Pike Holds Downing Street briefing now !

Drew the short straw....no doubt.

Short straw at Eton, unlucky just.

Sounds like a monarch giving a Christmas Day address

In January 2018, it became known that Williamson, while he was managing director of fireplace firm Elgin & Hall in 2004, had an office romance. To save his marriage, he has said he left the firm.[9] According to Williamson, it became "flirtatious and a couple of times we shared a kiss", but it "never went further", Williamson told the Daily Mail.[10]

"My family means everything to me and I almost threw it away", Williamson said. "This incident nearly destroyed two marriages".[9] The Sunday Telegraph reported that a senior co-worker stated that the woman involved was in tears when reporting the incident at work and that Williamson was subsequently the subject of a meeting with managers

last seen leaking state secrets and manipulating DORIOS into no 10, wopuld have been stood against the wall and shot in some other countries,shame

The flags are a new addition...I think ?

You would nearly feel sad if you knew what an unsencere hoodlam he is.

Is that a fresh haircut he is sporting

Williamson is a patron of the World Owl Trust and while chief whip kept a Mexican redknee tarantula, Cronus, in his parliamentary office,[4] for which he was criticised by parliamentary authorities in November 2016.[53]

Gove cut it this morning before giving him the debrief

Barn owls my fav.

Eagle Owl for me

In January 2018, it became known that Williamson, while he was managing director of fireplace firm Elgin & Hall in 2004, had an office romance.

Did he look at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire , I wonder ?

Not fussed on spiders though

I have some advice for the virus

SHUT UP AND GO AWAY

Good to see Jenny back I thought they had called it a day with her

Great , the slides . Been waiting for those all day .

The transport graph comes out every day, like the square window or the round window.

it's like listening to North Korea in 1951

Jenny looks well 2day.

More smokeless fuel today.....

Look at those columns of green shoots.................

THEIR GETTING embarrassed themselves showing the same 4 graphs everyday,

shame about London handjobs get a 4000 bed hospital and spent millions buying up every private bed in London and none getting used at least we didn't need him concentrating on getting PPE,

13 minutes of Santy Claus talking to the little children, the 1st time care homes deaths acknowledged.

He's flecked, here come the questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3JRhbUmz0

Not even at tempted to answer

now i know what American airman felt like

Jennys stuttering, lies are flying

half their lies aren't true

JESUS SHE THINKS THIS SHOITE SHOW IS AN EXEMPLER on how to prepare for a pandemic,

did she mean how not to prepare for one

unbelievable scenes jeff

He's, asking the BBC now to put smes in contact with them. Wtf

"Send us the names of the potential PPE manufacturers because we have lost them"

9/10 for gavins double backtrack move, he wants the contacts of anyone prepared to make ppe now,a side shimmy shally and a double turn around,great execution.

Need Boris back to host these things. So boring right now.

He'll be in no rush.

China gave more to the UK than the UK gave to China...

OR IF YOU PEFER

We sent sent them gold standard PPE and in return they sent us a pile of shitt...

But it's very complex

quite frightening to think that the government is relying on these numpties & their colleagues to get us through this. Farkin scary in fact

jenny thinks the words SINGLE USE  are quite complex, jenny,s not to bright don't liosten to jenny ,

wonder if jenny and her huisband got 16 kids following her interpretation of single use

I actually feel sorry for him, hand job should have been there 2day but he's probably in one of his 6 homes somewhere.

He was put up to make the school clarification, backtracking from the briefing that was inadvertently released.

Doesn't he look the bulb off that "tim nice but dim" character at times?

Tony
@IsntTony105
Gavin Williamson - the embodiment of the love-child of Frank Spencer and a speak-your-weight-machine...

government ministers are not the 'experts' in this. But to say they linger on every word a thought from the National Lampoon Animal House for advice is, insane

Van-Tam for instance

A particular element of best practice

that would be best practice really

who btw has not been seen since i rattled him

Enough of this, I have an Azerbaijan match to manage with 10mins left.

