A tad cold for lefties in December

H O MO

the above wan't a giggle at you Mo. btw

You're very bubbly Mo, been on the Bolly already? The Neanderthals will vote for Mr Fromage, then where will you be? No guacamole on toast when Dover is gridlocked.

Foinavon  you simply are hopeless old chap - I no you mean well but ewe haven't been keeping up to date. 
You missed my grate plan for when the gates shut at Dover.   Did you not see my new schemes for bring over french cheese and wine !!!  With all these redundant rubber boats and the caves in Dorset and Devon - it will be a field day with french produce at a premium - loads a munny 2 be maid.

lately I have been pickling by brain on PROPER JOB  a rather nice ale from st austell brewery  5.5   hic!!!!

at least we won't have to smuggle that in!!!   or will we  - they might declare independence and as a leading Mercian I might suggest we align ourselves together - perhaps with some agreed marriages - as in the jolly old good days.
I can see myself doing well out of this ho ho hic!!!

Hacktually I am sending slaves up to the local to raid for local mead and wenches before I do the southampton match

I have been to Tamworth castle, it's rather quaint.
I did see your rubber dinghy posts but had forgotten that you were storing them in your garage.
Last weekend was rather grim on the footy front for me and am wondering how many chips to risk on the Soton game and will perhaps cash out after the first goal. (now you know it's going to be 0-0).

Southampton v Leicester and Villareal v Alves  over 2.5 goals double

New ZEALAND - 7.5 points tommorow morning

I wish I had your confidence anx. I can see the flying foxes grounded by a first half goal and spending most of the game trying to get back on terms. 1-1 for me.

that is not a bad assessment foinavon
I think leics are a much better team but ARE AWAY -
I am 0  0   and lay of the draw

dabbling on  0   1     1  0

local mead captured - no wenches - I am just thinking people have no respect for marauding Mercian knights anymore

If you have your Proper Job then you are doing well.
Anx may well be right about that Spanish game.

well I have been told I am thick and of low IQ - clearly people are rite


and I certainly will look at the neanderthal's tip 
but I am a Mercian and have my pride yah no.

Mercians are proper Saxons, and will not be told by heathens.

lol Comrade have you tried Alfies revenge 6.5  another top cornish beer or admirals ale 5.0  they sound quite good , a little on the lightweight strength for most Northern Beer veterans

Blimey it looks like a hurricane st marys that over 2.5 goals looks a bit ropey

my thoughts exactly   - you would expect a couple of goals with leicester but I am being a coward now and not going for it

just my usual  0   0    lay of the draw

and a small  1  0   0  1 to keep me amused during play

you will see the market jump when my input goes in

did you see that !!!??   you are getting 9/1   bf 10s   on those two scores

we did try to move away from the Saxon influence

they are very smelly

that will be a green up for anxs  3 goals unless he holds on

A goal in the Spanish game too, I have cashed both.

Well done Anx, should not have doubted.

did you cash out or stay in anx?  3  0    and there was me going  - wet ground  - thinking not many goals  hahahah

i stayed in went to do a bit of tidying up and then came back and it was 3-0

The red card has broken the saints back i think

Done 2 singles and a double with the villareal v alves match

i am out

nice prophet

alice's snack bar

you can now pay your birthday bar bill

Overs double in the Leicester game a bit of a freak but who cares yes indeed the bar bill sorted

the bet there was unders - pitch soaking -  southampton not going to let a goal in   - possibly leics going to get one   
shows you how good I am at assessment 

blown out the winder  ha ha

my back stop of course was the lay of the draw but well done anx

Very well done, anx. I wouldn't have done the Villareal game without your heads-up. Cashed after the first goal in both for a quick return.

Cheers foinavon like i say the Leicester game was a bit of freak but you need luck in this game

well done anx

would be interesting if Bozo didn't ask for an election now on Monday. The EU have done a chuckle brother so he could do the same; & what do they do then? Just a pity he hasn't the balls to do it

He wont get an election anyway

All in all the EU might as well grant the extension until after Xmas and we hear nothing of it again until then

They've taken the p***, insulted every f***ers intelligence (not hard with todays society) and its gotten extremely boring it really has

The only reason they are waiting until next week is so they can play the whole its getting close card, and then pull it right from under them at the final second card

Its a facking disgrace they are even playing that game this time when we all know the result anyway

As for Boris Johnson, the bloke might as well feck off now, let the next moron puppet in

word is Jezza is going to turn up to the House on Monday wearing a sequined donkey jacket & plaid scarf; complaining of the deep draft echoing through the chamber

No choice but to vote it through now, can't wait for the make it up as they go excuse though

this is very apt for this show as well

abstention city

https://youtu.be/Of_jyeDZ3Sg

Are you?

well more so than when i watched "Joker"

I watched that last night and found it a pile of c***

Just a social engineering nonsense

The bloke can't tie his shoelaces one minute, the next he's being lauded by a load of rioters after shooting up a live TV show

Fools and their movies

indeed

It's a bit cold for giraffes too

poor jezza

Jezza getting his winter woolies out. Left with no choice really once the numpties backed it

Good lets destroy the tory filth

you have to larf

wouldn't have looked good to be left behind anx

hornet a lot can happen in 5 weeks , the electorate is extremely volatile i think it will be closer than people think

Labour Seats: 169 or less 3.9

Could be a bloodbath.

not talking about that, anx just the fact that the SNP led Jezza by the nose

Hornet they were doing just like swinson and Bullingdon on party lines , all this guff about brexit only hides the true intentions , namely power and ministerial cars

Bullingdon and his love child cummings dont give a **** about this country , they just want a working majority brexit is a double bluff

i think we agreed on that lat week anx

must admit i'm glad pointy tits has had her nose shoved out

Swineswan is mine slurp!!!

