Boris in Intensive Care!

Yep spot on Case, some real disgusting ghouls on here

Read some of your own posts and see who is disgusting! Seriously read them because maybe I will look them up and repost them

That was not to You grant

It’s where I met your mum son

Death Blocked again , If I want to listen to shyte I will whip  upstairs for a quick evacuation ..

The Book people made me do it Case

Not my fault. I’ve been indoctrinated like Ritchie Read!

Boris whatever you think of his politics seems like a decent guy yet we have people mocking his weight whilst in an intensive care unit in hospital clearly getting aroused trolling posters on a betting forum- illustrates some up the scum that resides within the human race sadly. Individuals like " whispering death " don't need locking up, they just need taking outside and shooting in the head with the remains flushed down the toilet which would be a blessing for any civilised society.. its these type of coonts that make life a misery for everyone with their mental health issues

Did you go to Boarding School woundedknee?

Maybe she passed you off as an officers son?

Ok no!

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/14/journalist-stuart-collier-boris-johnson-phone-call-darius-guppy-demands-apology

you gets coonts in life casemoney and a few are on the betfair forum

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jan/20/boris-johnson-urged-to-publish-report-on-russian-meddling

tell your mate blair peach yer sh1t jokes you boring ****

Wondering how many of us have been drinking?

The sun will come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There'll be sun...

Cheer up Brian.

What relevance that bollix spotty is posting has to the situation is any ones Guess

Come on down wolf!

Are you issuing a fatwa against people who mention, not criticise someone who may or maybe not slightly overweight?

God help those when you train your sites on those responsible for not providing our healthcare workers with proper PPE!

putting up anti Boris Guardian stuff up from summer 2019 now 

Wondering how many of us have been drinking?

Not me, I am a good Muslim!

nonce

You know....

^ to Case

another bacon

Guilty as charged

Rum and coke and cotes de Roussillon

Nice bit of chorizo in the pasta, mmm suits you sir!

Sick Boris Facing Fight For Life... Mirror, Front page.

I have not even looked at the Links , Where u been u aint been sighted in Months ??

What is it a Flying Visit to put the boot in ??

Been in Wuhan......genetic engineering gaff...we made a bit of a boo-boo though !

Sh*t happens !

nonce

I apologise woundedknee. I have not fceked anyone from Medway in nearly twenty years so you are not my son but I should have known that because you are so incredibly stupid and pathetic. How could you be my son?

Apr 6, 2020 -- 4:40PM, Whisperingdeath wrote:

Wondering how many of us have been drinking? Not me, I am a good Muslim!

I am!

impossible you iron

You been locked up in your little room Spotty , Too scared to turn on your PC ,incase you caught a virus

Apr 6, 2020 -- 4:50PM, casemoney wrote:

You been locked up in your little room Spotty , Too scared to turn on your PC ,incase you caught a virus

I think I had this virus back in Aug 2019.....got it from a Korean restaurant in Richmond.....had a cough for 10 days (coughing every 2 mins)....I think I am immune !

  Been something going around for months ,Who Knows ..

I was a good Catholic too Grant

Holy Mary mother of God so I was

I hope you are well too. Stay off the deep fried Mars Bars.

lot of people I know sick Xmas January

WD what u drinking 2nite?

impossible you iron

Maybe it was your Grandmother woundedknee

Did she use a bus shelter as protection?

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I'm kinda semi professional these days.

Grant

I refer you to the reply I gave some moments ago

But in case you can’t be a*rsed rum and coke then Cotes de Roussillion

Ooh and just in case some of the ignorant racist xenophobes on here think I might be a musso, sorry but to quote a friend if God made a sweeter meat than pork he kept it to himself!

WD you truly a pro of the drinking game

Goodnight all

Let’s hope all our loved ones are ok and safe. All Gods people even  Dorris and Muslims

Apr 6, 2020 -- 4:56PM, casemoney wrote:

  Been something going around for months ,Who Knows ..

