Old Vic to introduce self selection

Shake spear wherever you want then

The race to submit to a handful of freaks is quite sick making. There'll be more blind people than trannies, yet councils blithely put all sorts of 'street furniture' in their way to unobtrusively save us from yet another minority.

I'm confused, I never know whether to stand or sit these days.

A bloke at the baths wearing a bikini always uses the women's changing rooms.

The crowd I'm with always gives him a cheer as he walks in.

He's got some brass that's all I can say.

In my lifetime I fully expect bestiality and then paedophilia to be legalised.

Not to mention compulsory

Heard on the radio, it seems the toilets are the same size but you get more urinals than cubicles in the same space.  They're getting rid of the urinals, having it all cubicles and doing away with male/female and having just 'toilets'.  Now, from my experience with women they have enough trouble using the toilet in public as it is.  I don't know how comfortable they'll be knowing there may well be a man in the cubicle next to them.

It doesn't matter how 30 odd million feel, as long as the handful of oddballs are kept sweet. Get used to the tail wagging the dog.

* no puns intended.

Imagine the outcry if a woman went into a cubicle after a man had used it and found the seat still up