

Mar 3, 2020 -- 5:46PM, Knight Commander wrote:
Always useful to keep a referee's whistle by the phone to blast their eardrums off
Did something similar to this last year. Was a bank fraud call, so I spoke really quietly away from the handset. Kept getting asked to repeat and I said I had a problem so he needed to turn the volume up.
Meantime I fished out one of the kids' toys that has this annoying loud whistle and when I knew he'd turned it up I blasted it at him.
Learnt a few swear words in a new language too so win, win.