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I had to go for a bottle of milk today
I had to go for a bottle of milk today
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Going off the subject I once rented a shop that was in a very very old building it had several floors and the two girl staff heard it was haunted and that someone hung there self on the top floor
They would not go to the toilet they weed in a bucket in the kitchen because they were scared I said the toilets on the second floor not the top floor.they said it didn't matter ghosts walk about all over the place |
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That's true .I had to put up with alot from my staff
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People just go in a shop expecting to be served by a nice member of staff .they don't realise what goes on behind locked doors
I told them I would get in trouble if the fire brigade found out they were locking the kitcen door .They said we'll get into trouble were locking the door |
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There's not alot you can do if you want to go for a pint and the staff threaten to walk out if they don't get their own way
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When walking home I noticed a thin young girl of about 25 with two black eyes she was crying .two other girls were telling her to go to the police or she would never be able to get rid of him
Those 2 girls were right...if the girl had not washed her eyes there would be his DNA on her eyes.... that would have nailed him....no longer just her word against his good to see you concerned Doo Wah  |
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Once one of them came in the pub when I was in .I said you should be working she said you don't want me to do a number two in the kitchen do you
She then told me to buy her a brandy as she didn't want the landlord thinking she was cheeky for just using his toilet |
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There is a milkman comes near me..
I think someone works at the airport and sometimes goes abroad so probably cannot get milk on his return at odd hours But cannot see how anyone would make a living as a milkman nowadays |
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My ex wife is convinced they sell drugs as well as milk to make a living .I told her these drug dealers won't let you pay at the end of the week like the milkman does
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I do know one milkman who did sell drugs as well as milk .but people were moving house and not paying their drug bill at the end of the week .He only sold them cash on delivery after .
He said you try and help people and they repay you by not paying you I said that doesn't make sense He said well thats what happens |
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I said do you get tipped at Xmas .He said only by money tree and cool eddy and flush Gordon and you know what their tips are like.
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I said you must get some good tips off your customers that win on Betfair .He said 90% of what they say I take with a pinch of salt and the other 80% of what they say is bull s**t
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He said 90% of what they say I take with a pinch of salt and the other 80% of what they say is bull s**t
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I said that's 70% too much .he said you know that and I know that but try explaining it to the likes of money tree
They can't work percentages out .they can't even work out what day it is |
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Cool eddy it's only a joke .your pritty good compared with the rest
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No money tree you and flush Gordon you are not in my top 3015 horse tipster list
That doesn't mean to say I don't like you it just means your cra p at picking winners |