2 Metre infringement

yeah, should be two yards

i cant fathom why w dont use that measure....

I saw an idiot shout at a poor woman who had got fractionally too close in Morrisons yesterday. I was embarrassed for him to be honest.

Its going to get a whole lot worse i fear

I was very close to saying something to him but my self control got the better of me. Made himself look a total fool anyway.

only been in a shop once didn't really take much notice but thinking later,if your 2 metres from counter,how do you reach card machine,and if cash do you throw it at cashier and do they throw the change back, saw one shop on local news saying if you touch it you buy it,

I have all my shopping in always well stocked so avoiding any shops atm,always going to be arguments/confrontation situations there atm,i was more interested in recreational distancing,out walking etc

Im doing a lot of walking but where I am i might see one other walker every 2 hours. So far I havent upset anyone.

when in Waitrose  ensure people keep their distance ...


take a LIDL carrier bag with you

My Corner Shop Bag Here

What do mask wearers/scarf suckers think of people who go clear mouthed into the world?

I wear a snood,i couldn't give a toss whether people cover or not tbh as long as they're not coughing and spluttering

You should be shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For crimes against fashion

Nah mate, your out of touch

Reversible grey and black nike snood
Teams well with my c and a skiwear
Or my le shark shellsuits

Too many people around you in the supermarket? just start coughing,  works a treat.

Coachbuster 01 Apr 20 17:42 
when in Waitrose  ensure people keep their distance ...


take a LIDL carrier bag with you
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Johnny mustang will be furious at missing that won

Outside standing in supermarket queue 2 metres apart and someone starts vaping next to you in the queue. How do you react? Tell them the truth that their an ignorant Tw@t, and boot them in the balls, to a round of applause!!!

People queuing outside local J Sainsbury's, only 3 or 4, I didn't realise it was a queue and just walked straight in, thought they were just chatting to the security guard outside, he didn't see me, only realised on the way out. Inside it is not possible to keep 2 metres from everyone, too small, people do tend to squeeze in as much as they can though, everyone looks a bit sheepish on the high street as well, these are strange times, novelty worn off for me now.

everyone looks a bit sheepish on the high street as well


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are you in Llanduddno ?

theres more of the middle class carrying waitrose bags around lidle than the other way round, NAP, and has been for 4/5 years

There are, the car park tells the tale.

I'm afraid that many older folk still haven't come to grips with the whole metric thing!

Also, I see just now that doubt is being cast over whether 2ms is enough!

Well I, for one, already knew that, as on pre pandemic advice, we were told "up to 20 feet".....
....hang on....isn't 20 feet 2ms?

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Good morning JM 

guidelines will be moved to 6m by WHO at some point but that wont fit in with doris wanting non essential workers continuing to go to work

think it will all turn out to be shoite and as in normal flu ,it will turn out this was airborn and passed on through the air

it spreads that fast hard to believe millions are passing it on by picking it up of hard services before its gone away,then sticking your finger,hand up your nose,mouth etc before its gone away,imo,
surprised theres been no mass ,intensive testing of getting samples off hard services inbusy places such as supermarkets,work places etc

Morning Saddo, hope you're keeping well.

Of course, thinking it through, the answer is staring us in the face!

We all get to wear a 'burka' and shades!

Doesn't need to be dull and black, for instance, city types could wear striped ones.....

The Clergy could still wear a "dog Collar"....

Posers could still wear the obligatory sweater over their shoulders, and shades on their heads....

Court barristers could still wear a wig....

Antique dealers could still wear a knotted thick scarf (even in summer).....

Chefs could still wear their hats....

Butchers, their blue and white striped aprons.....

The Mayor/ess, 'The Chain of Office'.....

etc