durrty mare
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:18 PM BST
o 3 reliable data

counts out all government data Laugh
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:18 PM BST
transport slide please
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:18 PM BST
slide nurse
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:18 PM BST
yes, get in first upCool
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:18 PM BST
Flat as a pancake
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:20 PM BST
20,000 less tests postmen on sick Laugh
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:20 PM BST
Not even Evil Kaneville would attempt to ride up that ramp
Report eyeball May 2, 2020 4:22 PM BST
"There are three kinds of lies : lies , damned lies and statistics."
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:24 PM BST
I'm pretty sure Hancock and Newton introduced a fourth category yesterday
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:25 PM BST
in other words anyone over 70 won't get tested
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:26 PM BST
do they just filter general publics questions here and answer easy ones ??
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:26 PM BST
i do like to misspell now & again to attract the pedants; but that Kaneville is gonna take some beatingLaugh
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:28 PM BST
25,35,45 000 increase in tests till target day as capacity rises ,capacity at highest on Friday 20,000 less
whats the chances Laugh
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:28 PM BST
MM: do ye really think they're gonna pose themselves a difficult one?
Report Cider May 2, 2020 4:28 PM BST
food banks are baffling as there's no reason in this country why people should have enough resources to buy basic food and household items.
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:28 PM BST
unless the spurs striker is moonlighting
Report lapsy pa May 2, 2020 4:28 PM BST
Very fonethic though.
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:28 PM BST

May 2, 2020 -- 4:28PM, Baphornet wrote:


MM: do ye really think they're gonna pose themselves a difficult one?


aye, bit of a rhetorical question tbh

Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:29 PM BST

May 2, 2020 -- 4:26PM, Baphornet wrote:


i do like to misspell now & again to attract the pedants; but that Kaneville is gonna take some beating


That was his home town.

Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:30 PM BST
well i never knew thatSilly
Report lapsy pa May 2, 2020 4:30 PM BST
Have the goverment anything to do with foodbanks are are they just pretendee they are?
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:30 PM BST
thought it was billings montanaMischief
Report Cider May 2, 2020 4:31 PM BST
the ask thing is independently filtered by you gov
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:31 PM BST
old news, already happening
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:33 PM BST
does Edwina curry still hide in food bank car parks looking at regs of cars people get out of,oh did that stop when nhs workers had to start using them, LaughLaugh
weve come along way when tory mp,s now use photo,s at food banks for electioneering purposes
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:35 PM BST
following the previous 3 days testing numbers,there at least 45,000 tests short today
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 4:37 PM BST
Tag team tactics from the journos now
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:38 PM BST
1951
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:39 PM BST
feck RR
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:42 PM BST
doris dropped a rollock involving dame louise casey in rough sleeping,tory right will hate that
she,s not like ross altman who sell her arris for a shilling
Report eyeball May 2, 2020 4:45 PM BST
I feel embarrassed for the lot of them . I have no doubt that individually they are knowledgeable , well educated individuals but collectively with

poor leadership and direction they are a quivering mass of faeces.....Sad
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:49 PM BST
an unbridled pot of shîte every day. Another question fobbed, what is the fecking point
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:50 PM BST
jenny doesn't no where the positive cases are

theres some in the post Laugh
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:52 PM BST
5 tests coing up
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:54 PM BST
WTF
Report Cider May 2, 2020 4:54 PM BST
Some of you need to use the Ask feature to find out what they're doing to find a cure for derangement syndrome.
Report morpteh mackem May 2, 2020 4:54 PM BST
im having me tea, had enoughPlain
Report Petraco May 2, 2020 4:56 PM BST
The level of todays questions has plumbed a new depth...
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:56 PM BST
did she not understand the question?
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:58 PM BST
aye remind her/him
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:58 PM BST
were missing a few rounds of bingo or a song today,worst press conference yet, jennrick lost the crowd after 3 mins and never looked like getting it back
Report duffy May 2, 2020 4:58 PM BST
Dejenerick is a right plum isn't heCry
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 4:59 PM BST
graveyards & tips - happy feckin days
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 4:59 PM BST
jennrick encouraging graveyard visits for a jog out Sad
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 5:00 PM BST
very disrespectful to plums, duf
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:01 PM BST
What in particular are you finding problematic duffy? Given that the government has confirmed they will be publishing detailed unwinding of lockdown measures next week.
Report duffy May 2, 2020 5:02 PM BST
A little too successfulLaugh

He'll be asking another question tomoz
Report Petraco May 2, 2020 5:04 PM BST
It would appear that all Jenrick has been doing since his appointment is standing in front of a mirror and practising his hand gestures in the manner of Boris...
Report duffy May 2, 2020 5:04 PM BST
You've answered your own question there Cider.
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:04 PM BST
GOTCHA
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:05 PM BST
You're calling him a right plum, but it's not clear why, to me at least.
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:05 PM BST

May 2, 2020 -- 5:04PM, Petraco wrote:


It would appear that all Jenrick has been doing since his appointment is standing in front of a mirror and practising his hand gestures in the manner of Boris...


