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Sitting in the corner minding my own business ( texting on the politics forum and a bet in running )
And a woman sat down beside me ( she was out with s few girlfriends for a Christmas do )
We got to talking and have decided to meet next Saturday night
But I want to be like a ghost !
What should I do ? Maybe she won’t turn up
And a woman sat down beside me ( she was out with s few girlfriends for a Christmas do )
We got to talking and have decided to meet next Saturday night
But I want to be like a ghost !
What should I do ? Maybe she won’t turn up
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Fair play ye auld dog, she must have smelt the brass...
This is a genuine question , I am trying to be completely seperate from all human beings
( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilities)
( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilities)
Peckerdunne she didn’t now I had lots of money when she sat down beside me
be worried you no,we no,she no,s she,s not after your intellect
Dec 6, 2019 -- 6:59PM, lfc1971 wrote:
This is a genuine question , I am trying to be completely seperate from all human beings ( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilities)
You are separate from human beings.
Dec 6, 2019 -- 7:13PM, flushgordon1 wrote:
Bring a bone for her guide dog.
lfc1971 06 Dec 19 18:59
This is a genuine question , I am trying to be completely seperate from all human beings
( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilitie
There has been talk on the forum of having you sectioned - what ever you do, don't let her see any of your crazy ramblings on Chit Chat or it's all over
This is a genuine question , I am trying to be completely seperate from all human beings
( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilitie
There has been talk on the forum of having you sectioned - what ever you do, don't let her see any of your crazy ramblings on Chit Chat or it's all over
must surely have been the local crack house..hoe was out of her tree on the gear
Just order sunday lunch, and go on from there; try to enjoy the food (and company, if so). And, get a friend (you do have a friend?) to call/text at a specific time in case the meet is not going too well. Good luck!
P/s run a mile if from the female is either Nigerian or Ghanian - they are usually after one thing.
P/s run a mile if from the female is either Nigerian or Ghanian - they are usually after one thing.
your a very lucky guy lfc1971,, shes lovely ,,,just what you ned ,, looks like shafters burd,,
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7417551/Transgender-star-Kellie-Maloney-reveals-tried-kill-Portuguese-villa.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7417551/Transgender-star-Kellie-Maloney-reveals-tried-kill-Portuguese-villa.html
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kellie-maloney-reveals-new-love-13153489
your a handsome gou lfc1971 ,, you luck beggar you
your a handsome gou lfc1971 ,, you luck beggar you
You're not wrong Deplasterer, thanks for posting. 
These pissed up Xmas works do birds only get out once a year. If you didn't sort her out there and then you've missed your chance.
trying to detach from society yet posts on a forum and goes into pub.
but lfc I kinda agree with your plan, the longer I spend around people the more I wish I wasnt.
Callisto, I hope you NEVER need medical care or an emergency service. May iI suggest, you may have not thought this trough, a friend of mine bleats on about this but FREE medical care has kept him alive.
Just in time for christmas.... get the mistletoe out 
Sorry I miss read that, mybe I skould should sto posting.
she chattered on and on terry ! , and they wonder why we bury our heads in a newspaper
can’t remember most of it , apart from one or two things which I won’t repeat as this is a respectable forum
Maybe she’s all talk and no action ,
might be for the best
might be for the best
I’ll tell you a couple of things that she did say that I can distinctly remember ,
she said that she had a tattoo and her nipples were pierced ! Lol
But then again a lot of nice woman do that now so it’s not unusual
she said that she had a tattoo and her nipples were pierced ! Lol
But then again a lot of nice woman do that now so it’s not unusual
Excellent stuff-think I might of meet her at Chester races by the sounds of it
At least you won't lose the car keys if you hang them on the nipple rings.
Ps did she give you a pricelist?
Ps did she give you a pricelist?
in reply I just said that I like tatoos ,
I was too shy to say anything else
, I was too shy to say anything else
ive learnt my lesson, no where is safe from rampaging females at Christmas time!!!
They were all members of an aerobic exercise club out on their Christmas do
so you can draw your own conclusions from that
so you can draw your own conclusions from that
very rowdy , I noticed them all as soon as they came in
Just kept my head down
Just kept my head down
I hope she is a remainer and a stalwart labour party supporter.
At least no one given ya the advice of "just be yourself"
At least no one given ya the advice of "just be yourself"
lfc1971 06 Dec 19 18:59
This is a genuine question , I am trying to be completely seperate from all human beings
( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilitie.
This is a genuine question , I am trying to be completely seperate from all human beings
( not possible just yet because of certain responsibilitie.
Of course you are, that's why you went to a PUBLIChouse.[
:laugh:]
:laugh:]
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