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I hope he struck a rich vein when he farted.
How ridiculous, they'll be complaining about people speaking to them with bad breath next. |
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Copper tells of his ordeal after he was almost asphyxiated.
Counselling had to be given, with six months off on full pay after copper was subjected to a rasping fart in the line of duty. It is thought his assailant had consumed a large amount of real ale and an extra hot chicken Vindaloo prior to the attack. |
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