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Mikael D'Haguenet
31 Oct 19 12:20
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Study shows that 63% of men are funnier than the average woman. This is on the Beeb website!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50221046

This was conducted by the same people that showed 98% of lefties are funnier than their right-wing counterparts.
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Report HGS October 31, 2019 11:47 AM GMT
You don't need the beeb to clarify what everyone has always known. Just the way is.

As for the lefty part, that is a bbc survey!
Report HGS October 31, 2019 11:48 AM GMT
*Just the way it is.
Report saddo October 31, 2019 12:07 PM GMT
Considering that only left wing comedians can get on TV these days, 98% must be rather disappointing.
Report Reynard October 31, 2019 12:14 PM GMT
Are men that identify as women less or more funny than normal men ? Mischief
Report saddo October 31, 2019 12:17 PM GMT
They make me laugh.
Report UBLE/REGY October 31, 2019 1:06 PM GMT
Men need a sense of humour to cope with women imo

I have seen some funny women comediennes over the years to be fair
Report SontaranStratagem October 31, 2019 1:10 PM GMT
Men have a natural gift for it

Women think their funny but ain't
Report screaming from beneaththewaves October 31, 2019 3:53 PM GMT
Richmal Crompton and Sue Townsend are two laugh-out-loud funny authors off the top of my head.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet October 31, 2019 4:17 PM GMT
Did not know Richmal Crompton was a woman. Learn, new, everday etc.
Report screaming from beneaththewaves October 31, 2019 4:45 PM GMT
You are not alone.

Most readers thought Richmal Crompton Lamburn was a man. So shy was she that she did not disabuse them of the notion, even as her anarchic, disruptive schoolboy, shown with his cap askew and tie undone, graced nearly 40 volumes of exploits.

...

With a certain amount of boring inevitability, Crompton's books were later attacked by critics for being irrelevant and middle-class, as if being able to write well was itself a liability. One reader points out that nowadays the books aren't a very easy read for preteens because they are peppered with words such as "epicurean", "apoplectic" and "discoursing", to which I say, "Look it up."


https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/forgotten-authors-no-54-richmal-crompton-1977358.html

As it happens, I'm not sure that Miss Crompton's books really were intended for pre-teens. It's only when you re-read the books as an adult that you start to appreciate the shallowness and pomposity of the adults who bear down upon William.
Report sixtwosix October 31, 2019 5:30 PM GMT
Watching old episodes of QI before the PC brigade ruined it , there are some (not all) hilarious episodes.
Report saddo October 31, 2019 5:37 PM GMT
The William books were my favourite by far at junior school, I didn't know Richmal was a lady either.
Report geoff m October 31, 2019 5:39 PM GMT
Not sure theres a decent female comedian about. despite being a fair few on the circuit

Virtually all fall in the Michael Mcintyre category i.e (not funny)

best i can think of Zoe Lyons off Mock The week
Report Pokermonster October 31, 2019 5:40 PM GMT
I’ve read all the Just William books many times. They are superb stories.

One moderately amusing thing about them: William often uses the offensive C word instead of “couldn’t” which is unintentionally hilarious at times.
Report CLYDEBANK29 October 31, 2019 11:04 PM GMT
All bets are off if Cider turns out to be a woman
Report lybertyne November 1, 2019 12:14 PM GMT
Men are more competitive than women. Put a group of them together and they'll battle to be the alpha-male.  If you have a group of comedians they'll try to outdo eachother with funnier jokes.  It's all subconscious; they're not actively thinking "I must be top dog".
Report betting_masta November 3, 2019 9:47 AM GMT
i think women find other women funny but men find it very difficult to laugh at women
on the other hand women are much more open to laughing at men and all men love a laugh so they'll also laugh at men
and thus, men are funnier than women
anecdotal to some degree  ^
Report betting_masta November 3, 2019 9:53 AM GMT
it's possibly to do with comedy being of quite a lot of social value for men
so all men have to try and be funny to some degree to fit in and to gain social leverage

nearly everything that humans do is about being social
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE November 3, 2019 11:20 AM GMT
Could be something in that BM. As far as ordinary folk go not pro comedians I'd say men are mostly funnier. It comes from banter,putting sh*t on each other for a laugh, it's everywhere in the male world. Women don't do that to same level.
Report the.mad.dog.man November 3, 2019 11:26 AM GMT
the only woman i found very funny was joan rivers she was very good the rest are embarrassing bad
Report Vubiant November 3, 2019 2:24 PM GMT
All generalisations are suspect.
Report Coachbuster November 3, 2019 3:09 PM GMT
alpha male ?  what's all that about  ?  Crazy  ... maybe we have  turned into lions ?
Report Coachbuster November 3, 2019 3:12 PM GMT
women stand ups are bloody awful ..probably a tick box  excercise
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 3:18 PM GMT
All generalisations are suspect.

