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JJmbe
20 Mar 20 17:09
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Anyone heard anything today from our leader with regards to the imminent shutdown, just in from work.

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By:
Injera
When: 20 Mar 20 17:12
I’m SE. Work outdoors so hope to be ok. However, have lost 20% of summer income due to cricket being off. Hope to replace it though.

Interested in the £3k grant to small businesses. Details on Monday I think.
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:15
the tory,s,sunak aint slow,the longer he waits the more people lose their jobs and then fight their way through benefits system, which wont land in sunaks in tray for months
By:
Coachbuster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:15
if you employ people you will get help i think ,but if you're a one man band it is   Goodnight Vienna
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 17:17
i'm self employed with a small amount of savings.

i have been told i can apply for universal credit via the interweb so will on monday. i dont expect to get any help, but does anyone know how much uc pays if i get lucky?
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 17:19
im in same boat as you jolly.
By:
Mr Spock
When: 20 Mar 20 17:20
I had a limited company working for a big company for over 12 years when they told me I had to go staff because of IR35. because of my I age I took it and was unhappy at the time (18 months ago) now I realise how lucky I was.
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 17:22
Chancellor on shortly, Confused.
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:28
nhs facing PPE SHORTAGES facing the worst 3 months of their lives,people dying and the wretches I no have worked with , been on facebook all week celebrating a years delay in ir 35 so they can save a few quid in tax, if the wretches in my game were given faulty, lack of ppe,they,d be on strike out the gate in hours, sad short sighted fooooker,when this is all over and workers getting taxed till their eyes bleed to pay for it,i,ll have a quiet chuckle
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 17:29
in rishi we trust Laugh

is this his third go at helping us out in a few weeks?

loans aint no good.

come 31 july they will want money on account for a year where it looks like i will earn the square root of jack sh1t.

i have just seen universal credit is £317.82 per month, i dont know whether to laugh or cry but i will apply anyway as its better than nothing.
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 17:30
£80 a weekLaugh, buy some groceries i suppose, have you had a go at claiming yet.
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 17:32
no i will try on monday, you have to do it on line i know that. the government internet portal (i use it for tax) has a section for uc.

this time next year we'll be millionaires Silly
By:
Coachbuster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:36
you can only claim anyway if you have less than 10k in savings Plain
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 17:37
i though it was 16?
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:39
anyone not going through the online universal,credit/job seekers claim form before given the choice would rather re sit their maths A level exams, Laugh, havnt been bothering but my try job seekers see if I have enough NI  contribution in over last few years, do it wed got 3 days work sun,mon tues, feel a bit uneasy about going to be honest
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 17:41
1tp, i will log in on monday morning, im expecting that by the time i have finished i will need to say dont worry can i have my pension instead please?
By:
Coachbuster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:41
jollys ... the limit is around 8k i think ... the 16k  is a  fake figure ,if u tried claiming with 15k in the bank and you entered the doll office, they would set the dogs on you
By:
Coachbuster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:42
dole *
By:
geoff m
When: 20 Mar 20 17:42
self employed(ish)  been in DWP/JOB CENTRE reccomended Universal Credit application as soon as possible as only counts from the day you apply no back dating. you are entitled to  a "top up" if yer income has fallen below a certain level and full level depending on yer circumstances if yer work has ceased altogether.
Not an expert as ist time ever ive been in
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 17:42
JJmbe

my accountant has just said all self employed will be able to apply for uc
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 17:44

Mar 20, 2020 -- 5:32PM, jollyswagman wrote:


no i will try on monday, you have to do it on line i know that. the government internet portal (i use it for tax) has a section for uc. this time next year we'll be millionaires


Its separate from the tax portal i just created an account that's enough for todayLaugh, looks like they want to know everything from day you were born even the colour of the wifes knickers for £80 LaughLaugh.

By:
moisok
When: 20 Mar 20 17:45
beat the 'stockpiling' corner shops and get in early  then sell yer stuff on ebay

job done

ps the usual 'british' ones and countrymen and women   ho ho   

at least they have the british spirit of getting on with it !!!!!!!!!!
By:
moisok
When: 20 Mar 20 17:46
who was it said pile it high sell it cheap??
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:46
only considering it because you don't have to turn up for the fortnightly strip search ,dehgrading, dehumanising, rollocking Laugh
By:
FOYLESWAR
When: 20 Mar 20 17:46
part time self employed gardener my only income  ,and although little contact with customers have had a fair few cancellations , do we have to wait till government calls for lockdown to apply for uc or whatever ?
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:48
wait for the supermarkets 20,000 rush jobs to go 1st or you might be unlucky LaughLaugh
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:50
to be fair wouldn't want anyone to have to suffer the dogs abuse ,the wife give some shelf stacker on his mobile yesterday LaughLaughLaugh
By:
Coachbuster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:50
''Universal credit's a means-tested benefit. ... If you've savings of £16,000 or over, you won't be eligible for universal credit.''

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IN other words if you have put aside a modest amount for a rainy day /house / boiler repairs and not wasted it on drugs,holidays  and high living   you're fooked
By:
1st time poster
When: 20 Mar 20 17:52
any chance of claiming back the 30 grand my pension pot has spaffed this month,LaughLaugh
By:
FOYLESWAR
When: 20 Mar 20 17:52
dosent it take 5 weeks to get it ?
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 17:55
5 weeks sounds about right in a normal day to day, probably double that my guessSadSad.
By:
moisok
When: 20 Mar 20 17:55
visit to bank/s 

air tight containers

big steel box

huge pit in garden

cover up and wait for summer

should solve any savings issues
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 18:13
come on rishi what about the self employed?
By:
moisok
When: 20 Mar 20 18:14
my bill for china to pay will be huge
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 18:14
still waiting you c ant.
By:
jollyswagman
When: 20 Mar 20 18:15
i will start a company and employ you JJmbe Laugh
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 18:16
ExcitedExcitedGrinGrin, how much.
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 18:17
He's not going to mention us is he ScaredScared.
By:
Eric.Cartman
When: 20 Mar 20 18:18
self employed now don't have to pay any income tax.......but seeing as you've been avoiding paying it for years anyway...you're still facked
By:
JJmbe
When: 20 Mar 20 18:19
extra £20 a week
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