Need to get an antibody test .....have to start looking

Oh Grant

I can’t let that go!

I got so drunk once I wen5 across the road from the club and fell asleep in the bushes of HMRC. M6 friends found me and put me in a taxi. Bein* a Gentleman I would the window down and puked outside of the taxi. He got me home, I paid my fare then gave him 20 Sovs and I also washed down the door of his car with bottled water. He seemed happy enough

Apr 6, 2020 -- 4:45PM, casemoney wrote:

What is it a Flying Visit to put the boot in ??

No....I'm back till we beat the virus !

Just been listening to the radio as I did my morning stroll
This is what a top doc said
Because a lot of patients decline rapidly they take a lot of people on oxygen to intensive care as a precaution, not just Boris.
You stay there on oxygen until your levels stabilise
If they don't stabilise on oxygen then you go on a large face mask called a CPAP
Then if that doesn't work and levels drop to the mid 80s re oxygen and no improvement that is when ventilation is required
Once a person is ventilated then recovery is 50/50
So the next 12/24 hours is vital!
IF you do stabilise on any of the above then your body has beat the virus and you will recover
You can't relapse after your body has gone through this process
The reason they are sent to ICU is because that original process can happen very quickly and they need to be prepared

KEEP PULLING BOZZA !!!

Get Well Boris

I don't think he reads this forum.

Asked at a news conference earlier on Monday whether he had been in touch with Johnson on Monday by either text or by telephone, Raab said he had last spoken to the prime minister on Saturday.

Things have obviously been getting a lot worse than was said ,,,

I fear the worse

And for all the w@nkers on here who would have predicted a private facility etc  , Where is he ??

They have private rooms at St. Thomas's :
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https://guysandstthomasprivatehealthcare.co.uk/services/maternity/our-facilities/

Tomorrow he'll be on ventilator and in critical condition, Wednesday his condition has worsened and that's when the queen will be summoned, Thursday will be a breaking news and very sombre

The country will go into absolute meltdown and the queen will be giving a speech on Friday, no make up, looking like she's been on the rum the night before

He's a goner if he goes onto a ventilator

What if the Queen....errr....you know.....what then ?

Apr 6, 2020 -- 8:15PM, SontaranStratagem wrote:

He's a goner if he goes onto a ventilator

why?

50/50 chance if he goes on a ventilator

He doesn't smoke, moderate drinker and does a bit of exercise

https://twitter.com/EmpressSapph/status/1247221626774708224?s=20

84 year old beat it, had pneumonia

I'm just thinking this is what is going to happen, its playing out like that at the moment

Saying that he comes on in a few weeks with the numbers having peaked and started declining, the country will get "a boost"

A 2nd rebirth, Boris becomes jesus Christ mark 2, he'll be a symbol of "hope"

Boris Johnson, the man who fought a war in his own body and came out the other side clean, a man for the ages

Boris Johnsons face put on all new bank notes...

He'll be the man your great grand kids will be telling stories about, the man with the lush but scruffy hair, a man who fought the virus and survived it, and then led us all to the promised land of victory

We gathered around his hospitals chanting his name as he came out arms aloft, the great Boris

Time for this report to be published :
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jan/20/boris-johnson-urged-to-publish-report-on-russian-meddling

Not a saint :
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/14/journalist-stuart-collier-boris-johnson-phone-call-darius-guppy-demands-apology

Maybe this will save him.....an ECMO machine :  (Not ECO as I said earlier)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracorporeal_membrane_oxygenation

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Beginning in early February 2020, doctors in China have increasingly been using ECMO as an adjunct support for patients presenting with acute viral pneumonia associated with SARS-CoV-2 infection (COVID-19); when, even after ventilation, the blood oxygenation levels remain too low to sustain the patient.[6]

The initial reports indicate that it is assisting in restoring patients' blood oxygen saturation and reducing fatalities among the approximately 3% of severe cases where it has been utilized.

in all the panic has anyone popped into weatherspoons to inform stanley

I don’t think the Queen gets summoned Sontaran!

it goes without saying i hope he pulls through as i would any human being.

it needs to be asked though why the man leading the country in this crisis so flippantly disregarded his own rules he set for the country? arrogance or stupidity?

