HOORAH! BOJO BACK ON MONDAY

Oh hold on..he AIMS to be back on Monday.

Just like Hancock is aiming for 100,000 tests per day

we better keep our hands in our pockets

great news

not a fan

but pleased for the boy

Lets hope the Convo he had with don didn't Include Dettol

Prob have a bottle on the Podium

Some lies coming Monday, the chit chat corona virus team will study every word.

I see Boris is thinking about getting Premier League and other sports FROM BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

back on our TV in weeks.

I will give him a HOORAH if he does that, BUT HE MUST DO IT

Hi Don " Just giving u a Buzz regarding the Trade deal "  BORIS how are you my Friend , Im doing a 2 for 1 on Dettol,  40 million for the Price of 20 million "

I don't like Monday's

I am glad he survived the virus as for everybody else who has had it

Whens spitting Image Coming back , Fooking ell they have some material to work with

Belarus Premier League is a money pit case. Awful to watch though.

The whole thing would be Comical in a movie

Sadly its Tragic

no

tell me why ?

ive been a transcript of his 1st speech at least the opening lines
whilst on the sick ive been doing some deep thinking and on reflection its not the flu and shaking hands could kill you,and if anyones seen my dad outside a pub send him home,

YEeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!..the great genius returns on Monday!!!!BULLER BULLER BULLER!!

Boris Johnson will be back at work in Downing Street on Monday and is "raring to go" in the battle against coronavirus, he has told cabinet colleagues.

Just over a fortnight after leaving hospital on Easter Sunday and spending a week at Chequers, the prime minister will be "back to his normal schedule" following treatment for COVID-19 as he grapples with the dilemma of when to ease the lockdown.

Depending on doctors' advice, Mr Johnson may host Monday's daily Downing Street news conference and possibly take on the new Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer at Prime Minister's Questions on Wednesday.

"He is 'raring to go' and will be back Monday," a Downing Street source told Sky News.

"He had a Chequers meeting with advisers on Friday and he will be meeting the Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, and getting back to his normal schedule."

Next set of ONS death registration figures out on Tuesday.

Starmer will maulicate him at pmq's

Patel will then accuse Starmer of bullying

raring to go

like he was raring to go to cobra meetings ?

Perhaps he wished to avoid being compared to a snake

Matt Hancock said yesterday that he had spoken to the Prime Minister on Thursday and found him in 'ebullient' form.!

Someone better tell him there's 43,000-45,000 dead and rising all jolly japes..

We need someone back running the show.

Raab etc not made a decision in the last few weeks.

New Imperial College work out this week on options of opening up.

Lets hope this time Boris gets his own people to question the assumptions and does not make the same mistake twice.

Time to ease the long down for the healthy and redouble the efforts to protect the old and vulnerable.

ebullient form translates to full of shoite , ,
bragging about shaking hands with every person in a hospital ward and encouraging others to do the same is a far bigger blooper than trumps Dettol comments,you,d have to be a fooooking idiot to drink Dettol , but if trump at the height of a crisis recommended everyone shake hands,hug etc over half of usa would have took his advice

It's tough to decide who is the biggest eejit, the dettol quaffing USA president or the virus hand shaking death spreader of the UK.

the one who nearly died and wiped out half of those close to him,pretty damming evidence

surely your not talking about the leaders of two great nations? you must mean laurel and hardy or abbot and costello

dumb and dumber