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peckerdunne
24 Apr 20 20:51
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Only spent two minutes on this, so could have done much better, but hey keepin it country


Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking DETTOL and FYE
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

we'll they ran out of hydroxychloroquin
my hotels casinos in the bin
i knew had to do sometin
the day the oil went Negative

i called up Kaitlin at CNN
i called up Putin at the Kremlin
i said its fake news yet again
Oh Vlad you can see it's them
the day i injected everyeeeeeone
Now i know de da da da da de de da de
brought my Chevee to the Fauci
but the Fauci was dry
and good old boys drinkin dettol and fye
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Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 8:52 PM BST
Singin Laugh
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 9:05 PM BST
Who sung the original Pecker, Foster and Allen Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:08 PM BST
Don did ffs Laugh McClean...........them with dettol Laugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:14 PM BST
Oh and while the king was locking down, The Mexicans stole his thorny crown
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:18 PM BST
February made me shiver
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:23 PM BST
The thought of chelters made me quiver
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:24 PM BST
But then Boris he did dither
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 9:25 PM BST
It's a classic, even without music, Philip Larkin is turning in his graveLaugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:26 PM BST
that dont rhyme you c  nt Laugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:27 PM BST
Rona news on the doorstep,

I couldn't take one more step
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:29 PM BST
i said Boris give me a winner

Al boum photo he wont chin yer
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:30 PM BST
I can't remember if I cried
When I read that gloucester people died
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:32 PM BST
i sat there and i sighed
but then i remembered i had pride
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:36 PM BST
But something touched me deep inside,
the day Boris nearly fried
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:36 PM BST
the day the music died
and they were singin
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:37 PM BST
Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:38 PM BST
he had two staff
right by his side
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:40 PM BST
the nhs nurse
he tried to ride
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 9:42 PM BST
1 bullet left, him or trump, easyLaugh

https://youtu.be/Wpt9FSFb_mA
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:43 PM BST
the phone rang
it was Dom
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:43 PM BST
So bye, bye, your Miscreant lies
Drove your Fauci to the levee but the levee was dry
and them good old boys were taking in your lies
hoping this will be the day that you die
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:44 PM BST
HIM Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:47 PM BST
Now Dom be quick
and Dom be slick
he's not sick
that little prick
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:49 PM BST
Did you write the book of lies
And do you have faith in wigs alive
If the Birkk tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can Fauci save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to inject real slow?
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:50 PM BST
Laugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:53 PM BST
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in his sin
You both kicked off in twos
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 9:53 PM BST
This is a legendary chit chat song, it goes on longer than a pink Floyd songLaugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:56 PM BST
I was a lonely teenage shyster buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the nation died
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:56 PM BST
and who is that lady in the scarf
you know she makes me want to barf
can she make it just go away
she's on that podium every day
but i know that your in love with her
she talks with a squeaky voice that doesn't purr
but she does what she is told
even though she 56 years old

singin
Report leif April 24, 2020 9:57 PM BST
So bye, bye, your Miscreant lies
Drove your Fauci to the levee but the levee was dry
and them good old boys were taking in your lies
hoping this will be the day that you die
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:58 PM BST
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Report leif April 24, 2020 9:58 PM BST

Apr 24, 2020 -- 9:56PM, peckerdunne wrote:


and who is that lady in the scarfyou know she makes me want to barfcan she make it just go awayshe's on that podium every daybut i know that your in love with hershe talks with a squeaky voice that doesn't purrbut she does what she is toldeven though she 56 years old singin


Grin

Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 9:59 PM BST
they were drinking
dettol and fye
couldn't wait till
the day that they would die
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:00 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:01 PM BST
interval Laugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 10:05 PM BST
Now for two months we've been on our own
And the Rona grows on a Jersey bone
But that's not how it used to be
When the Fulop sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from his queen
And a voice that came from you and me
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 10:07 PM BST
Could the lyrics work to this:

https://youtu.be/_KtiPBgyh1Y

ExcitedLaugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 10:14 PM BST
Helter skelter in a winter swelter
The bird flu off with a dropout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The doctors tried for a forward pass
With the Trumpster on the sidelines in a cast
Report leif April 24, 2020 10:18 PM BST
A brand new pair of brogues, rattlin' o'er the bogs
Frightenin' all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin

cracking Grin
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:20 PM BST
I called the preacher just to say
i know its Sunday i'm on the way
just gonna stop off at the drugstore
gonna get some guns i need more
he said he'd open Delaware
after church its the county fair
im gonna shoot his gad damn hair
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 10:20 PM BST
I think the 2 boys are on the dettol and the fyeLaugh

https://twitter.com/RyanONe75874828/status/1243129965584973824?s=09
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:21 PM BST
DEP, ure a bollox LaughLaugh
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 10:24 PM BST
Laugh
Report leif April 24, 2020 10:25 PM BST
im gonna shoot his gad damn hair
Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:32 PM BST
American pie in my head is now coming out like the rocky road, but its confusing me up Laugh
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 10:33 PM BST
ExcitedLaugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:42 PM BST
in the merry month of february
there we were gettin ready
headin for the mardis gras
gonna see our Ma and Pa
on the way down to Lousiana
we brought the trailer and piana
we were gettin slaughtered
in the french quarter
sick in tired of cryin
all them people blledin dyin

Hunt the hare
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 10:43 PM BST
Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 24, 2020 10:43 PM BST
Laugh
Report Deplasterer April 24, 2020 11:10 PM BST
The dettol and fye has knocked the 2 lads outLaugh
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