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10 Jul 19
12:11
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I walked to the shops to get a loaf and a bottle of milk.
I walked down a street full of terreced houses,each had two small steps leading to their front doors
I noticed what I thought was a dead rat with a long tail snuggled up on the top step
I thought should I knock on the door and tell them,but I'm not brave enough .
I thought I'll knock on the house next door to them
I walked up to it and noticed the rat was alive and had moved and snuggled up on the first step.
I then walked to the next house to tell them and a little old lady was coming out she was full of her faculties it appeared
I said there's a live rat sat on the doorstep next to your house.she looked at me as I was daft
She said it's always sat there I left .what more could I say
I walked down a street full of terreced houses,each had two small steps leading to their front doors
I noticed what I thought was a dead rat with a long tail snuggled up on the top step
I thought should I knock on the door and tell them,but I'm not brave enough .
I thought I'll knock on the house next door to them
I walked up to it and noticed the rat was alive and had moved and snuggled up on the first step.
I then walked to the next house to tell them and a little old lady was coming out she was full of her faculties it appeared
I said there's a live rat sat on the doorstep next to your house.she looked at me as I was daft
She said it's always sat there I left .what more could I say
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I'm sure there's people out there that don't see real life
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This would have worked so much better if it was in her kitchen.
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I'm not going that way again no matter how longer the journey is
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It looked really comfortable snuggled into a ball on the first step no wonder it moved
It looked at me as if to say what you looking at |
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It can't be easy being a rat living amongst rows of terraced houses, you should pick it up and take it out into the countryside. Poor little thing.
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How many people do you know whose had a rat looking at them wondering what their looking at .It doesn't end there I think to myself is it normal to talk to yourself wondering what a rat is thinking
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The lady that lived next door was more interested in telling the driver off who was parked in front of her house than worrying about a rat on next doors step .
The driver couldn't apologise enough and promised he wouldn't do it again |
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Maybe the rat had a permit.
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Are you sure it wasn't a door mouse?
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No it was definitely a rat you should of seen its long tail .I've got a feeling the owners of the house might feed it ,because of how it looked so comfortable
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You're lucky you don't live in London. We've got rats the size of cats down here.
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It was the way the lady said it's always sat there .As if it was me who was the problem
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...and some of them end up being sold as meat in certain markets and shops.
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Nick here we go again Londoners think theve got bigger rats than us up north .
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If we've got a tower with a clock you've got a bigger one.
If we've got a town hall you've got the houses of parliament . If we've got Salford cathedral you've got at Paul's If we've got the Halle orchestra you've got the royal philharmonic orchestra |
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We are not all poor up here in the north
It's only degenerates like me who drink and gamble all their money away . There are some who shop at habitat and ikea |
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Some even have second homes on caravan and tent sites
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I've stated many a time when I used to have loads of money I always ordered two prawn cocktails for my starter
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And ordered three prawn cocktails. When the sea food man sold his wares in the pubs and many a time gone back to him and had another two
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I put all my money into Barlow Clowes.
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and I never left the empty cartons on the table I always put them in a litter bin
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Used to be crustaceans like the ones in your cocktails were seen as sort of vermin, not suited for consumption and definitely not kosher. Maybe you're not yet enlightened enough to consider that rat a pet
As a fellow drunken degenerate I know it is possible you've mistaken this rat for something else animal entirely. Can you go back and try to pet it? |
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I put most my money into collorall and ratners shares the day that Gerald ratner disclosed to the press at an evening dinner party ,that the items he sold were cheap rubbish and the share price collapsed .I was once one of the top 100 shareholders in British steel and lost money in them .but the one that really got to me was when I invested in shares in Brent walker whose board was made up of Billy walker the ex British champion boxer and his boxing brother amongst others .They owned William hill and a pub chain as well as other interests I thought if I can't beat William hill ill join them .I bought two hundred thousand shares in Brent walker and they ended up going into liquidation .I still have the share certificate saying I own two hundred thousand shares in them .just before they went into liquidation they were made to sell William hills and my shares are not worth a single penny
A fool and his money are soon parted my fav saying . I now lay here and can't even say poor me poor me poor me another one as a recovering alcoholic |
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To all those who don't think I know what a rat is .I can tell you 100% that it was a rat .I've encounted door mouse's ordinary mouse's and rats many a time I know what they look like especially a rat
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To all those who don't think I know what a rat is .I can tell you 100% that it was a rat .I've encounted door mouse's ordinary mouse's and rats many a time I know what they look like especially a rat
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If learned anything from utube videos it's that you can't be sure until you've pet it
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Maybe it was a Siberian hamster?
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Opossum.. they have similar tail. Did the rat per chance look like a small burglar?
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When I was about 6 I saw what I thought was a massive bumble bee, it was actually a sparrow in a black and yellow jumper.
When I was about 8 my dad took me in a pub to go to the toilet, whilst in there I saw a black man with a white c0ck, I shouted my my dad to come in, he said its ok he is a miner that has been home for his lunch! I didnt understand that until I was about 18. |
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once saw what I thought was a parrot on my balcony, turned out it was just a wet pigeon
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it was soaked so its coat of(?) feathers looked way different. like parrot
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there was probably alcohol or something involved
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Are you sure it wasn't a vole they look very similar to rats, would be an easy mistake to make?
I think you need to go back there tomorrow with a camera, take some pictures and post them on here, let us experts identify it for you. |
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I agree with nick i didn't use the cheap share dealing services .I had my own broker at the prestigious firm of HENRY- COOKE- LUMSDEN At number one king street in manchesterthe one the the most affluent business streets if not the number one.
They wanted to advise me but I would not take their advice I made all the decisions myself I would not pay for advice as I didnt even take advice for free in them days ago There's people with billions and trillions waiting for mugs like me to invest and then they manipulate the exchange to suit themselves .and to fleece idiots like me and they succeeded Be very careful with share dealing .there are sharks out there that make bookmakers look like mary Poppins .they are leagues above us small fish who will eat you and spit you out when your skint |
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I agree with nick i didn't use the cheap share dealing services .I had my own broker at the prestigious firm of HENRY- COOKE- LUMSDEN At number one king street in manchesterthe one the the most affluent business streets if not the number one.
They wanted to advise me but I would not take their advice I made all the decisions myself I would not pay for advice as I didnt even take advice for free in them days ago There's people with billions and trillions waiting for mugs like me to invest and then they manipulate the exchange to suit themselves .and to fleece idiots like me and they succeeded Be very careful with share dealing .there are sharks out there that make bookmakers look like mary Poppins .they are leagues above us small fish who will eat you and spit you out when your skint |
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I was there sober and only feet from it .I saw it on the first step and on the second step while you lot presume what you think I saw
I m the one the jury would listen to |
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Dowah, since the lady said it is always there can you post coordinates in street-view?
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could have been a garden ornament, they get up to look very realistic these days.
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NOFX Even though I know how to write coordinates as I studied BS308 AT COLLEDGE .I WILL NOT BE POSTING THEM ON HERE .
I MIGHT KNOW WHAT A RAT LOOKS LIKE and what BS3080 is all about ( front view side view plan view etc) but I'm not pressing buttons on my iPad as it irritates me when I don't know what are the right buttons .and I'm 70 this month and I'm not learning |