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peckerdunne
19 Apr 20 20:09
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Over a hundred tests have been put forward and failed inspection, mostly Chinese crap, ha who knew.

However one test has just been FDA approved (99% i think)..

So you all know the issues, i wont outline, you can debate.

This is whats being put forward.

KITS COST ABOUT 2 SQUID BTW

Each person in each household receives a kit.

It's a simple prick, results in 15 minutes, tells you all you need to know, infected,not, antibodies.

At a designated time in the future, say noon Saturday the 2nd, every person in the country and at the same time obviously, take test, report result to APP almost developed and ready...

Now you are so much wiser and understanding of all the vital components required.#THEIRISH Grin
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Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 8:14 PM BST
I thought this was how to get the bits out of Ireland threadHappy
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 8:15 PM BST
BritsLaugh
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 8:19 PM BST
Grin Now ure hurling Peckerdunne,

1st you warn them all that the virus is out of control

and now you solve it.

doubtcha boy
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 8:22 PM BST
As me granny said, roundabouts, now the Irish will sort out the English ExcitedLaugh
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 8:40 PM BST
Well i have to say it's pretty ingenious and the world is watching and very keen by all accounts, we have the people.#nosurprise
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 8:56 PM BST
Now you can have an all island virus free...brilliant
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 8:59 PM BST
It is so beautiful,anyone positive put them isolated in a good hotel,some will need hospital,you can work that as now.

Irelandoncall to help with testing/results,i can get this.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 9:05 PM BST
Hopefully the world takes this on board, you can corner the virus, narrow it down, kill it, and everyone gets time to await pharma..........
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:11 PM BST
Imagine if wildmanfromborneo was still posting nowLaughLaugh
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 9:15 PM BST
He'd like this,brilliant brain.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:22 PM BST
Great loved his humour as well.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 9:24 PM BST
a very clever man indeed, always worth a read, strong opinions.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 9:24 PM BST
a very clever man indeed, always worth a read, strong opinions.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:24 PM BST
Pa, my brother was asking a while back, he doesn't post anymore, but he asked who was the girl that used to post in the middle of the night, wildmanfromborneo used to post back?
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 9:31 PM BST
I know Deplasterer,DR initials, i think he was only messing with that, i often wonder did anyone give him the glad eye Laugh.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:34 PM BST
Excited, it was a laugh, bro still talks about it yet. I'm on a mission to findLaugh
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:41 PM BST
I think it was Deirdre Pa,Crazy, jesus it was some laugh when ye think back.
Report brassneck April 19, 2020 9:43 PM BST
The germans are testing the irish corona tests,and according to the irish government they have no backlog.And are up to date.
There plan is to test the nursing homes next week.But a very worrying figure is that a very high number of infections are nurses and doctors on the front line.when the irish do a test they send them to Germany and then Germany notify the irish of who have the virus.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 9:44 PM BST
not all of them brass, that was to clear the initial backlog..........
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:44 PM BST
Send us over that gob**** that done the conference today Brass, and we'll be fineLaugh
Report brassneck April 19, 2020 9:49 PM BST
when a test is done there is something called a regrade that is needed,ireland have no regrades but the germans have millions upon millions of them as far as i know .but most of the world have no regrades and can not do testing.
p.s.i think the word is regrade.and i think germany do testing for italy also (not sure)
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 9:55 PM BST
yeah, fair point, that is an issue..
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:56 PM BST
I'm lost brass, let's all save the world.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 9:56 PM BST
but we'll save your life nonetheless Laugh   with the new solution
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 9:57 PM BST
FFS not "deirdre" Deplaster,he won't have got far with that,Dark Rosaleen was the name,subtle out and leaving loads tothe imagination.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 9:58 PM BST
Dark Rosie ExcitedLaugh
Report brassneck April 19, 2020 9:59 PM BST
i said it before and i will  say it again.Give everyone a suit,a mask,a pair of goggles,and a pair of gloves ,and then we can all do as we like and the economy will rebound.
everyone can wash their PPE in a washing machine and re use it,because soap kills corona ,and then we will all be able to work,play,drink,walk,drive.and so on until they find the cure.
you only need the suit if you are going outGrin
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:01 PM BST
Pa, did anyone find out who dark Rosie was, I was away for a while after, what a laughExcitedLaughLaugh
Report UBLE/REGY April 19, 2020 10:02 PM BST
It would need to be reusable...if we test negative one day, does not mean we may not catch the virus the next day?

