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ok,70 days to christmas.and every pub and club,and hotel have a christmas draw for their customers ,now that means christmas draw cards,so you buy a few hundred thousand of them and fill your car with petrol and off you go round the UK.in fact sell them for three times their cost ,and nobody will refuse them because they need them.
fill the car with teddy bears and then sell the teddy bears as a cuddly toy prize in their christmas raffle,this will get you a few extra million.publicans have loads of money and some will say to you,"give me 20 cards and 10 teddy bears "wow,you could be a triple millionaire by christmas.safe journey.
fill the car with teddy bears and then sell the teddy bears as a cuddly toy prize in their christmas raffle,this will get you a few extra million.publicans have loads of money and some will say to you,"give me 20 cards and 10 teddy bears "wow,you could be a triple millionaire by christmas.safe journey.
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shops,banks,factories,building societies, supermarkets,yes lads,everyone has a christmas raffle,but nobody supplies the raffle card.
and when they see wee teddy at £7 ,their heart melts.  "give me five wee teddies!" |
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one last tip=make sure you have all red teddies when you hit Liverpool,put the Blue Everton teddies in the boot,you can sell them the next day .
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Bress your genius is unsurpassed, 'how come the 'clever clogs' on here never saw it. It proves what I've always thought.......half on here, are illiterate or illegitimate.
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Brassy is one of those blokes with a garage full of teddy bears he can't sell.
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I keep asking for a free Betfair Xmas raffle .but to no avail
I've even promised to let them keep a turkey if it's one of the lower prizes .I'm just interested in the trip to las Vegas with spending money And the 1000000 free spins on any arcade or casino slot machine Or the pair of two royal tickets with dinner included with the royals of your choice Or two Cheltenham tickets for each day of the Cheltenham meeting with entry to the betfair hospitality tent and a helicopter ride around the track Or the donkey back ride on the back of lester piggots back Or a peek at the top five winning punters systems on betfair Or one days Betfair profits (pick your own date) Or more for less anything except a turkey |
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Ps the dinner with the royals of your choice doesn't have to be at royal Ascot it can be at the palace
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PPS so long as their not having a take away from Kentucky fried chicken
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At one time you would get your head cut off for mentioning Kentucky fried chicken in the same breath as the queen
that's how much the sentencing for crimes has been reduced |
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You would be unlucky if you got a week's community service these days
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You could have a big Mac and double fries with a Pepsi instead of KFC.
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Thank you uble smiley faces are more in ration on here than bacon was in world war two
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Women would do anything for three slices of bacon in the war.even the vicars wife
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People like boxing the fox love rubbing my nose in it
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I've. Had more than my fair share of hat trick smiley faces before my upper cranium was damaged when I fell off my granchilds scooter on the skateboard park in cleeveleys
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Evil kin evil wouldnt have attempted my treble back flip with two and a half twist
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Blind folded
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And no safety helmet or shin pads
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And one leg tied behind my back
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People were sat on their balconies in their retirement homes .shouting keep the noise down when the ambulance came to take me to hospital
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