As for some other things: I'm grumpy that your lame approach has cost us Wimbledon this year, even if generally I agree with Marat Safin that grass is for cows.

So when did LAWN Tennis become something for cows, is that Sexist comment?

So moving on from sexism to racism edy, I hear you are a Kraut.

I was thinking of having red cabbage instead of rice with my chilli tonight. If you are not opposed to my positive discrimination do you have any tips on how to cook the kraut Kraut?

I was going to steam it, maybe thrown in some peeled and chopped apple?

Oh and finally do you regard our Queen as your Queen being German and all that?