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mouse muldoon
01 Jul 19 22:52
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Report akabula July 2, 2019 12:09 AM BST
I saw that. We should laugh but ...
Report DenzilPenberthy July 2, 2019 12:10 AM BST
What's this about?
Report akabula July 2, 2019 12:14 AM BST
A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden.

The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.

The individual is believed to have fallen from a Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi, police said.

A neighbour said the man fell a metre away from a resident who had been sunbathing in the garden.

The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden".

"So I went outside, and it was just then the neighbour came out and he was very shaken," he said.
Report akabula July 2, 2019 12:17 AM BST
*shouldn't laugh
Report DenzilPenberthy July 2, 2019 12:36 AM BST
Must've had some bottle that fella
Report flushgordon1 July 2, 2019 8:17 AM BST
Was it Herol bomber Graham?
Report Lady Faye Verrit July 2, 2019 9:05 AM BST
Can only begin to imagine the sheer desperation, for him to have resorted to this!

Shocking!
Report Aspro July 2, 2019 10:00 AM BST
Very good Reynard Laugh
Report Reynard July 2, 2019 11:27 AM BST
I trust my favourite spud is in good health ? Grin
Report geoff m July 2, 2019 4:29 PM BST
1 way of avoiding security @ the airport, but not recommended.
Report annie. July 2, 2019 5:19 PM BST
Laugh
Report Aspro July 2, 2019 5:57 PM BST
All's good thanks Reynard
Report acey deucy July 2, 2019 6:09 PM BST
Don't think it is at all funny.Plain
Report DenzilPenberthy July 2, 2019 6:23 PM BST
Someone told him that if he fell from the plane and the lord wanted him to live he would be saved,similarly the migrant swimmers in treacherous seas 'Don't worry the lord will give you strength if it's his will you'll make it'
Who's to blame for this mindset?
Report mafeking July 2, 2019 6:48 PM BST
crossing the sea in a tiny boat the height of sanity compared to this. almost certainly freeze to death if you don't fall or get crushed by the undercarriage. some desperate people about Plain
Report Reynard July 2, 2019 7:01 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
Report DenzilPenberthy July 2, 2019 7:06 PM BST
Hallelujah
Report Coachbuster July 2, 2019 7:36 PM BST
poor fella Sad
Report DenzilPenberthy July 2, 2019 7:37 PM BST
There was another earlier in the year seemingly from South Africa.
Report Reynard July 5, 2019 11:41 AM BST
The body has now been identified as being that of Kenyan national , Amin Yaflowerbed Shocked
Report Do wah Diddy July 5, 2019 12:04 PM BST
No it's Popeye the sailor man

It's Popeye the sailor man
Who lives in a pot of jam
The jam was so sticky it stuck to his willy
It's Popeye the sailor man
Report Just Checking July 5, 2019 12:08 PM BST
Reynard there is a special place in hell for people who tell such jokes. May god strike you down from above with some sort of projectile!

On a serious note though, how lucky is the guy sunbathing? Landed 3 ft away or something? A body that's frozen dropping from 3500 ft landing on you is going to kill you, he's a very lucky man. I'd imagine his underpants weren't so lucky.
Report Reynard July 5, 2019 2:17 PM BST
Family and friends of the deceased have described him as "Down to earth" Mischief
Report nineteen points July 5, 2019 2:36 PM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report akabula July 5, 2019 5:24 PM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Reynard on form today.
Report mouse muldoon July 5, 2019 5:29 PM BST
Laugh He's been on top form every day this week.
Report Just Checking July 5, 2019 5:30 PM BST
I'm actually disgusted at the dark humour on display Sad. The poor guy left a hole in their hearts, and a garden in clapham.
Report flushgordon1 July 5, 2019 8:49 PM BST
Part of the Kenyan stunt paratrooper squad.
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