hurrah nurse jenny is back

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Nobody has a ten bob coin for the meter.

he needs to stand on a box

Looks like squashing the sombrero has turned it into a flatline...

No release anytime soon.

The Alpine tunnel is longer than thought .....

who gives a fk what pms kids called ??

tbf Wilf needs explaining

A case of bad spelling or bad handwriting, Johnson thought he'd written down Winston

ye get the feeling every time the MSM picks up on summat, the Government follows the drift

Put some cellotape around a 10p piece.

Mrs lapsy calls her Dr Death, she can be quite knowledgeable at times.

pity this number wasnt available for yasmeen last night

1st TP would

lost the audience again, slide show needed

very much so, parked the bus

morpteh mackem 02 May 20 15:11 
pity this number wasnt available for yasmeen last night


Don't worry, Geoff was recording the whole thing, Yas will be public enemy no.1 for a week or so before Aliyah finds the recordings.

aye, agree duffy, cameras are yasmeens alibi ( plus burnt clothes in dustbin )

my neighbours already had a box; they left it out in rain, most contents ruined

phwoah! here's the durrty mare

o 3 reliable data

counts out all government data

transport slide please

slide nurse

yes, get in first up

Flat as a pancake

20,000 less tests postmen on sick

Not even Evil Kaneville would attempt to ride up that ramp

"There are three kinds of lies : lies , damned lies and statistics."

I'm pretty sure Hancock and Newton introduced a fourth category yesterday

in other words anyone over 70 won't get tested

do they just filter general publics questions here and answer easy ones ??

i do like to misspell now & again to attract the pedants; but that Kaneville is gonna take some beating

25,35,45 000 increase in tests till target day as capacity rises ,capacity at highest on Friday 20,000 less
whats the chances

MM: do ye really think they're gonna pose themselves a difficult one?

food banks are baffling as there's no reason in this country why people should have enough resources to buy basic food and household items.

unless the spurs striker is moonlighting

Very fonethic though.

May 2, 2020 -- 4:28PM, Baphornet wrote:

MM: do ye really think they're gonna pose themselves a difficult one?

aye, bit of a rhetorical question tbh

May 2, 2020 -- 4:26PM, Baphornet wrote:

i do like to misspell now & again to attract the pedants; but that Kaneville is gonna take some beating

That was his home town.

well i never knew that

Have the goverment anything to do with foodbanks are are they just pretendee they are?

thought it was billings montana

the ask thing is independently filtered by you gov

old news, already happening

does Edwina curry still hide in food bank car parks looking at regs of cars people get out of,oh did that stop when nhs workers had to start using them,
weve come along way when tory mp,s now use photo,s at food banks for electioneering purposes

following the previous 3 days testing numbers,there at least 45,000 tests short today

Tag team tactics from the journos now

1951

feck RR

doris dropped a rollock involving dame louise casey in rough sleeping,tory right will hate that
she,s not like ross altman who sell her arris for a shilling

I feel embarrassed for the lot of them . I have no doubt that individually they are knowledgeable , well educated individuals but collectively with

poor leadership and direction they are a quivering mass of faeces.....

an unbridled pot of shîte every day. Another question fobbed, what is the fecking point

jenny doesn't no where the positive cases are

theres some in the post

5 tests coing up

WTF

Some of you need to use the Ask feature to find out what they're doing to find a cure for derangement syndrome.

im having me tea, had enough

The level of todays questions has plumbed a new depth...

did she not understand the question?

aye remind her/him

were missing a few rounds of bingo or a song today,worst press conference yet, jennrick lost the crowd after 3 mins and never looked like getting it back

Dejenerick is a right plum isn't he

graveyards & tips - happy feckin days

jennrick encouraging graveyard visits for a jog out

very disrespectful to plums, duf

What in particular are you finding problematic duffy? Given that the government has confirmed they will be publishing detailed unwinding of lockdown measures next week.

A little too successful

He'll be asking another question tomoz

It would appear that all Jenrick has been doing since his appointment is standing in front of a mirror and practising his hand gestures in the manner of Boris...

You've answered your own question there Cider.

