Scot charged for f@rting in plods face

I hope he struck a rich vein when he farted.

How ridiculous, they'll be complaining about people speaking to them with bad breath next.

Copper tells of his ordeal after he was almost asphyxiated.

Counselling had to be given, with six months off on full pay after copper was subjected to a rasping fart in the line of duty.
It is thought his assailant had consumed a large amount of real ale and an extra hot chicken Vindaloo prior to the attack.