APRIL FOOL'S DAY

I don't know what day it is half the time , Time has little meaning anymore ,The bills leave the bank tomorrow I know that

The Idiots will still  be posting coronavirus pranks on Social Media, though. 

Gormless Tawts.

I get a pay rise tomorrow, happy daze.

Has nothing to do with a virus, most people get a payrise in April each year.

O I don't know,this is the biggest April fools day so far and its you whos been had.

ok, my mistake.

Well I hope so Reg in these strange times,keep hold of the money buddy.

You would like to think in the current situation that nobody would put up a "funny" post regarding coronavirus as an April fools joke tomorrow...
Sadly, this is betfair, so 1.01 imo

I was going to do that reg, erm I won't bother now

It is not a joke, too many people are losing their lives sadly

That is a virus.

So now we cant talk about, whatever next.

It's definitely no joke if the prediction of between 800k and 1 million business could close in the UK as a result of the Rona comes to fruition.

Best i ever got involved in
Three in a hotel room
Away match, one goes in toilet
Piled up mattress, pillows ,anything
Up against the door
Went down to breakfast
Good job he had his mobile
Hotel reception got him out
Not funny .......

Seeems the Orish jockeys want to increase their weights by a
STONE due to no saunas no longer available

Seems a good idea
Whilst they stop piggin OUT

Is this a joke?..Ought to be.

A woman who was the first person to be arrested on the railways for breaching coronavirus restrictions has been fined £660.

Marie Dinou, 41, from York, was found "loitering between platforms" at Newcastle Central station at around 8am on Saturday.

Officers called to the station approached Dinou and attempted to explain the reasons behind government rules behind essential travel during the pandemic.

However, Dinou refused to speak to offers despite their encouragement for her to leave and she was subsequently arrested on suspicion of travel fraud and breaching the restrictions imposed under the new Coronavirus Act 2020.