If they are letting the public know that he is in ICU then he is probably already dead by now. Just feeding slow info to the public so they aren't shocked(though I doubt the news shocks anyone these days). Just my theory

Gove says he's not on a ventilator

Apr 7, 2020 -- 2:21AM, detraveller wrote:

If they are letting the public know that he is in ICU then he is probably already dead by now. Just feeding slow info to the public so they aren't shocked(though I doubt the news shocks anyone these days). Just my theory

He wouldn't die that quick with covid
A ventilator can keep somebody alive for a while even if there is no chance of survival
Also they would be looking for lung transplant donors (from prisons in China!)

Pray for Boris.

Think Boris is legend 

That ruby tackle, football aid tackle unbelievable still today when I watch it


https://youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoo

https://youtu.be/uVXjXmy8_Yk

Apr 7, 2020 -- 2:46AM, FATTIEWHITEYSLOVEADRINK wrote:

Think Boris is legend  That ruby tackle, football aid tackle unbelievable still today when I watch ithttps://youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoohttps://youtu.be/uVXjXmy8_Yk

Apparently he is super competitive
He still plays tennis with a wooden racket that is bent and therefore the ball goes in all sorts of strange directions, like a threepenny bit

As a matter of interest is his wife still next of kin?

Could you have a situation where his wife and children stop his girlfriend going to his funeral, hypothetically I mean?

At what point in a divorce do you stop being next of kin?

on a lighter touch, very funny and only 4 secs of your time

https://twitter.com/Luke_E_J/status/1247269621054541831?s=20

Anyone hear the doctor on the Stephen Nolan show last night? Said if Boris goes on the ventilator, he will have a 53% chance of survival. As an analogy, the doctor said it's like trying to inflate a damaged tyre. At this stage it increases chances of heart attack and other organ failure.  It's extremely scary how fast a person can deteriorate once it hits the lungs.

Anyone with underlying health issues cannot afford to get infected. Stay safe everyone.

Best wishes for Boris.

Apr 7, 2020 -- 3:10AM, hfink wrote:

Anyone hear the doctor on the Stephen Nolan show last night? Said if Boris goes on the ventilator, he will have a 53% chance of survival. As an analogy, the doctor said it's like trying to inflate a damaged tyre. At this stage it increases chances of heart attack and other organ failure.  It's extremely scary how fast a person can deteriorate once it hits the lungs.Anyone with underlying health issues cannot afford to get infected. Stay safe everyone.Best wishes for Boris.

Yeh Dr Al breaks it down well

Boris is in one of the top hospitals though

It is one of the few hospitals in the country to have a life support machine called ECMO (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation).
This highly specialised piece of equipment can do the work of the heart and lungs. There are only a handful of these machines around the country.

It’s worse than that fink. I think it affects ordinary healthy people in the same way. It can also do permanent damage to the lungs. Stay save is right, protect your family is the way I see it.

Ten years ago my Dad who was 70 at the time had a fall from a ladder during the winter months when he slipped from about 12 feet to the ground onto a concrete pavement landing somewhat fortunately on his side. He suffered massive internal bleeding from injuries sustained and went on a life support machine shortly after being admitted to hospital. He was on the ventilator. 7 days later he walked out of the ICU and went striaght home as he didnt want to go onto the ward. He is still with us today despite all of us writing him off. He says he is a dead man walking and everyday is a blessing. Remarkable man and the hospital still tell the story . Never lose hope.