Oct 29, 2019 -- 12:17PM, anxious wrote:

Bullingdon and his love child cummings dont give a **** about this country , they just want a working majority brexit is a double bluff

So they can rid themselves of the human rights act and working rights etc, we know exactly where this leads. Vote at your peril, good luck with the result.

You are giving your consent to let them smash it all to pieces, your rights and privacy etc

Labour wont run on that though

Because they are in on it

And, now an Amendment tabled by a Labour MP that the next General Election will need to facilitate 16/17 yr olds too. What a farce? Since when a 16/17 yr old is considered an adult and/or sufficiently matured to vote? There really is no shame on the Labour Party eg repeatedly called for a General Election then turned one down when offered; asked for "No Deal" to be taken off the table, and when guaranteed (by The EU) one of its members tabled this is new CARP to thwart Brexit (to the last).

Do their members not know it's only a matter of time before Brexit takes place? Just accept it, and move on to other important related internal stuff eg housing, health, etc.

they're panicking already

brexit has only become such a big issue cos the opposition remoaner MPs have consistently blocked it and dreamed ever more absurd ways of delaying it with bercow's help

if it had been waived through the minimum of fuss they could have got back to attacking the government on the usual issues which should be an open goal after nearly 10 years in office. instead due to their own incompetence they've made this election largely about brexit on which labour's position at least is absolutely hopeless and indefensible

the 12th it is!

If and when it happens a mass disposal of Labour MPs in earnest, no doubt; an Election about Brexit (for most esp me).

I've bought shares in Royal Mail. The postal vote will be worth millions.

i just said to my Aileen; say goodbye to some old faces

How many of the inept Labour shadow front benchers will be extinct post the election? The majority I hope.

Friday 13th results ! 3  Prime Minister in one year

Friday the 13th for Jezza!!!

Out of work just before Christmas. How sad for these MPs. Some have mental illnesses.

there is going to be some shocked numpties

Strictly Come Dancing and Celebrity Jungle going to be interesting next year.

I think Labour will do better than you think

Its so split its going to be Tory winning most seats but not by much, I can see a Labour/SNP coalition

No worries sacked MPs will be comforted by redundancy aid; the Labour canvassers will experience my wrath when they turn up at my door - I'll rip them apart.

Lib Dems surely wont win more than 20 seats ffs, so why they think they are some sort of king makers or even actual majority leaders god only knows

All that yesterday and they vote it through today

Total joke really

pointy tits (Strictly?) talking absolute numptiness as per

Jo Swinson - Prime Minister

Good lord she's bloody delusional and very dim

every chance she won't be returning

"im going to stick two fingers up to a democratic vote, and then I'm going to ban you all from eating meat. oh, and the white men are horrible creatures not adding my husband and our kids"

Jo Swinson - 2019

And she thinks she's going to be next prime minister

Fack off

she only got back in in may's c0ck up election of 2017. double whammy losing her majority and letting the likes of cable and swinson back into parliament

Amy Callaghan
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And the first thing we hear from Jo Swinson is that she’s standing to be Prime Minister. Personal profile before people.

Not one mention of East Dunbartonshire

she has to be one of the thickest (there are plenty of contenders) ever to sit in the House; it just shows you how feckin bad Ed Davey is if he couldn't beat her in a straight up fight

i think the SNP may well oust her

She's facking delusional that one

But what concerns me most is that people might well vote tory as a one off just because they are sick to death of it all. Give the tories the working majority so they can get through this "deal" and get it all done and dusted. I think people might be getting tired of it and will vote accordingly. Thus giving up their workers rights, then the human rights etc.

You get what's coming

My dad is voting tory and he's always voted Labour (well at least until Corbyn became leader, he didn't vote at the last "election")

But he's voting for tory "just this time" so they can this deal through

I despair I really do. Anyone voting for that clueless bunch of divs in the lib dems are pretty brainless esp though.

Parliament will now be dissolved at one minute past midnight next Wednesday, leader of the Commons Jacob Rees-Mogg confirmed, after which the parties will then begin campaigning almost immediately.

just seen a few commies campaigning in the lobby already Oh & pointy tits

5 weeks is no time to campaign and get any substance

Its all soundbites and brexit

Jo Swinsons "I'm going to be prime minister" is about her level the thick bint

BUZZER   - I look forward to seeing her get excited.  Perhaps I should attend the LibNazi public meetings

slurp!!!

I thought rich girl swinesong was all about ignoring your vote if she disagreed.

up the Libnazidems

have you seen what is standing against johnson?    what were mummysmentum thinking of - but then they all know about the 'shifting demographic'   Now that is really spooky.  that is the watchword around there these days.

Don't get the fascination with pointy tits tits either

Take that hold up of them and they probably reach her dustbin for a f-anny

I am voting giraffe - it will dawn on you eventually

Who's giraffe?

any chance of her losing her seat - she only had a 28,000 majority last time?

buzzer  right thanks got that sorted

interrupted my drinking their ewe swineson (having to switcharooo with the new/old community and all that to reply)


For that I  will eradicate you with a blitz on your  intellectual poverty and your simpering attachment to the pointy won

(at a later date)

currently watching Pans People (I think it is) dancing in short nighties and white underwear  (Two ronnies show)

Impossible  - you simply must keep up  - you are not aware of the '90 percent of giraffes are gay' pronouncement from one of my comrades of towering intellect (pardon the pun)

It may eventually dawn on you  (pun intended)

Heating still NOT on

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