Feeling your balls...

Is it normal for one of them to be bigger than the other two?

could be a hate crime or could be offending others

Don't do it at the cheese counter.

The older I get the more satisfaction I derive from a good scratch.

Lybertne just beat me to it

Oh the joy of having a right good scratch, esp when its a good itch

Very true.

Did hitler and himmler only get 50% of the pleasure of an early morning scratch; and goebbels no pleasure at all?

Hitler had the full set.  Don't believe the propaganda.

i thought the other was in the Albert Hall

As long as we are feeling our own balls that is unacceptable

When somebody else starts feeling them the problems may arise...unless have they our permission

Kevin Stacey take note

erm first line sb acceptable