Hancock has also increased the use of his hands, clearly using the same coach.

Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 5:06 PM BST
tremendous product placement on a bare wall
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 5:06 PM BST
JENNY LETS BIG BLACK CAT OUT OF DORIS BAG,
public followed social distancing at peak ie 2m
COME NEXT WEEK NOW PEAKS OVER 1M WILL SUFFICE,
scientists are a laughing stoick
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:07 PM BST
half a metre if you hold your breath
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 5:10 PM BST
nurse jennyn doesn't believe in
mass testing
mask wearing
if she caves on social distancing,does she believe there,s a virus at all Laugh
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 5:10 PM BST
you link with specialists from other countries for the sole reason that one day one of you lot may find a solution; much on the lines of even a blind squirrel etc etc
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:10 PM BST
1M is WHO guidance. I suspect that SD 2M for psychological reasons here. Can probably be relaxed now it's become part of everyday life.
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 5:13 PM BST
tests for masks show spread clouds travel 6/8 m,
hardly makes sense to use evidence to promote mask wearing then reduce social distancing to a metre
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:16 PM BST
we have to start coming out of lockdown. so some measures have to be relaxed
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:17 PM BST
the analogy is scales and if you move something on one side you need to balance it with something else on the other
Report duffy May 2, 2020 5:17 PM BST
The unwinding measures will be a failing on both the Govt and public's side. If you give the public a yard hey'll take a mile, if you do that before you can deal with the consequence i.e. track and trace and too few tests still being done and the results will be poor.

That being said what I think is happening, to a degree is a little like what is happening in the States, there will be a releasing of the lock down with the realizeation from Govt that the public will not adhere to it, but they are curious to see what the numbers will do off the back of it, whilst having the safety net that they have told us to take it easy so to speak.

If the figures are good they will know that that has really been achieved whilst people have probably been pushing it, so that would augur well going forward. If it goes bad they can fall back on the fact that they tried the release measures gradually so they would have "shielded" themselves somewhat.
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:20 PM BST
care homes are an environment that can be controlled. so what's important in regard to releasing measures (outside care homes) is the r number and the new positives being admitted to hospital.
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:22 PM BST
105,397 tests, 63,667 people tested
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:24 PM BST
2 days running, well done Matt Cool
Report lapsy pa May 2, 2020 5:24 PM BST
There should be no bames having to work in a public place if they are 3 times worse off if catching it,while we are all in it together,they are in it more than anyone.

Pull the whole lot of them out if there was any compassion,let Prittis 8 million "step up"
Report elisjohn May 2, 2020 5:24 PM BST
trouble is going to mass gatherings is what they do before it eg going to the pub, well open the racecourses etc for all , but do not open the pubs bars, it would be nice going to a racemeeting  without the drunks and yobs
Report duffy May 2, 2020 5:26 PM BST
I wonder if Hancock filed a peck on the cheek into the "got off with bird" category.Grin
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:27 PM BST
men are being killed at a ratio of 2:1, but literally nobody is talking about that. the male category is not so popular in the world of signalling virtue
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:28 PM BST
Chris Witty talked about it in his lecture Happy
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:29 PM BST
the snipers and msm I'm referring to.
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:29 PM BST
No lack of newspapers have written about it.
Report Cider May 2, 2020 5:29 PM BST
let's get all fat men off the front line
Report Angoose May 2, 2020 5:31 PM BST
Especially the PM
Report Baphornet May 2, 2020 5:36 PM BST
Jenrick is carrying some timber - for a hobbit
Report nineteen points May 2, 2020 5:47 PM BST
she said you could go to football etc because its outdoors.you cant go to pub cos people sit around on top of each other and its a far more dangerous environment.well in my pub we dont sit breathing on each other.everyone has plenty space.when i have been sitting at football i am far closer to folk than in pub.also i get covered in spit from behind by feckers screaming at refs ,**** play etc.i know which environment is worse.but i suppose they say whatever suits their agenda and the sheep follow without question
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 6:12 PM BST
someone needs to tell scientists and mp,s its not 1943,the only people outside at football are the players, the rest is one giant pub concourse,rammed into toilets,bar,kiosk queues
Report nineteen points May 2, 2020 6:13 PM BST
thats how far detatched they are from the real world
Report elisjohn May 2, 2020 6:23 PM BST
dennis skinner calling them liars

Dennis Skinner MP: "Half the Tory members opposite are crooks."
Mr Speaker told him to withdraw.
"OK, half the Tory members aren't crooks."
10:52 AM · Jul 29, 2015·TweetDeck
Report 1st time poster May 2, 2020 6:37 PM BST
how many home test kits today mr hancock,
hancock  ,  I don't now, how many others, 58,000 nick,ok that's 42,000 home test kits then, LaughLaugh
Report lapsy pa May 2, 2020 6:55 PM BST
Indeed Cider, the heavy fellas as well as the bame frontline workers,we are all in it together.
Report lapsy pa May 2, 2020 6:58 PM BST
Not fair to have some more in "it" than others though, the goverment can give them 80% of wages.
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