Man Mistakenly Circumcised by Hospital

Could have been worse they could have cut off his entire Willy

Probably would not make that much difference to his life

Compo probably fair IMO

Might be demon for his hole who knows? Plenty old guys on the boner meds.

Would it make any difference, need someone who has had it done to answer that

I suppose if it affects his love life adversely, he could make a bigger claim?

If it had happened to me

They would answer what love life?

Probably wanted to keep his pension credits....Reasoning why the settlement figure was so low.

20 grand for losing your foreskin? No thank you, I'm quite happy as things stand than you very much!

On a totally unrelated note...Jeremy Corbyn has had an idea to win back the Jewish vote.

Must be like going out in winter without your roll neck jumper on.

How do you circumcise someone by mistake? Serious question. I can see how you might lop off the wrong leg or transplant the left kidney instead of the right, but ...

Ah, unless he was the wrong patient completely, I suppose.

NHS have got off lightly here: that's a snip at only £20K.

Selling your foreskin for 20k sounds like a great financial opportunity to me. The only problem is that at 70 you aren't going to be able to make much use of that 20k.

If my penis was 70 years old and I was 30, i'd happily trade my foreskin for 20k.

It's normally practice to mark the thing needing operated on so it's obvious to the surgeon, when I went in for my reduction they ran out of whang grade ink.

Considering he was in for an ingrown toenail.

Dr Cr*pp*n ?

Ah....ze fahn ve hav !

Who got the other op....I wonder ?

This op :

A man who was mistakenly circumcised when he went to hospital for a routine bladder procedure has been awarded £20,000 in compensation.
Terry Brazier was meant to be having botox injected in his bladder when he went in for treatment at the Leicester Royal Infirmary last summer.

However, there was a mix-up and afterwards Mr Brazier said he was told "sorry, but we've circumcised you".
The hospital said it was "deeply and genuinely sorry".

The 70-year-old said after the procedure he was left waiting for two hours until they broke the news and he just replied "Oh, have you?"

"What else could I say? I was stunned, I couldn't believe what they were telling me," he said.

They probably injected botox into a balder....not many can read English in hospitals....you know !

Now some guy has a very smooth head !