GOTCHA

You're calling him a right plum, but it's not clear why, to me at least.

May 2, 2020 -- 5:04PM, Petraco wrote:

It would appear that all Jenrick has been doing since his appointment is standing in front of a mirror and practising his hand gestures in the manner of Boris...

Hancock has also increased the use of his hands, clearly using the same coach.

tremendous product placement on a bare wall

JENNY LETS BIG BLACK CAT OUT OF DORIS BAG,
public followed social distancing at peak ie 2m
COME NEXT WEEK NOW PEAKS OVER 1M WILL SUFFICE,
scientists are a laughing stoick

half a metre if you hold your breath

nurse jennyn doesn't believe in
mass testing
mask wearing
if she caves on social distancing,does she believe there,s a virus at all

you link with specialists from other countries for the sole reason that one day one of you lot may find a solution; much on the lines of even a blind squirrel etc etc

1M is WHO guidance. I suspect that SD 2M for psychological reasons here. Can probably be relaxed now it's become part of everyday life.

tests for masks show spread clouds travel 6/8 m,
hardly makes sense to use evidence to promote mask wearing then reduce social distancing to a metre

we have to start coming out of lockdown. so some measures have to be relaxed

the analogy is scales and if you move something on one side you need to balance it with something else on the other

The unwinding measures will be a failing on both the Govt and public's side. If you give the public a yard hey'll take a mile, if you do that before you can deal with the consequence i.e. track and trace and too few tests still being done and the results will be poor.

That being said what I think is happening, to a degree is a little like what is happening in the States, there will be a releasing of the lock down with the realizeation from Govt that the public will not adhere to it, but they are curious to see what the numbers will do off the back of it, whilst having the safety net that they have told us to take it easy so to speak.

If the figures are good they will know that that has really been achieved whilst people have probably been pushing it, so that would augur well going forward. If it goes bad they can fall back on the fact that they tried the release measures gradually so they would have "shielded" themselves somewhat.

care homes are an environment that can be controlled. so what's important in regard to releasing measures (outside care homes) is the r number and the new positives being admitted to hospital.

105,397 tests, 63,667 people tested

2 days running, well done Matt

There should be no bames having to work in a public place if they are 3 times worse off if catching it,while we are all in it together,they are in it more than anyone.

Pull the whole lot of them out if there was any compassion,let Prittis 8 million "step up"

trouble is going to mass gatherings is what they do before it eg going to the pub, well open the racecourses etc for all , but do not open the pubs bars, it would be nice going to a racemeeting  without the drunks and yobs

I wonder if Hancock filed a peck on the cheek into the "got off with bird" category.

men are being killed at a ratio of 2:1, but literally nobody is talking about that. the male category is not so popular in the world of signalling virtue

Chris Witty talked about it in his lecture

the snipers and msm I'm referring to.

No lack of newspapers have written about it.

let's get all fat men off the front line

Especially the PM

Jenrick is carrying some timber - for a hobbit

she said you could go to football etc because its outdoors.you cant go to pub cos people sit around on top of each other and its a far more dangerous environment.well in my pub we dont sit breathing on each other.everyone has plenty space.when i have been sitting at football i am far closer to folk than in pub.also i get covered in spit from behind by feckers screaming at refs ,**** play etc.i know which environment is worse.but i suppose they say whatever suits their agenda and the sheep follow without question

someone needs to tell scientists and mp,s its not 1943,the only people outside at football are the players, the rest is one giant pub concourse,rammed into toilets,bar,kiosk queues

thats how far detatched they are from the real world

dennis skinner calling them liars

Dennis Skinner MP: "Half the Tory members opposite are crooks."
Mr Speaker told him to withdraw.
"OK, half the Tory members aren't crooks."
10:52 AM · Jul 29, 2015·TweetDeck

how many home test kits today mr hancock,
hancock  ,  I don't now, how many others, 58,000 nick,ok that's 42,000 home test kits then,

Indeed Cider, the heavy fellas as well as the bame frontline workers,we are all in it together.

Not fair to have some more in "it" than others though, the goverment can give them 80% of wages.