I am going to start playing Fortnite

Can play it on windows if you've a decent machine/graphics card, I'd imagine most if not all of these players are.
Games like that (3d FPS) are relatively sh1t to play on a game controller, far better keyboard/mouse.
(though I'd imagine that's possible on a consolse).
Might download it tonite, dust off my L337 skills.
These are the Fortnite system requirements
(minimum)
    Memory:4 GB
    Graphics Card:Intel HD 4000
    CPU:Intel Core i3-2100
    Fortnite File Size:15 GB
    OS:Windows 7/8/10 64-bit
These are the Fortnite system requirements
(recommended)
    Memory:8 GB
    Graphics Card:NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660
    Fortnite CPU:Intel Core i5-2300
    File Size:15 GB
    OS:Windows 7/8/10 64-bit
https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite/en-US/download

thanks JC. Can't be harder than Ecco the Dolphin surely?

It's actually free. You pay for fancy addons. I'm not fashion forward though and I'd be happy in my own skin, and I already know how to teabag after a memorable night with BITO.

poor BITO, Group hug anyone

You can see the game being played on Twitch....oc.

i've reported your 2:27 post, cat & will do so every time you call me that name. It's about time you had some of your own medicine, troll

that's two

I've reported you aswell

Stop trolling me !

are you waiting for another phone call to reply? what a sad catty

Anyway....got to go out....bye !

well unless there's a banned poster called cat, i think i'm pretty safe, troll

toodle pip, runaway cat. That was a quick discussion

We can chat later

(He's so hostile !)

nah i don't think so; i leave my chatting to adults. I will just keep reporting you, much more fun

...and I'll keep reporting you

now that really is a very silly & childish comment, cat. Only to be expected but still very disappointing. Are you going to have a sit down with that other banned poster crags; to decide on another strategy

"...other banned poster..."  as well as yourself do you mean ?

Ladies and Gentlemen we have an admission

(classic fail there !)

jeez it's like trying to talk to a whimpering toddler. YOU called me g2d, who is a banned poster is he not? Now you can lie & try and crawl out of what you did, but that won't matter to you will it cat, because your sole purpose to interrupt the convs i was having was to call me g2d yet again! So job done as far as you are concerned eh cat. Now why would you do that? Here's why, you have tried for 8 months to get me banned by making scurrilous accusations, so i have taken steps to get you stopped. Now you & your buddy can think of another strategy because quite plainly, this one did not work. So here's the new plan from me, cat you are now ignored; but if someone tells me that you have called me g2d or any other derogatory name; i will report it & htey will as well. You need taking down a peg, cat you cannot keep getting people banned & posting wild nonsense from you're buddy crags from utube & expect to get away with it. So have a think about your behaviour on this forum; because quite simply it is childish & vindictive to the extreme

Time for your medication !

I'm going to play Fortnite too.  I'm busy at the moment so I'll start in a couple of weeks.







I'm here all weekend.

Come on Aileen?

My brother in law plays Fortnite all hours of the bloody day and night (except mornings as he doesn’t get up). He’s a total waster and does my head in. Came to stay with us for a while and doesn’t give a damn about anything but playing computer games. Stayed for a month, ate and drank about £500 worth without offering a penny, mumbled about three words a day and left our spare bedroom a tip. Lazy little ****. I kicked him out in the end, causing a family argument.

Rant over.

We should start a Fortnite clan.

And in honour of the inventor of this great idea I propose the catchphrase and taunt, every time you kill someone
"You were Just Checked Out" 

Chit Chat Aftertimers, people will learn to fear this name.

I used to come home from work and the lazy little **** would be playing Fortnite on my lounge telly. It got to the point it was some sort of issue watching what I wanted in my home. I suddenly thought WTF am I doing and kicked him out.

Some of these games become an addiction.

I remember physically breaking my Championship Manager cd because it was too addictive.  I imagine modern games are downloaded, which makes it harder to get rid of them.

I hope lots of Forumites take up this ' game '
Leave less time for posting the usual nonsense !

When I went to the isle of man with my friends in the 70s .one lad brought his mouth organ with him .he could only play one tune on it red River rock.The other 4 of us saw a shop that was closing down and we got a fantastic cheap deal on the last four of them .we all had our own note and we would blow it and then our friend would play red River rock ..
When I came back I put it away for years untill a lad in the pub started talking about mouth organs and said he would like to learn to play one ,but didn't want to buy one incase he got fed up of learning .
I told him I would lend him mine but I wanted it back as it was a good one .after a few months I asked him about it .I knew  he had a pit bull terrier ,He told me that it had chewed it to pieces .He never offered me the money for it .so once again I'm the dummy who was out of pocket

When I went to the isle of man with my friends in the 70s .one lad brought his mouth organ with him .he could only play one tune on it red River rock.The other 4 of us saw a shop that was closing down and we got a fantastic cheap deal on the last four of them .we all had our own note and we would blow it and then our friend would play red River rock ..
When I came back I put it away for years untill a lad in the pub started talking about mouth organs and said he would like to learn to play one ,but didn't want to buy one incase he got fed up of learning .
I told him I would lend him mine but I wanted it back as it was a good one .after a few months I asked him about it .I knew  he had a pit bull terrier ,He told me that it had chewed it to pieces .He never offered me the money for it .so once again I'm the dummy who was out of pocket

i remember calling Spyro the Dragon some pretty anti-dragon expletives, Some belonged on the Racing Forum

Jul 27, 2019 -- 12:16PM, Do wah Diddy wrote:

When I went to the isle of man with my friends in the 70s .one lad brought his mouth organ with him .he could only play one tune on it red River rock.The other 4 of us saw a shop that was closing down and we got a fantastic cheap deal on the last four of them .we all had our own note and we would blow it and then our friend would play red River rock ..When I came back I put it away for years untill a lad in the pub started talking about mouth organs and said he would like to learn to play one ,but didn't want to buy one incase he got fed up of learning .I told him I would lend him mine but I wanted it back as it was a good one .after a few months I asked him about it .I knew  he had a pit bull terrier ,He told me that it had chewed it to pieces .He never offered me the money for it .so once again I'm the dummy who was out of pocket

"Never a lender or a borrower be"

I gave a book as a loan to someone a while back and they read it and handed it to a charity shop. It was clearly a loan, I said I wanted it back .

"Never a lender be" is something I used to stick to, but it certainly curtailed my job as a Mortgage salesman.

Parents admitting home schooling their children so they can play games all day.  Time the education department looked at this.Ridiculous

Someone lent me a book.  I was going to lend them a book in return.  In the middletime we fell out, so I got to keep their book and my book too.