this day 16 th August 1977.Elvis died.

Allegedly

Alive and well in Gateshead , has several look alikes as well .

Brassy cant count

Norfolk wud hav him for dinner wiv cheese n chips extra olives n onions if he saw this

ps i had to check the date mouse

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i rest mlord

They say people will remember where they were, when they heard the news...

Me....on the slip road joining the A1 at Brotherton...

Thought something had happened, when they were playing his records back to back....

In the kitchen at my grandparents house. My aunt is the only person I know who actually got see him live in Vagas. I once asked her what it was like she said it was brilliant for $9 you could watch the matanee and evening shows and get a steak dinner. I pissed myself laughing at that

He died when he was 42 and it is now 42 years since he died

In an effort to pay homage to the great man I eat 5 Big Macs and 4 jelly donuts on this day every year.

I am currently morbidly obese.

i am not so sure he died,reports this morning that a pensioner wearing blue suede shoes was seen in the Huddersfield Town area ,when approached he warned that" you can do what you want but lay off my blue suede shoes"

Don't forget the drugs DIF.

Elvis death,in the autopsy report as to the cause of his death it is stated that he died of constipation,it further states that had he not PUSHED in an attempt to empty his bowels he would have survived.
so the lesson today is "its very dangerous to push if you bunged up,you are likely to burst something,"
advice ,let nature take its course.

I bet he could drop a decent fart.

"I bet he could drop a decent fart."
He used to do that live, the audience used to eagerly anticipate the point he would let one off.
The phrase for this then entered common parlance, now used by ravers, "waiting for the drop".

Jim Royle - Strange that after all the number ones he had it was a number two that killed him.

Remember it well

Slightly pissed

The Dante meeting was on

I'll always remember that day, I was at my Aunty's house in Blackheath and when the newsflash came on that Elvis was dead my Mum and Aunty burst into tears.

About teatime, wasn't it?

"And his mother cried in the gateau."

In the gateau

many years too late. ep was a grotesque drug-crazed moron who made an appalling racket and died too late. anyone who derives pleasure from said racket is a moron also. it is infantile garbage

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Hi Slippy, hope you are well mate, I went on a road trip in April this year, took in many museums and music venues from Nashville to Memphis then New Orleans. I Was never an Elvis fan when I enterered the Graceland Muesum but left someone in awe of his achievements. I know 'you cant educate pork, so won't bother, With some on here but when I left I was a big, fan.
One and a half BILLION record sales and endless support to charities and fellow artists. JC grow up!!.

Hmm I'm the one that needs to grow up not the troll I'm commenting on. Interesting take ..

Think jc speaking bout someone else fox ah hah

"Ah hah!" Alan Partidge's betfair nickname accidentally revealed :)

Sorry JC, my mistake, taking that at face value, not been on here for a while. I have always found you fair and consistant, apologies.

Is it oh huh then? How does Elvis say it?

HGS, I'm sure you think you are mildy funny..................

Not even remotely

It maybe didn't come out well but it says "please feed me the troll" in ascii art and I'm replying to the troll above :)

But if you are referring to the Jim Royle quote fox, then yes, I did find that funny.

Hi guys, I have been on here from the start (username changed in 2005) posters like HGS are the main reason no one bothers anymore.

Blimey fox. That's a tad harsh. Please elaborate. And fwiw, I've been here from nearly the start.

*with also a slight name change.

I'm a bit bemused myself as to why you are being singled out HGS! Maybe you've just one of those faces, and you've left your webcam on?

Well, HGS, Q1, how old are you. Q2, how many Continents have you seen ( I've seen them all) have you been to the USA, if so which part?. Q3, have you ever been out of your bedsit.

JC, I'm off mate, can't be bothered with this phish. GN and GL .

You are just being offensive now fox. Your questions mean nothing to this thread.  Can only assume you are p1ssed. Please look in again if and when sober.

GN, and calm down ! Not sure why you're do angry 

Yea HGS I'm as bemused as you as to what's going on here, unless I'm blind I can't see what he's on at you for unless it's a different thread.
Anyway .. !

*SO angry. Damn it I made a typo. I'm so ANGRY now I think I might smash this keyboard up :P

No idea. Gotta be p1ssed because I made it 4 questions anyway!

Please don't do that, I would fell so guilty for the rest of my life

Is friendly, sharp , banter, no longer allowed  on here?? FFs

Notice the small s ,m or maybe not.

feel+ for the selling wizars

Ahuh, Ahuh, Thank very much.

HGS, What a plank. You have so much to contribute, so erudite and
learned. [:laugh:

I was in the appalanchee mountains playing in my bare feet with Dolly Parton's sisters who were all so in their bare feet .we were playing  bare feet hide and seek

Ok box, I can see you are not one for admitting to being silly. You have made yourself look daft. I'm disappointed truth be told. So go do one my learned friend.

When I was playing bare feet hide and seek with Dolly Parton's sisters.I had to go into  their shack for a drink of water and I noticed Dolly Parton's mother making a coat of many colours.i said to her youngest sister have you seen that coat of many colours that your mam is making for Dolly .
She said yes she gets everything all I got was a scarf made out of yellow wool

I said come to think of it where is Dolly
she said she's in her bedroom crying
I said why
She said Jolene has pinched her boyfriend

I said Jolene can't have a bigger bust than Dolly
She said no
But she's got a TV so he can watch  wagon train and rawhide