Also you area assuming every one is intelligent enough to know to us it

I would hate to think where might stick it nose, ear, anusShocked

But the main problem is reusability unless everyone is to be sent about 3 months worth of these?
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:08 PM BST
Thewilddarkrosiefromborneo,ExcitedLaugh hopes he's well.
Report brassneck April 19, 2020 10:11 PM BST
no need for testing if they give everyone a suit,because no one will catch the virus,
if you have a suit and i have a suit and we meet ,the suits are double protection,both suits would have to be flawed and one of us would have to have the virus for it to spread.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:12 PM BST
this thread was supposed to save world Laugh
Report jucel69 April 19, 2020 10:14 PM BST
imagine trying to coordinate that in US with all the simpletons and the time zonesLaugh
Report lurka April 19, 2020 10:14 PM BST
What test is this exactly?
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 10:18 PM BST
All we're short is the regrade still,we can save Ireland anyway Plain
Report brassneck April 19, 2020 10:18 PM BST
the government are going about the corona virus the wrong way.
they should be building textile factories instead of hospitals.
the have an order for 66 million PROTECTIVE SUITS.
so get every woman in the country to work in the textile factories making the suits.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:19 PM BST
it tells if you have the virus, if you had it, and if you have antibodies, it's just been passed, its the only one passed.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:20 PM BST
The right wing f uckwits always appear, Where's that real blue nose Billy akabula though?
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:20 PM BST
would be good for UK jUCE.............
Report jucel69 April 19, 2020 10:21 PM BST

Apr 19, 2020 -- 10:20PM, peckerdunne wrote:


would be good for UK jUCE.............


Cool

Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:24 PM BST
The rambling raving loony Trump live soon, every night is an amazing shitt show..
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 10:26 PM BST
This is a save the world committee, Brassneck and Juce could be good additions,but at the moment i'm not sure we can all look like astronauts and that won't work in America cos of the cowboy hats.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:27 PM BST
F eck off right wing cants, smell Bojos panties, keep some for that f uckwits akabula.
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:31 PM BST
Im sure juce could sink a pint in under 6 seconds, but i have my doubts about brass, so any committee could be just distant dreams for him Grin
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:31 PM BST
There's a religion thread going, we are waiting on the return of wildmanfromborneo and or Dark Rosie ExcitedLaugh
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:32 PM BST
Dep, the right wing are on their knees, rejoice and let them flap around aimlessly Laugh
Report brassneck April 19, 2020 10:34 PM BST
The British had a great plan but it back fired.
no need to do anything other than test everyone and heard the people who were immune to the virus or already had it.
then get the antibody of these people and they had a vaccine .
ride out the storm of corona virus and then give the vaccine to the guys who caught the virus but survived death.
but disaster struck when it became known that corona can strike more than once.
now the British are up sh1t creek ,no paddle,no oxygen,no cure,no vaccine,no medicine,no PPE ,AND WORST OF ALL NO CONTACT TRACING FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS.They have started on day 1 again last Friday.but they will not tell you that.
the USA are the same,and Trump says,feck this for a lark,let everyone back to work and save the economy,when you are at war its normal to lose a few million soldiers.
but the British listened to the Americans,that was the problem,and that's why both countries are in the same boat,
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:36 PM BST
I'm pissed pecker, bedtimeLaughkeep an eye out for dark Rosie. Stay home/save nhs
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:39 PM BST
u tube/trump live fyi always entertaining

last night he actually said with all sincerity

North Korea topic

'you would not be here'America 'the world would be gone' 'there would be no world'

had it not been for me(trump) i can guarantee it Laugh
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 10:41 PM BST
Goodnight Deplasterer Grin, don't forget a bottle of water beside the bed.
We need ya tomorrow to save the world again,
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:46 PM BST
Laugh
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 10:49 PM BST
Pa, got a Reprieve I was annoying her more than you lotLaugh, she went to bed. Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 10:58 PM BST
Laugh She got the fcuking reprieve Laugh
Report peckerdunne April 19, 2020 11:00 PM BST
a wise woman, legged it, and is praying you fall asleep on the couch Laugh
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 11:02 PM BST
Laugh

