Onions

Vitamin C,what a start to this thread,onions are a cure for the common cold.

they also have a B vitamin that makes new cells in your body,so anyone feeling tired or cheesed off ,eat an onion and your body will be new .fit and healthy,you will not know what hit you, older forumites will wake up in the morning feeling like a 23 year old.

Holy Christ,i am just after reading about our friend the onion,these guys are the bees knees ,they have the lot,folic acid,calcium,iron,protein,low in sodium and no fat,the also have quercetin a flavonoid.thats an antioxidant.Merciful jesus i have stumbled over a vegetable that holds the cure for any ailment you care to mention,these guys are loaded with everything,these guys are top of the league,and i am not kidding you,how needs a doctor when these guys can be bought for a quid a bag.

you guys think i am kidding but i am dead serious,read about onions if you doubt me,these guys have the lot,have i stumbled over a real miracle,
because our little friend the onion has the power to cure all sickness.

I discovered that they are an effective cure for erectile disfunction but the wife kicked me out of bed for having smelly breath.

raw or cooked? any difference

I once made a huge batch of soup using ten different varieties of onions.
The preparation took a long time, but it was well worth it, no seasoning was required as I produced quite the tastiest onion soup ever made

Yes....the Army loves a good onion soup !

I remember when an onion seller was murdered. He was found in a challot grave.

I'm great at chopping onions. I know all there is to know about the crying game.

0.5/10

Look again. There's many layers to that joke.

Remember the old adage...

Ne'r a savoury, without an onion make!

I stopped using onions for the last 6 months....too much hassle.

Given them the chop?

Yep....you got cameras ?

My 3 Rotties love a chop each for breakfast !

Thinly veiled attempt by Brassneck to pretend he knows his onions.