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peckerdunne
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Only spent two minutes on this, so could have done much better, but hey keepin it country


Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking DETTOL and FYE
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

we'll they ran out of hydroxychloroquin
my hotels casinos in the bin
i knew had to do sometin
the day the oil went Negative

i called up Kaitlin at CNN
i called up Putin at the Kremlin
i said its fake news yet again
Oh Vlad you can see it's them
the day i injected everyeeeeeone
Now i know de da da da da de de da de
brought my Chevee to the Fauci
but the Fauci was dry
and good old boys drinkin dettol and fye

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By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 20:52
Singin Laugh
By:
Deplasterer
When: 24 Apr 20 21:05
Who sung the original Pecker, Foster and Allen Laugh
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:08
Don did ffs Laugh McClean...........them with dettol Laugh
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:14
Oh and while the king was locking down, The Mexicans stole his thorny crown
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:18
February made me shiver
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:23
The thought of chelters made me quiver
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:24
But then Boris he did dither
By:
Deplasterer
When: 24 Apr 20 21:25
It's a classic, even without music, Philip Larkin is turning in his graveLaugh
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:26
that dont rhyme you c  nt Laugh
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:27
Rona news on the doorstep,

I couldn't take one more step
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:29
i said Boris give me a winner

Al boum photo he wont chin yer
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:30
I can't remember if I cried
When I read that gloucester people died
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:32
i sat there and i sighed
but then i remembered i had pride
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:36
But something touched me deep inside,
the day Boris nearly fried
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:36
the day the music died
and they were singin
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:37
Laugh
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:38
he had two staff
right by his side
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:40
the nhs nurse
he tried to ride
By:
Deplasterer
When: 24 Apr 20 21:42
1 bullet left, him or trump, easyLaugh

https://youtu.be/Wpt9FSFb_mA
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:43
the phone rang
it was Dom
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:43
So bye, bye, your Miscreant lies
Drove your Fauci to the levee but the levee was dry
and them good old boys were taking in your lies
hoping this will be the day that you die
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:44
HIM Laugh
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:47
Now Dom be quick
and Dom be slick
he's not sick
that little prick
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:49
Did you write the book of lies
And do you have faith in wigs alive
If the Birkk tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can Fauci save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to inject real slow?
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:50
Laugh
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:53
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in his sin
You both kicked off in twos
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
By:
Deplasterer
When: 24 Apr 20 21:53
This is a legendary chit chat song, it goes on longer than a pink Floyd songLaugh
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:56
I was a lonely teenage shyster buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the nation died
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:56
and who is that lady in the scarf
you know she makes me want to barf
can she make it just go away
she's on that podium every day
but i know that your in love with her
she talks with a squeaky voice that doesn't purr
but she does what she is told
even though she 56 years old

singin
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:57
So bye, bye, your Miscreant lies
Drove your Fauci to the levee but the levee was dry
and them good old boys were taking in your lies
hoping this will be the day that you die
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:58
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By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 21:58

Apr 24, 2020 -- 9:56PM, peckerdunne wrote:


and who is that lady in the scarfyou know she makes me want to barfcan she make it just go awayshe's on that podium every daybut i know that your in love with hershe talks with a squeaky voice that doesn't purrbut she does what she is toldeven though she 56 years old singin


Grin

By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 21:59
they were drinking
dettol and fye
couldn't wait till
the day that they would die
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 22:00
LaughLaugh
By:
peckerdunne
When: 24 Apr 20 22:01
interval Laugh
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 22:05
Now for two months we've been on our own
And the Rona grows on a Jersey bone
But that's not how it used to be
When the Fulop sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from his queen
And a voice that came from you and me
By:
Deplasterer
When: 24 Apr 20 22:07
Could the lyrics work to this:

https://youtu.be/_KtiPBgyh1Y

ExcitedLaugh
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 22:14
Helter skelter in a winter swelter
The bird flu off with a dropout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The doctors tried for a forward pass
With the Trumpster on the sidelines in a cast
By:
leif
When: 24 Apr 20 22:18
A brand new pair of brogues, rattlin' o'er the bogs
Frightenin' all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin

cracking Grin
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