I just dont understand women, gave the wife £300 for this bag she's been wanting

If you were training a dog to sit, you wouldn't give it the titbit before it sat down would you?

If you gave them the earth they'd want the moon.

who gets the wife a new bag without a new belt and expects the hoovering to go well

I bought mine a Gucci bag for her 40th in Vegas, it was on sale for $250 and I thought thats not bad and doesnt eat too much into my gambling bank, assistant then says we also have a matching purse to go with that only $150, what can you do but suck it up.

Should have negotiated first. Schoolboy error.

OP= Micro penis NAP ****

bigmo knows

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if you hadn't cut holes for the eyes etc I can understand her concerns tbh

Cheaper to turn the lights out.

they tried that, the manager of lidl kicked them out

This is just another "I've got a big d1ck" thread

Still trying to work out why bouncing on a hamburger turns him on.

ive told her ive kept thr recipt, for the handbag not the burger king one.

Has she said yet, im a woman i have feelings, just because you bought me a bag doesn't make you entitled, it's not a business deal, i need to feel desired and attractive, not just a piece of meat that can be bribed with a handbag, i am not a prostitute, you have made me feel so low, i know you probably meant well so when you take us all to Orlando i promise to make it up to you..

you can get a handbag for a tenner or less  if you look

A man approached a lady of the night and asked how much she charged. £300 was the reply.
Man said "I've only got a tenner, will that do?" Prossie told him to get lost.

Following day the man and his wife were walking along the street and happened to meet the same prossie.
"That's what you get for a tenner!" she said.

you can get a handbag for a tenner or less  if you look

You are fortunate if you can get your wife to accept that Moisok

I wouldn't spend 5 minutes with a woman (actually anyone) who thought it was ok to spend 300 quid on a handbag. A plastic bag from Woolworths does the same job. Can you imagine how much Pale Ale I could buy for 300 quid? He didn't even get an HJ. Get Rid.

Bags only 10p at Tesco.....

you need to ask for it , very cold

do you plan everything out before copulation , agree a time , day , duration etc

I've been married over 30 years. To be honest I can't remember all the details that far back.

Pecker speaking from experience

You can buy the wife Cornwall but if it’s not perfectly wrapped you’ll be sleeping in the shed.

uble   the handbags might be for me but seriously re cost  you can get some stunners quite cheaply  - I love them.  It is a great conversation opener with women  followed by nails - always a winner for me

OP.   How to handle a woman...

Deal needed to be done in reverse order (or am i missing something?)

Injers, that's pretty much it, innit

I tried this just the other week, and have to report bad news, it didn't work. She said, no, I'm tired from bouncing on the window cleaner and delivery man's whoppers earlier on. She also went on, and by the way, they were real whoppers unlike your miniscule floppy object.