I had to go for a bottle of milk today

Two William hill shops in prominent positions in Salford and been their for years both closed down over the last fortnight

Its OK Do Wah. I'm not concerned about that. It's the gradual disappearance of full stops in your posts that has been concerning me lately.

You still make me laugh, Do wah

And if you are this funny with people then you should be a hit with the ladies, we love to laugh.

Annie I thought you'd left or gone off me .I've not seen any of your smiley faces since since the year dot or full stop

I will never go off you, Do wah   I adore anyone who makes me laugh. 

But you are still an enigma to me, who is the real person behind Do wah Diddy?

Annie there's no one real person behind do wah DIDDY I've looked at the back of me as well as the front and both sides and there's only me .mind you on a sunny day my shadow does scare me sometimes especially when it approaches me from behind

I remember going to a club in Manchester called the cabaret club it was a rough club  in the early seventies
I had never been to it ,before when you went in you had to go down a staircase that was dark .I didnt know where I was going when at the bottom a man came towards me out of the dark .
It was a reflection of my self in a long mirror .it scared me to death and unlike the full stop post it still lurks in my mind somewhere I'll always remember that episode of do wah DIDDY at the cabaret club

I know that conductor don't worry but I was terrified of my reflection that night
Some of the girls in that club scared more. But  more than the girl I took home .I arranged to meet her a couple of days later I hate myself for doing it but when I went to meet her .I couldn't go ahead with the date .

I still feel terrible to this day  over .leaving her there .she came to meet me expecting I would take her out somewhere and I let her down .I dont like letting people down but I did

They had so much hope only to be let down by me
I'm glad I've wrote this post it shows that im not as nice as some think

Since when did girls understand minds?

Yep and I’m a milk man

Do-wah i hope you don't need a loaf of bread tomorrow.
Everyone has regrets,what they should have done then only thought out after.
You are an intrinsically good person.

Could I be as bothersome as to inquire as your milk of choice DWD ,I suspect your a heavy UHT user ,thick cut plain pan and carton of uht ,although no doubt it will be 7 seed farmhouse and pasteurised (redtop) goats milk .Please could you elucidate ,it’s knawing away at me .

Bread and butter I drink the green bottle top milk ,I love milk if there is no green top I drink  the other coloured tops.not keen on that milk in cartons

Bread and butter I've just watched the ambigram video for advanced learners as I couldn't understand the ordinary video that did not produce pictures

They show you the word Sandra as an ambigram .that poor man who is supposed to be teaching us what and the other words ambigram .is in a worse position than me in life.learning about things like ambigrams to me means he's got less of a life than me .He would be better doing the metro cross word it's not that hard or the sudoko grid in the same paper

I bet his wife finds him a bore if that's the kind of things he talks about to her I bet she gets a boyfriend on the side

I was alarmed at a steam engine rally one day when I saw a group of men dressed up in old fashioned fire engine uniforms cleaning their old fashioned firecengine
My brain exploded thinking where do they keep that big old fashioned fire engine
What do the neighbours think when they keep ringing it's bell
Do they fall out over who's turn it is to drive
Do they argue who's turn it is to clean it

And now I've realised that there's grown men messing about with ambigrams .this country has gone to to the dogs .ever since they stopped giving children free milk at school

My wife's got a very good friend whose husband has a room where he plays with his round head soldiers and the other sides soldiers
He also gets dresses up and goes to mock wars

No wonder women are getting devorced if this is what men do with their spare time .at least being married to an alcoholic can partly excuse them drinking such an addictive mind depressing drug which alcohol is

But how must a wife feel when she tells her friends that her husband's up stairs playing with his soldiers

Or he's gone out dressed up in his old fashioned fireman's suit with a tin of brasso and a bag full of dusters

Or he's in the kitchen googerling the word ambigram on his I pad and then asking people not to be too hard on him on a gambling forum because he's got a sensative soul

No wonder I'm in the state I am with all these type of people around me

No wonder the titanic sunk if the crew were sending cod and sos oges out instead  of distress calls

They never mentioned that in the official enquirey of the sinking of the titanic

It's all well and good thinking of the family back home

but when their at work .they should do their job and look after the passengers ,before seeing what they can pinch from the ship's kitchen to send back to their families

always best to avoid mixed messages