She said that fooker is spending more time on that f forum than on me, i know these things Deplaster, why? because my wife wife fecked off to bed there too.
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 11:03 PM BST
80s musi channels on now, carma camelegon, you come and go,

Guaranteed a slapLaugh
Report Deplasterer April 19, 2020 11:06 PM BST
Pa, I was on the phone to bro there now, he done some laughing about dark Rosie. Sindar was his Uname years ago.
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 11:09 PM BST
Sinndar after Oxx's horse? i remember the name,sound out.
Report lapsy pa April 19, 2020 11:21 PM BST
Nice thread,we need to redouble our efforts though, i think you could be on the right track Peckerdunne,regrade   is a question mark,it could work in Ireland but no one in or out unless tested,i hope it isn't the suit idea,surely the lockdowns are going to bear results even if a while.
Good night,i will sleep with a smile.
Report casemoney April 20, 2020 2:41 AM BST
They had them here , It was all go to boots or order or Amazon ,within the next few days  but then NOTHING , I wonder why ?? 

Perhaps they thought a load of Silly c@nts would be pricking their fingers and thinking they were superman >>

Maybe they sent them all over to Eire ??
Report casemoney April 20, 2020 2:45 AM BST
Would you trust a 2 quid test kit ? Well would you ??
Report flushgordon1 April 20, 2020 6:09 AM BST
Simple Irish prick test?
Report irishone April 20, 2020 9:18 AM BST

Apr 19, 2020 -- 10:18PM, brassneck wrote:


the government are going about the corona virus the wrong way.they should be building textile factories instead of hospitals.the have an order for 66 million PROTECTIVE SUITS.so get every woman in the country to work in the textile factories making the suits.PROBLEM SOLVED.


I was born wiv a suit, and have had suits all my life, they dont work

Report peckerdunne April 20, 2020 12:39 PM BST
This is the only FDA approved, for those who can read, i repeat again.
Report peckerdunne April 20, 2020 12:43 PM BST
plus all the information needs to be gathered at the same time and analysed, with the new Irish app being developed, which no one else was able to come up with until now.

Can you read, i seem to have to repeat the information for the smart alec children of the failed right.
Report lurka April 20, 2020 12:58 PM BST
what test are you on about for the second time? Provide a link or a name. Doesn't seem to be a test approved that will work.
Report casemoney April 20, 2020 3:34 PM BST
No guarantee showing Anti Bodies . you are not a spreader or cannot become infected again

The reason why it was put on hold in the UK  .... Add to how do you know who has had the test

or not Does it come with a slip where you tick a box ,to say you are disease free  , G luck with

That ....
Report casemoney April 20, 2020 3:36 PM BST
Oh I see there is a Phone app ... How will that work ??
Report peckerdunne April 20, 2020 9:24 PM BST
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved the first test in the U.S. designed to detect coronavirus antibodies, according to a letter of authorization. Widespread antibody testing can be useful in determining how many people in a population were infected with the virus and might now be immune.

Up until now, all of the coronavirus tests conducted in the U.S. were designed to find fragments of the virus itself. This type of test, which uses a method called PCR to find viral RNA in nasal samples, is useful for detecting people who are currently infected with the coronavirus.



But diagnostic tests won't be useful in identifying people who have already recovered from COVID-19, as they will no longer have detectable levels of viral RNA in their body. These recovered patients will, however, have antibodies that fight off the virus circulating in their blood.
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