Hurricane Lorenzo heading towards Ireland.

Thursday is the day it may arrive,at the moment its heading straight towards Ireland.

In the olden days they would have said it was God's punishment for appointing an Indian homosexual as their leader.  In the very old days the local king would be blamed for such a disaster, have his authority removed and his nipples cut off to prevent him ever being king again.  Nowadays I imagine the people will stay indoors and watch Coronation Street instead.

there will be no indoors if this thing hits us,now they say that the eye of this storm is taking dead aim at us,then they say it may not be as strong as they think,and we might not catch it,that it is coming up on the left hand side of Ireland and they say they know it will take a right turn,but at the moment they are not sure where it will take the right turn.
AND THEY PAY THERE GUYS A GRAND A WEEK TO TELL US THAT.

then the news reader asked"when will this storm hit us"?and the answer was"well,we are not sure if we will get it or not,if it does come it will be around Thursday-ish or Friday Morning or possibly Friday afternoon"its a thousand mile away from us at the moment"
I AM NOT JOKING A GRAND A WEEK AFTER TAX.

Lol @ the panic merchants talking shoite

As Windy says, "Don’t believe that **** your read in the gutter press. Sensationalism at its best . . . We don’t get Hurricanes in the UK. Aye it’ll be wet & windy, but let’s not get carried away eh

Up here in Scotland we call it AUTUMN"

https://twitter.com/WindyWilson88/status/1178585653442990080

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at3+shtml/203304.shtml?tswind120#contents
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at the moment its heading on a straight line towards Ireland and then expected to turn right,so the Uk better get ready ,dont mess with Lorenzo.

HAAP at its best,say thank you to David everyone

Very easy to fool the public,but to turn kids against their parents is low down in anybodys book

Emergency meeting at 4 today as now looking a high probability of it passing over Ireland,they don't normally meet unless it is serious.

I’ll be in the pub

Weathermen are almost as overrated as GPs.

Oct 1, 2019 -- 3:59PM, lfc1971 wrote:

I’ll be in the pub

The pub is always the best place to be during a crisis. Ask Shaun.

Strange bit of weather arriving ,wired cold easterly winds last night but the cold temps will protect the British Isles from the wind damage although if it freezes overnight it’s prob bad news ,more worried about a  big wind direction change (180) on the east coast of the uk  coinciding with a big tide ,Other than that gunna be very wet but nothing too outrageous. Overall a few bins blown over and not the best day to put washing out on Thursday .But potential exists so be aware and take a brolly and anchor on way to pub .

And a Kanooo if your middle Uk

Up here in Scotland we call it AUTUMN

trilby

he's mellowing; there was a time he would have said SPRING

25mph winds forecast for Dublin on Thursday. Very bad news for those with syrups.

I thought this was about the new Italian snooker sensation

Here ya go, Mr Neck and any other panic merchants out there ...

Why can't the UK be hit by a hurricane?
Simple. Take #HurricaneLorenzo as example.  They need sea surface temps >26°C to sustain as hurricanes.  Once they drift into cooler waters they weaken and become post-tropical storms and depressions...

Our waters are never warm enough!

https://twitter.com/WindyWilson88/status/1179079045037867008

As a precaution though, I would recommend changing your Betfair password and not telling them what it is.  What kinda numbnut tells anynne their password?

https://twitter.com/SimonOKing/status/1178989819600474112
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It is a storm,orange warning 6 counties and yellow warning for the rest.
Wind speeds will reach 65-80kph with gusts of 100-130kph.
Fallen trees,power cuts,flooding are expected.
It looks a "bad" storm but not quite as bad as Orphelia which was a nationwide red warning.

Was up last night having a wee swatch at Azores webcams but can honestly say I seen nowt of wind or wave ,seems that the storm has either weakened or is much further west . Have emailed  Mick Fish a hey mikey thars a hear thars a hurricane coming ....but nae reply as yet ,tbh he is getting on a bit and maybe I overstepped the mark a bit ,had to stop  watching his week ahead vids on netweather.com  as they were making me lose the will to live . Anyways as to the storm summit just ain’t quite right and not sure but the reports are too sketchy and ambiguous and either it’s a lot further west and much weaker or there is some very naughty peeps about . Here is another site that gives yet another take on it . https://magicseaweed.com/news/xl-hurricane-pulse-set-for-europe/11548/

You all look right,this is nothing so far,a bit of wind and rain earlier,calm and dry now though supposed to pick up this evening,i have doubts of that.

More bad news …

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/weather/uk-weather-forecast-britain-braced-for-its-coldest-winter-for-nearly-60-years/ar-AAIj2Lu
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Blown through the Guinness factory and now lorenzo's oiled

So did anyone experience a storm ? The weather people Went very quiet ,did it happen ? Some foreign news feeds had ire being battered but not so sure anything happened ,think Lorenzo got lost ,although been some fair wind and rain last few days ,maybe they got dates wrong . Mick fish never replied to my email

Typhoon Haggis will show 'em what it's arraboot!