Apr 7, 2020 -- 3:50AM, John.W.Henry. wrote:

Ten years ago my Dad who was 70 at the time had a fall from a ladder during the winter months when he slipped from about 12 feet to the ground onto a concrete pavement landing somewhat fortunately on his side. He suffered massive internal bleeding from injuries sustained and went on a life support machine shortly after being admitted to hospital. He was on the ventilator. 7 days later he walked out of the ICU and went striaght home as he didnt want to go onto the ward. He is still with us today despite all of us writing him off. He says he is a dead man walking and everyday is a blessing. Remarkable man and the hospital still tell the story . Never lose hope.

Great story John. They don't build them like they used to.

@ Deplasterer. Indeed. Very true.

He certainly has a different view on many matters than i do but as we often say to each other.  many men can look at the same picture, some will see a smoking gun, some will see the finger on the trigger yet others will see the roses in the garden in the background. It is just the way life is

Apr 7, 2020 -- 3:33AM, jucel69 wrote:

Apr  7, 2020 --  8:10AM, hfink wrote:Anyone hear the doctor on the Stephen Nolan show last night? Said if Boris goes on the ventilator, he will have a 53% chance of survival. As an analogy, the doctor said it's like trying to inflate a damaged tyre. At this stage it increases chances of heart attack and other organ failure.  It's extremely scary how fast a person can deteriorate once it hits the lungs.Anyone with underlying health issues cannot afford to get infected. Stay safe everyone.Best wishes for Boris.Yeh Dr Al breaks it down wellBoris is in one of the top hospitals thoughIt is one of the few hospitals in the country to have a life support machine called ECMO (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation).This highly specialised piece of equipment can do the work of the heart and lungs. There are only a handful of these machines around the country.

The Leopard • April 7, 2020 2:49 AM BST
Maybe this will save him.....an ECMO machine :  (Not ECO as I said earlier)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracorporeal_membrane_oxygenation


.....Just saying' ....

Hi jucel, that was the chap, Dr Al, he did break it down well. But that's good news for Boris if the hospital has got the top equipment. Sounds like we need more of them.

And your're absolutely right Whisper, I should have said no-one wants to get it, not just people with underlying issues. The healthy and vulnerable need to be protected alike. I have a light asthma condition and lungs that are not great for my age (and always suffer with my chest for weeks to months on end with just about any infection) so I certainly fear catching it.

What worries me is, once it's declared 'gone', it won't be gone for good, will it? We know how stains of cold/flu viruses can come back round the following years. People who have isolated this year may still be vulnerable in later years. Let's hope they do find a vaccine. And that the WHO and world governments have a serious talk with China about their wet markets, plus Africa re bush meat practices.

^ ....and open up their Biological Warfare Centre (near Wuhan) to intensive scrutiny !

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https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/theory-that-coronavirus-escaped-from-a-lab-lacks-evidence-67229

However this play out fink it is not good until we know if we have had it or not. We will also always worry about our elderly now more so. What I do find funny however is the number of blokes I know who thought they had hangovers but are now trying to piece it all together! I am not saying they did have it either but think quite a few did

From my last link :

The lab-escape theory had been circulating on social media and various blogs for weeks, but gained considerable visibility in a New York Post article in late February. In it, Steven Mosher, a social scientist and the president of the Population Research Institute in Front Royal, Virginia, summarizes why he believes SARS-CoV-2 may have been accidentally spread by China’s National Biosafety Laboratory at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, where researchers have studied bat coronaviruses.

In the article, Mosher describes several lines of reasoning, namely, that the lab is less than 10 miles away from the seafood market where a cluster of COVID-19 cases was first discovered, and that after the 2003 SARS outbreak, the SARS-CoV virus escaped from virology labs multiple times in China. He also describes how Chinese virologist and bioweapons expert Major General Chen Wei went to the Wuhan Institute of Virology with military scientists in January to study the new virus, which Mosher sees as a form of damage control.

