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You're welcome. Keep climbing the ladders.
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I don’t climb ladders anymore. You must have missed that bit, Professor.
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OK you don't climb ladders now you live off your misses.
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Brilliant!
Special forces assassin AND a comedian! Amazing how much valuable time you waste on here from such a busy schedule. What a muppet! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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You are very good at reading something into what hasn't been said. Hope you misses earns a lot to keep you both.
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I take it you know nothing about the army. I did say I wasn't in a regiment. I know it's been a few minutes before I posted that and with your attention span you've forgotten.
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In the army! In a very dangerous role! Don’t want to talk about it!
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Good.
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Absolute quality!
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What veiled thread? I'm always upfront and honest.
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Has anyone mentioned IQ? I think this is the way to go. A good start would be with prospective MPs say 110. Not too tall an order, surely.
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We're still trying to establish whether Torque manages to get to the 25 mark. So far he's failing.
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I’m sure we all know the type of old bore you meet in a pub (or online) who claims to have held some clandestine, dangerous army role - but they don’t want to talk about it.
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Now is the easy way to sort you twos problem out charlie ex army and Torq ex scaffolder both usually hard boys in my opinion, sort it out the good old fasiond way I will be ref if you want in red corner Chazz the lefftie in the blue corner Torq the righty lets get ready to rumble
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You’re very indisciplined for an ex-army man... oh, hang on!
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Believe it or believe it not that is your choice.
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“Very good Torque. We all know some tw@t who say's a family member was a full colonel when they meant he was a full cook.”
Freudian slip, anyone? I’ll have fries with mine please, Private Plum. |
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I'll call you a cnt if that helps.
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Hey, Mac, steady on. I’m only a small fella, twelve stone soaking wet. Surely no match for Chit Chat’s own Jason Bourne.
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Just to help you out there is a quote button on the right.
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I think a scaffolder would beat me now at my age so no bet.
The offer of a ref is still there if you change your mind. By the way there is always a slim chance you might bump into someone you just called acoont on the street in such situations its advisable to be as quick with fists as you are with mouth. |
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Charlie losing it. They all do in the end.
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12 stone makes a man a wimp does it? Tell that to Billy Joe Saunders.
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Best toa void Carlisle scoffolders especially on black eye Friday hence the name ha ha
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For a scaffolder at 12 stone probably means you're a short arse.
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The hardest geezer around here is smaller than me. If you think smaller stature makes you a wimp, you’re way out.
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So says a 12 stone dwarf. Don't get upset about your height. I know some very nice small people.
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You can buy a lottery ticket at 16 tells it’s own story,... that’s not for the meek
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I'll just pat you on on the head and say don't get upset.
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Is 5’ 10 a dwarf? What are you then, Charlie? 6’ 6 I suppose? You might as well be, everything else is made up after all.
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No five ten is not a dwarf but for that weight you need to build up a bit. I'm six foot.
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In the army! In a very dangerous role! Don’t want to talk about it!
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I assume you've added a few inches so shall we say 5' 8 which is a bit small these days for England but not for Ireland.
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Every new page will get that helpful reminder.
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As I said you're more than welcome as it keeps making you look like a bigger fool.
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Don't worry titch you may grow up one day.
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You two seem to talking a good fight
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