handjob hancock

Do as I say not as I do springs to mind

he,ll probably be expecting similar question from press so might have passed a 2nd test which would mean doris has failed a 2nd test,but thicko handjob would blurt it out anyway cant help himself

Isn't isolation 7 days for the sufferer and 14 days for them close to them?

that's the uk governments advice,world health say 14  days for a positive test,thats why dr,s nhs staff are screaming at doris,handjob and co, labour mp dr back on front line been begging them for a week to self isolate for 14 days as advised by WHO, to set an example for everyone else

He's doing what HE says then was my point. Fwiw, 14 should be a minimum imo.

that's the lunacy of uk position those whove never had it,might never get it 14 days,those whove tested positive 7 days even though theres clinical evidence out there that says they can still spread it 8 days after recovering,
its like the Scottish health lady just said banging on about getting nhs staff self isolating because of a family member has symptons,when it should be the family member getting tested and if their positive nhs staff living with them negative or not should be self isolating,

All the media interviews can be done in self isolation so why do they have to turn up in person????????

Hancock's Half-Hour

nightingale hospital equivalent of 10 hospitals,handjob hancock will probably keep it and only needs to build 30 instead of 40 new hospitals

Shocking lack of plan in uk ,ffs its going to be horrendous there imo
Im no mathematician but figures look nasty ,for example republic of ireland has 5million population roughly,virus started similar dates, 85 dead in republic, so logically uk should have about x 13 that death figure ,even allowing for more numbers in congested cities etc its going very wrong in uk
Herd immunity will go down as a criminal act surely. The germans seem to have best actions, testing vastly more etc . Stay safe folks

He's going to level with us

23-Jan-20, Volume 670

11.23 am
The Secretary of State for Health and Social Care (Matt Hancock)
"The UK is one of the first countries to have developed a world-leading test for the new coronavirus."

While germany testing 500,000 a week this guy is on about some 5point pillar test, ffs

Can't argue with him . He's got a five pillar testing strategy

He'll be giving us the five pillars of Islam next.

Why is the fact engeering companies who make very complex things, now making a fairly simple thing like a ventilator, something to be mocked by the armchair experts, and sneered at over and over as these companies are going to do it.

Can the armchair experts on all things corona list the engineering obstacles preventing creating things our engineers could've made 80 years no problem? No?

Why do the armchair experts think they can do a better job manufacturing masks and procuring them (and everything else for that matter like test kits) than people desperately trying to do so?

I saw a picture from the US the other day of a factory all set up to produce masks, sitting idle, no raw materials available for it, all diverted and used up. Might be part of the picture.

I'm guessing their buyers are sitting on their arse doing nothing, and the armchair experts will know how they could do better on that as well.

how do you get back to life as normal if we,re in lockdown, landlords must be top of his test list

100,000 tests a day

All this bluster about building infrastructures for diagnostics and testing will arrive around 10,000 deaths too late.

Full of shoite

just the 99,600 upgrade on sundays figures

I genuinely welcome the more open approach, but why has it taken so long for this openness to appear?
But when you have a track record of being evasive and telling downright lies, you shouldn't be surprised when you are treated with suspicion.

Its like jan , feb, march didn't really exist

most people would be happy if he hit his 1st target of 10,000 befotre going on to fantasy island figures
10,000
15,000
25,000
100,000
hasn't hit the 1st one regularly yet,never mind worrying about 2,3 and 4

stay at home,save lives
said 5 mins sgo get a positive test go back to a normal life

which is it

cake
eat it

Shouldn't you lot be on your way to the Corbynated chicken leaving do.

I don't understand the yearning for a test if there was one outside my door now I wouldnt go for it,i,m still in lockdown nothing changes,by the time lockdown finishes I might test positive
I just don't get it ,what am I missing
the countries current rules apply to both negative and positive  outcomes , com

Those chickens have been put in to self isolation.

Why did the health secretary for the nation get a test during a global health crisis, brains of britain selected for questions here

hancock happy about icu capacity,big heads up for the 600 dying a  day to help free the beds

Apr 2, 2020 -- 6:01PM, 1st time poster wrote:

I don't understand the yearning for a test if there was one outside my door now I wouldnt go for it,i,m still in lockdown nothing changes,by the time lockdown finishes I might test positiveI just don't get it ,what am I missingthe countries current rules apply to both negative and positive  outcomes , com

Knowing the real extent of the spread of the virus clearly has value.
Yes, it is a constantly moving target, but knowing where the enemy is and isn't allows you to move forward in the fight to supress it.

Allowing the individual journalists to come back with follow ups is a new and welcome development.
Likely the input of Isaac Levido.

Please tell me folks, which "plan" are we on to now? Is this herd stuff, whatever? Is this a brand new plan and approach and why haven't we had a plan in place all along? We had plenty of notice the virus was on it's way.

the little skype turds chucking pies from the safety of their living room are excruciating.

The Beeb cut off hen Hancock was asked how he managed to get tested?

they no where it is through hospital admissions,without the hospital admissions everyoine ewould be just putting up with it,
they've just shown you graphs on how its spreading through the country and no one outside hospital has been tested

At this point it's totally irrelevant.

absolute madness,ridiculous that busy hospitals in London,elsewhere are short of oxygen,vents when a show piece 4,000 bed hospital is full of oxygen,vents with not a single patient in it,and is just a photo op for mp,s,journo,nhs bigwigs

Cider, why do you believe that testing is irrelevant ?

