Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

if Albert Einstein was alive today he would call a meeting for all the top scientists in the world ,lock them in a room and tell them to come out when they find a cure.it looks like thats everyone only hope,but at the moment everyone in charge waffle on about waffling next week sometime,"cut the waffling out and get all the experts of the world in one room."

Thought this was going to be about how long it takes to serve coffee these days

Coffee and waffles go well together.

There’s an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

Not so sure how well stocked they are with waffles though.

Can’t imagine that Pelé is a big waffle eater.

All the experts in one room would probably result in all of them getting the virus.

Maybe it's time for the world to burn, a cleansing.

the virus would have to be in the room with them,so they could observe the scientists that catch it,and learn about it.

who knows perhaps they will find that 40 to 50 cups of coffee a day is the cure.

Nescafé?

Remember we must have something to bet on....that is the first priority

coronavirus 2nd priority

Portman Park will still be running

i have a corona problem,this is the problem,"how do i know if the guy who used the ATM machine before me has the virus or not"
should i wipe the ATM machine before i use it,or should i wear gloves and then chuck them in a special bin that will be provided im sure by the government or bank.

Kept my gloves on at supermarket today. Went to self checkout.... Touchscreen.. Had to take gloves off to touch the fkin screen

Hand in glove
The sun shines out of our behinds
No, it's not like any other love
This one is different, because it's us

Hand in glove
We can go wherever we please
And everything depends upon
How near you stand to me

And if the people stare
Then the people stare
Oh, I really don't know and I really don't care