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Was a spoof post on twitter. Was a pic of a Sky news bulletin with a Lion roaming the streets.
The caption below read 'Putin releases 500 lions onto the streets to keep residents indoors'.
The laugh came with Lord Sugar (verified account) tweeting "Is this a wind-up".

the main citizens required to follow protocol being those that collate the relevant statistics.

One bloke who was running from the Lion was stopped by another and asked what he was running from, when he was told he was running from a lion loose in the street, the 2nd guy said, fcuk, which way is it going, the first guy responded by saying....YOU DON'T THINK I'M FOOKING RUNNING TOWARD IT DO YOU!?????

Lions would work thou.

@Duffy

2 paddies in red square. One of them chucks a brick and it hits the lion on the nose.

"Quick Pat, run" says Mick
"I ain't fecking running" says Pat "You feckin chucked it"

duffy

Addressing the nation today

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-in-russia-the-latest-news-march-25-a69117


In an previous edition the paper claimed that Russia had closed the border to China from the word go, and very strict measures were taken.

Nevertheless the numbers of infections are growing, and they only seem to be putting off the inevitable.