5000 word short answer that doesn't answer the question

no ppe and spent 6 weeks trying to find 30,000 ventilators jenrick said yesterday we don't need
4000 bed hospital not needed , tick
6 other nightingale hospitals not needed tick
30,000 ventilators not needed, tick
bought up every private bed,not used or needed tick,

PPE BEEN SHORT FOR 6 WEEKS AND STILL SHORT ,

once you hear  'in terms of' you no they aint answering the question

Apr 19, 2020 -- 4:35PM, Deplasterer wrote:

Enough of this, I have an Azerbaijan match to manage with 10mins left.

Don't you mean Tajikistan ?

Red card

Tamara. ive been speaking for 90 seconds, sorry what was the question.

jenny thinks no testing is good
jenny not having a good day
don't be like jenny,ignore jenny

100,000 misinterpreted

jenny thinks stopping testing in march was good
jenny thinks single use is a complex issue

jenny not very bright ,don't be like jenny

So boring I must stop tuning in to  this daily drivel,hurry back Boris

i feel a 'in terms of' coming

counting deaths is a focus for the media

jenny having a mare get her off

she is demented. Contradiction after contradiction

Breaking news, deaths receiving a lot of media attention lately

those pesky media concentrating on the dead bodies

Annoying that they don't ask why the UK is unable / unwilling to provide numbers of recovered patients.
All other countries do.

Needs a bit of sun and a good blow out .

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

IN TERMS OF

talking bollox

boooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


2 more 'in terms of'''''''''


booooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm


another

poor Gav likes passing the buck to spinning Jenny

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ONE MORE

THATS 5 IN 45 SECONDS

Perhaps Betfair could stick up a market for the number of "in terms of", a bit like the goals or corners markets for football.

No mention of the PPE czar that they appointed over night.

bbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

schools were put on the same level as Cheltenham

Do you get the feeling that these medical experts will eventually regret not saying what they really believe to some of these questions at the briefings ?

Going to be difficult for any backtracking once they are thrown under the bus.

more booms about to be launched

Without cliches and bullsh*t these briefings wouldn't last long enough to boil an egg...

Bad management, 90+5 goal

Wouldn't want to be without the daily gathering of chit chat PPE, testing and pandemic experts though, Petraco. It does fill the entertainment gap somewhat/ Though there's more smarts than the journalists who feature every day

Was this guy running running our defense under May?

i can organize someone to send you a link

a macaw could come up with better questions than the prepared journos

for instance, the one that angoosed just asked; which i have asked elsewhere, alongside a myriad of others i could think of

the good news is that y'all might be getting some free laptops

Apr 19, 2020 -- 5:00PM, Deplasterer wrote:

Bad management, 90+5 goal

A penalty

i can organize someone to send you a link

Getting it done, running the country

im fcuking staggered he actually said that

God help us, that clown runs our schools, allegedly.

some Chinese laptops

To be fair, the "sincere voice" lessons have achieved their purpose.

Fcuking Lenovo virus now

its a fine balance they've got tread,they no and handjob no,s he,s gone that's good for doris,jenmrick,raab,williamson,patel,bonafide brexiteers whilst handjob is a latecomer to the party and could serve under a remoaner PM,, so they've got to throw handjob under the bus whilst keep the government looking half credible

Do the people asking the Questions have actually any Valid questions , its the same Questions day in day out  PPE , we know there has been a shortage that is trying to be addressed ,why keep asking the same Question Daily ,Could we have A day for PPE figures once a week ...

Petraco spot on its the same question for 80 % of the briefing

Greed Angoose on my part, small profit should have been better

I find his accent very creepy, like a paedophile offering a child a sweet.

No hint of a Yorkshire accent.

showing up the extremely low standard of the media. vast majority are still just out for a gotcha headline for their station or paper rather than getting anything informative for the public out of these press conferences