Well said Whisper, we certainly will worry about each more from now, the elderly especially as you say. Funny about the hangovers. Have to say, I'd rather have a hangover than a virus any day, lol. I don't even like a cold. I've heard it said that it may have been here in December, and I did have very bad dose of something back then, took months for my chest to recover. But based on what we've seen, I don't think what I had was Covid; I would have been in far worse a state than I was, given the normal inefficiency of my lungs.

Can't comment on the lab escape theory Leopard, or any other man-made theories, but I bet one thing for sure: Mr Shrimpton is probably blaming it on the 'DVD' as usual. lol.

*worry about each other from now...

Have you been taught any breathing exercises fink?

I remember I went on a dive holiday 20 odd years ago and gave up smoking 6 months before because I was told I would use the oxygen up quickly if I smoked and my dining would be brief. It is quite amazing breathing under water with scuba, getting a feel how to use oxygen efficiently.

Playing sport you are regularly gasping for air but learning when to get great lung fulls when play stops is an art. I know the pesky Chinese are not popular on the forums right now but they have studied and practised the art of breathing. They also have devised a method of breathing designed to improve your immune system. You breathe in for so many counts, hold for so many counts then exhale for so many counts.

They have even developed a breathing system incorporating internal organ massage. Very impressive I am constantly surprised Western Medicine has not caught up or caught on. I was surprised they closed the parks in London. People need fresh air.

Watch this fink

The whole thing is worth watching but skip to 3 minutes and watch from there for the money shot. If you have 6 minutes to spare watch the whole thing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhT0T6Nhy4

We have a lot to learn from the Chinese

Vladimir Putin's telegram to Boris Johnson:

"I am sure that your energy, optimism, and sense of humour will help you defeat the illness."
http://kremlin.ru/events/president/letters/63166…

Surely London and fresh air are mutually exclusive terms

Boris Johnson does not have pneumonia, Downing Street has said. Until now ministers and No 10 have refused to give a clear answer to this question. But asked if the PM has been diagnosed with pneumonia, the spokesman said: “That is not the case, no.”

The spokesman said that Johnson was “stable” overnight and “remains in good spirits”. In a statement about his condition in intensive care, the prime minister’s spokesman said:

The prime minister has been stable overnight and remains in good spirits. He is receiving standard oxygen treatment and breathing without any other assistance. He has not required mechanical ventilation or non-invasive respiratory support.

Downing Street has signalled that it does not want to take up Donald Trump’s offer of experimental coronavirus drugs for Boris Johnson. Asked about this, the spokesman said:

We are confident that the prime minister is receiving the best possible care from the health service. Any treatment he receives is a matter for his doctors.

Rishi Sunak, the chancellor, would take over if Dominic Raab, the foreign secretary who is deputising for the PM, got ill, the spokesman said.

Raab does not have the authority to “hire and fire” people in government while he was deputising for the PM, the spokesman said.

went to checkatrade final last season, walked from baker st tube to waterloo( staying in surrey )  via soho, really can't comprehend the levels of air pollution are allowed. its horrific. cant breath roperly, so glad live up norf.

World leading scientists
World class n h s


Whats the problem ?

He's stable and not on ventilator?

So what's he doing taking up an ICU bed then? "stay home unless severe", yet they get sent to hospital for a fever

Apr 7, 2020 -- 6:54AM, morpteh mackem wrote:

went to checkatrade final last season, walked from baker st tube to waterloo( staying in surrey )

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It's very clean now....how are you doing MM ?

Hey Whisper, thanks for that, that's great, I will definitely have a look at that. I've just come out of the songs quiz thread, so I'm gonna have a break & something to eat, but I'll definitely watch all of the vid later. You know, I thought about breathing exercises years ago, but was always pessimistic about it (and I'd read in journals like the New Scientist that once the damage was done it was done). Also never seemed to have the time or motivation. One of the reasons I stopped running was because I could never get enough air in to my lungs, especially if I went too fast (gasping), needing to stop and use my inhaler all the time. But this gives me new confidence, so thanks a million Whisper, this is great. Anything that can help is worth trying. And agree re the Chinese.