how to make a quick million quid.

shops,banks,factories,building societies, supermarkets,yes lads,everyone has a christmas raffle,but nobody supplies the raffle card.
and when they see wee teddy at £7 ,their heart melts. "give me five wee teddies!"

one last tip=make sure you have all red teddies when you hit Liverpool,put the Blue Everton teddies in the boot,you can sell them the next day .

Bress your genius is unsurpassed, 'how come the 'clever clogs' on here never saw it. It proves what I've always thought.......half on here, are illiterate or illegitimate.

Brassy is one of those blokes with a garage full of teddy bears he can't sell.

I keep asking for a free Betfair Xmas raffle .but to no avail
I've even promised to let them keep a turkey if it's one of the lower prizes .I'm just interested in the trip to las Vegas with spending money
And the 1000000 free spins on any arcade or casino slot machine
Or  the pair of two royal tickets with dinner included with the royals of your choice
Or two Cheltenham tickets  for each day of the Cheltenham meeting with entry to the betfair hospitality tent and a helicopter ride around the track
Or  the donkey back ride on the back of lester piggots back
Or a peek at the top five winning punters systems  on betfair
Or one days Betfair profits (pick your own date)

Or more for less anything except a turkey

Ps the dinner with the royals of your choice doesn't have to be at royal Ascot it can be at the palace

PPS so long as their not having a take away from Kentucky fried chicken

At one time you would get your head cut off for mentioning Kentucky fried chicken in the same breath as the queen
that's how much the sentencing for crimes has been reduced

You would be unlucky if you got a week's community service these days

You could have a big Mac and double fries with a Pepsi instead of KFC.

Thank you uble smiley faces are more in ration on here than bacon was in world war two

Oct 16, 2019 -- 11:11PM, Foinavon wrote:

Brassy is one of those blokes with a garage full of teddy bears he can't sell.

Women would do anything for three slices of bacon  in the war.even the vicars wife

People like boxing the fox love rubbing my nose in it

I've. Had more than my fair share of hat trick smiley faces before  my upper cranium was damaged when I fell off my granchilds scooter on the skateboard park in cleeveleys

Evil kin evil wouldnt have attempted my treble back flip with two and a half twist

Blind folded

And no safety helmet or shin pads

And one leg tied behind my back

People were sat on their balconies in their retirement homes .shouting keep the noise down when the ambulance came to take me to hospital