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brassneck
29 Mar 20 18:21
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By:
trilby22
When: 29 Mar 20 18:29
Go out for a hop then.
By:
brassneck
When: 29 Mar 20 18:33
so to sort out this problem you need to bandage the shoe less foot and use a pair of crutches,and then hobble down the road.
When you meet someone who asks you what happened to your foot,you tell them that you broke a bone in it,then explain how difficult it is to get the other shoe over the bandage.if the someone is a average guy he will suggest that he has a spare pair of shoes in his house that might fit over the bandage that he will give you,and you will arrive home with 3 shoes.Laugh
its the same as putting you shoe on a 2/1 winner.LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
mecca
When: 29 Mar 20 18:38
Doesn't the anti-virus suit have shoes built in?
By:
Crisp77
When: 29 Mar 20 18:49
Is it the sole survivor?
By:
brassneck
When: 29 Mar 20 18:51
i have worked out what governments are doing,they are stalling for time and after six months lockup for everyone they will supply us all with a protective suit,they can't get their hands on suits for everyone at the moment even though they said they were prepared for every eventuality and now they will plan to be the knight in shining armor government in six months time and present us all with a free protective suit.
By:
brassneck
When: 29 Mar 20 19:00
There was a Coronavirus expert on the telly this morning and he said that the virus can live for 3 days on plastic,yet the government give the front line health nurses plastic apronsConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused
By:
brassneck
When: 29 Mar 20 19:03
and plastic gloves,and plastic hats.Cry
By:
brassneck
When: 29 Mar 20 19:07
its no wonder why the highest percentage of people who die of the virus ,die in the hospital.
By:
Nebs
When: 31 Mar 20 09:24
To get into this position did you lose one shoe, or did you find one show?
By:
Crisp77
When: 31 Mar 20 09:38
Yeh remind me of a young Jackie Grealish
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 31 Mar 20 09:41
Get your hands on a 3-D printer, and make another one (not of course forgetting to flip it)!
By:
Whisperingdeath
When: 31 Mar 20 09:48
Hop it
By:
bigmo
When: 31 Mar 20 09:50
Needs a good leathering.
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 31 Mar 20 11:55
Get a skateboard.....

There are always plenty outside of our village shop, that have to be stepped over, as the kids just dump the in the doorway!
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 31 Mar 20 11:57
-----or a scooter (which is what I meant to say, in the first place)!
By:
lovegod
When: 31 Mar 20 12:20
Why you going for a walk with a chinaman?
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