Company that make traffic cones

Useless company, they should put straps on them for drunk students to wear as headgear. They are missing out in properly opening up a whole market.

Road sign makers the place to invest.
In a year or two we'll be replacing all signs with ones written in Arabic with English translations below.

They grow them in the forests of Hampshire at a secret location

Hope I have helped here.

They will all end up in the Pacific gyre and eventually be ground down very fine for the fishes to eat. we will then eat the fish and the particles will cross the blood/brain barrier and give us all dementia. Or so I'm led to believe.

no   - they are orgasmic  -  they grind down naturally  -  oh I am such a wit  --  this beer is good by the way

A most satisfactory day on the exchanges today. Enjoy your beer.

yes and thankyou -  but you sure have some weird ideas about traffic cones -  I have seen then walk across the m3 and place themselves down -

they have been shutting the motorway down for years at night so they can do this is secret


I think I may have read Day of The Triffids too many times

the beer doesn't help

all the best

I passed a long line of them sitting peacefully on the verge by the roadside today. I'll know to avoid that route for the next week.

last time I went down it was clear

but as they built the smart bit  it was continuously closed late evenings etc

smart =  coming up to the m25 turn off with a broken down car in inside lane - - argh  !!!!!!!! no where for him to go

good job I had slowed down for the turn off

the cones started to mumble as well