As it doesn't do anything useful. Certainly not for the resources that would have to be devoted to it.

Why do the medical experts have a different opinion ?

They don't.

to be fair to handjob besides all the waffle at the beginning he,s done ok, and that for me is painful to say

Apr 2, 2020 -- 6:28PM, Cider wrote:

They don't.

Are you sure?
The WHO staying "test, test, test" was making a plea to do something that they don't believe in ?

To clarify, the 'have you got it' test in the community is irrelevant right now. There is some value to key NHS staff (eg ICU nurses).

be a kooont if we put up with all this and end up tearing each other apart over immunity passports,2 tier country

The WHO are absolutely useless. I have faith in the UK experts.

1st time poster • April 2, 2020 5:55 PM BST
most people would be happy if he hit his 1st target of 10,000 befotre going on to fantasy island figures
10,000
15,000
25,000
100,000
hasn't hit the 1st one regularly yet,never mind worrying about 2,3 and 4

harder to reach the target 3 of the cash race ^

The population of India is over a billion, half of them in genuine poverty. Test test test, yeah right, like the townships in SA.

“No test is better than a bad test”

Cant believe he actually said that

a red white and blue test



testing means testing

It was the CMO who quoted that expression first.

Half the world cant lockdown,the rest ate wondering what time its acceptable to start watching netflix everyday, ffs its pretty bleak

*are not ate ffs

never mind lads national on saturday

Just for a bit of scale ......

Virus	Cases	Deaths	Territories
SARS 2002/3	8,096	774	28
MERS 2012-20	1,360	527	26
COVID-19	998,767	51,283	203

It's going to be devastating in some parts of the world. In the world wars eighteen year olds were consigned to certain death. Today's millennials struggling to stay in doors for a few weeks, even with the great technology we all now take for granted. The Ocado moaners for example, shameless.

For scale - 1.3 million a year killed on roads

have your test and eat it test

25 million a year injured in road accidents, on top of deaths, many never to recover
full fitness

Obviously the system is built to cope with them already.

Apr 2, 2020 -- 6:52PM, Pleasegivemeanailedontip wrote:

For scale - 1.3 million a year killed on roads

Will be reduced this year.

Apr 2, 2020 -- 7:01PM, Angoose wrote:

Apr  2, 2020 --  5:52PM, Pleasegivemeanailedontip wrote:For scale - 1.3 million a year killed on roadsWill be reduced this year.

Lol True.

Indeed! Will be some weird stats this year. Crime at an all time low. Divorce at an all time high

I didn't even know who he was, until I turned on Question time and saw him just now, grinning all over his face. What is he seeing in this dire situation that he thinks is funny?

right ,wrong, doesn't matter as long as he,s in he limelight, could be worse stood for pm 3 months back

Des Pond 02 Apr 20 19:27 
I didn't even know who he was, until I turned on Question time and saw him just now, grinning all over his face. Cry What is he seeing in this dire situation that he thinks is funny?

You should see the PM he's even worse..

This is a terrible thing to say but perhaps if he had died more people will live. Just saw him on tv from earlier. God help vunerable people and NHS staff

still got 2,000 spare beds thanks to nearly 700 people dying,if a few more people give themselves up handjob will have more spare capacity to brag about

Local authoties sending out letters to people to sign DNRs and in the torygraph saying that anyone that isn't exteemely likely to recover then they have no chance chucked awa like rubbish and not admitted ypy ICU in otherwards make sure you're near 70-80-90% of forget it..wtf.

at the risk of repeating myself ,
4 weeks ago eye witnesses ,dr,s on the frontline in Italy, nil,zilch,nada of people are coming off ventialors having recovered, one or 2 since,we don't need,  uk experts,dr.s telling us something a far better resourced health service told us a month ago, Italy told us to act 3 or 4 weeks before we did to act and try and prevent as many people as possible getting to the point where they need a ventilator,at that point your going to lose close to 80% of them,so called silver bullets in ventilators,mass testing of nhs worker,s are more like red herrings sending us down the wrong track

when handjob says the tests arnt working ,how does he no ,they might be working but  showing him an answer he doesn't like,such as recovering patients arnt building up anti bodies in their body

3 k spare beds in north of england and south west

no ops being carried out for routine surgery...

huge surgery backlog building up

‘Stay at home’. ‘Well people don’t need to wear face masks’.

So why do well people need to stay at home all weekend?

handjob thinks/worried that this will end his career
I,ll file that under, EVERY CLOUD AND ALL THAT, then,

‘Stay at home’. ‘Well people don’t need to wear face masks’.

So why do well people need to stay at home all weekend?

An example of confused and muddled Government thinking

and yet the planes still come from New York, Rome, Madrid, Barcelona and China

So what is the point of a lockdown?

Haven't seen Marr for years and first time I've heard Hancock, I thought he did very well. Marr seems more constructive these days, though asking Hancock whether he thought nurses deserved a rise was a wee bit cringe.

Seems Sundays briefing behind CLOSED doors