How times have changed

Now the let the prisoners out and lock up the law abiding citizen.

The majority of people you now see on a web cam are not naked

hugs and handshakes are things of the past,and you are arrested if you kiss anyone.

cars have become ornaments.

Joe AND John were talking this morning (six feet apart) but then Jimmy arrived and the three men had to break up the 3 man crowd.

a football game would be interesting if a corner kick was awarded,only two men allowed in the box