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My brother that is
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If they just eat packet pasta I doubt they will be needed if as many toilet rolls
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I couldn't believe the other day when I went to book a delivery slot with Sainsbury's. I usually arrange it on a Sunday night to be delivered on the following Tuesday, but with no football I decided to do it on Saturday, however; nothing was available until Thursday! It made sense in the current climate so I booked my slot on Thursday, but when I went on there today, not only have the next few days been wiped out, but the next few weeks have been fully booked too... there is currently not a single slot available for three whole weeks!
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wait till staff are off sick
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Batteries
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Bullets and a cricket bat in case of a Zombie Nation type situation
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Library books are surely likely to spread infection between borrowers, aren't they?
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no bog roll or flour in morrisons, morpeth.
. got more beer though ( more importantly ) |
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I paid a nicker for a tin of tomatoes today
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But am making a huge pot of a*rse burner level Chilli with loads of chillies, garlic, ginger and onions.
Works better than Domestos |
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The maximum is 5 ?
My public library lets me borrow 20, Facts! I was shocked the first time they told me. Not only 20, but you can renew them online if you haven't read them by the due date. I also reserve them online for 60p each and when you consider how much they can cost when the hardback comes out, it is a bargain. That reminds me, I must reserve the latest Hilary Mantel! I must admit that has crossed my mind, Ramruna ![]() |
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Thanks, GEESUSS
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We're all gonna need a spare Oxygen canister handy... And when i say all, i mean some of us.
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I need to venture out, for powdered milk, instant coffee, instant noodles, potatoes in a tin and rice
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I have just been in my local Iceland, half the shelfs and fridges are empty
If the coronavirua don't get us, we could well starve to death The chap on the checkout said don't touch the keypad for my card, contactless only. and passing the Doctor I could see big signs outside saying STOP |
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Wife went to ASDA, to purchase some spaghetti... Empty shelves... Lucky someone was hoarding 600 packs of spaghetti up the shed.
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Iceland operating golden oldies 2 hour window
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I was in Lidl this afternoon for some bananas, high energy bread (much cheaper/tastier) and Easter eggs. As I was walking past an aisle I did not need one of the staff restocking toilet rolls caught my eye; it was Cushelle 24 roll-pack. Obviously I bought one (limited to one per customer), and felt extremely embarrassed as I walked home with it (I did not take the car); the look I got from passers-by/other shoppers that I eventually went into a shop for bin bags to hide them, but not before another shopper asked where I'd got them.
The meat display were 3/4 empty; no pasta or rice; very limited bread; even biscuits and ice-cream were over bought. I've never seen/witnessed anything like that. I think it ought be be deemed unlawful to panic-buy. I hope the barstewards who panicked-buy deserve what karma is upon them. |