Got a lol from me. Clearly you're not female.
Report moisok November 3, 2019 4:31 PM GMT
you are all sexist  - got yer!!
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:41 PM GMT
Still waiting for you to find that homophobic post of mine, mo. I realise you didn't have the balls to take up my challenge. Maybe you're post-op?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 4:44 PM GMT
i'm still waiting for you to prove i'm a grass, coward?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:47 PM GMT
How could I possibly prove it. I don't have a hotline to the mods. Maybe you could ask them to confirm you're not, next time you speak with them.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 4:48 PM GMT
cowards answer; perhaps if you haven't got any proof - which you haven't;  it would be best in future to keep your trap shut?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:50 PM GMT
Coward's answer? It's a fact, you simple ****.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 4:51 PM GMT
if it's a fact  PROVE IT you feckin numpty!
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:52 PM GMT
It's a fact I don't have a hotline to the mods. Prove you're not...
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 4:54 PM GMT
you made the accusation, coward; not up to me to prove anything; or are you too thick to realise that
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:56 PM GMT
I still think you are. It's impossible for me to prove this.

If I'd said I thought you were God, would you expect me to prove that too?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 4:56 PM GMT
and any woman is funnier than you, coward. You're as about as funny as a jewish landlord
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 4:57 PM GMT
god -grass? Well one would be a compliment & well the other isn't, it it?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:58 PM GMT
Btw, how does me calling you a grass make me a coward? Not calling you one, when I think you are, would be more cowardly, surely?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 4:58 PM GMT
Ok God.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:01 PM GMT
you're a coward because you're making the sleight on my charecter with no proof
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:04 PM GMT
I have no proof that God (you?) doesn't exist. Should I therefore not be allowed to say I don't think God exists?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:06 PM GMT
god - grass; seeing as you ignored that comment of mine; or don't you understand the difference, coward?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:07 PM GMT
and any woman is funnier than you, coward. You're as about as funny as a jewish landlord

Missed this initially. Tut, tut. If a leftie, such as I, had made that remark, you'd be straight on your hotline.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:08 PM GMT
Forgive me, what did I ignore?
Report moisok November 3, 2019 5:08 PM GMT
I'm hoping to get a new dress and heels on the back of everton v spurs
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:09 PM GMT
Why would calling you something I don't believe exists be a compliment. If I called you sasquatch, would that be a compliment?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:10 PM GMT
comedy passes you by i see, even though you started this numpty topicLaugh

& just to clarify; if i reported/GRASSED every dodgy lefty comment on here, there would be none left. Including you
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:14 PM GMT
Saying I'm about as funny as a Jewish landlord is 'comedy'?

If you think it's a numpty topic, wtf would you even open the thread? Wouln't that make you a numpty too? As well as a grass...
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:15 PM GMT
It's 'slight' btw. Wouldn't have bothered pulling you up on it but you've repeated the error.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:15 PM GMT
grass/paedo two of the worst things you call anyone on here; & YOU called me one of them. All your snivelling diatribe trying to escape that fact is falling on deaf ears, coward
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:16 PM GMT
Falling on deaf ears yet you continue to respond?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:17 PM GMT
And now you compare grassing with paedophilia. Strange standards you have there.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:18 PM GMT
how could i read the numptiness if i didn't open the topic, numpty?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:18 PM GMT
not a comparison; unless you're making it one?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:19 PM GMT
Why would you want to read the numptiness? The thread title was a clue to what was contained therein.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:20 PM GMT
You made the comparison. Can you not even decipher your own posts?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:21 PM GMT
see above; try reading it
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:23 PM GMT
I did read it. You said "grass/paedo are two of the worst things" you could be called on here. Weirdly, you even put gras first, almost as if you think that is worse.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:25 PM GMT
alphabetical, numpty, you shouldn't keep making assumptions
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:26 PM GMT
You also said I was trying to 'escape' the fact I'd called you a grass. Where have I denied it? I even said I think you are, even if I can't prove it.

Actually starting to think you are a sasquatch!
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:27 PM GMT
You should quit posting on this numpty thread.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:27 PM GMT
would that be a female attempt at a joke?
so you think it is fine to call me a grass with no proof whatsoever? Just to clarify
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:28 PM GMT
i will post where i want
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:28 PM GMT
Yes.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:29 PM GMT
You can post wherever you like. You can call me a coward and a numpty all you like. I won't run and tell teacher. Unlike some.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:30 PM GMT
nice one
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:30 PM GMT
No worries, 'squatch.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:31 PM GMT
you're still here numpty; not doing a very good job as a grass, am i?
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:32 PM GMT
see ya soon, coward
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:32 PM GMT
I've posted nothing you could grass me up for, other than the odd profanity.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:33 PM GMT
Laters, 'squatch.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:35 PM GMT
peeps have been banned on here for far less, coward. Nice topic btw
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:40 PM GMT
Your more of an expert on what is required to be banned than I.

Topic was on BBC website, as linked. Don't like it, don't read it.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:40 PM GMT
You're, ffs.
Report Baphornet November 3, 2019 5:44 PM GMT
well more of an expert than you; as you just make assumptions with no proof. & as that says a lot more about you than me, coward, i bid you farewell -
for now
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 3, 2019 5:45 PM GMT
You bade me farewell at 17:32 but continued to post.

See you around, Grasquatch.
Report macarony November 3, 2019 6:27 PM GMT
my wifes a funny koooont
Report annie. November 3, 2019 7:03 PM GMT
Men are most definitely funnier than women!

I don't think that, other than female comedians, I have ever laughed at a woman.  Nearly every one of my past boyfriends has made me laugh and most of the time I stayed with them because of this. Nothing beats having a comedian in the house Happy

Chit chatters, learn how to make women laugh Happy
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