WHOis the biggest sponger in the uk, it has to be

Boris Johnson for me.

Scotland.

Only joking. :)

Women's sport

I am stunned PM

I stood in the urinal next to him at Old Trafford, it was at a function for his recently departed father.

On a similar vein D G 12, I stood next to Stuart Pearce in the toilet at a Stranglers gig circa 1990. I wonder if any other chit chatters have similar stories about famous people in the latrines?

My apologies, TMM. I was only jesting, sir. :)

I meant to say the Cornish. :)

brian clough pub outside trent bridge during the ashes around 1980, saturday was rained off .

PM

have a tale re Whitbread Bitter, Tessa Sanderson and Fatima

I once stood next to Shaking Stevens.
He ruined my shoes

Alice Plunkett stood on my toe in a lift, she was very young then and wearing leather trousers. yummy yummy. cheers.

O come on guys its the royal family,take,take,take and take  and give not a penny back,my,the queen didn't even pay tax until she was forced to aged 66.--go on then beat that.

Of you put it into context the cap subsidy to farmers is the biggest.

Carol Kirkwood, the BBC breakfast weather woman.  Every year without fail, a two week pass to Wimbledon, and 4 days at Royal Ascot among other jollies at our expense.  Just to tell us what the weather's like which could easily be done from a studio.

Oh, and I've pi$$ed next to Jeremy Beadle at the Park Lane Hilton!!

Did he use his little hand to make it look bigger?

Had a lag next to Barry McGuigan at a charity do. He didn't wash his hands.

I once saw George Michael in the toilets. He didn't say anything, he had his mouth full.

Has to be a toss of a coin between the Welsh and the Scottish. I'll go with the latter on the basis of them having the temerity to attempt to foist their silly banknotes upon us, at the same time bellowing "it's legal tender you know" until their ruddy faces become even redder in frustration as nobody wants their muck after all.

A ridiculous nation.

I'm amazed that the name Mehgan Markle hasn't appeared on this thread to date, so allow me to nominate her.

An individual with a ludicrously inflated sense of her own worth, and with a massive sense of entitlement. Needs to be taken down several pegs, and fast.

I was waiting for the expensive messy divorce before that nomination alun2005

Deserve it all,would you like to be sleep with Harry

*cross off the be

The oirish.

House of Lords