I would have doubted that they still have induction ceremonies at work places now like they used to, you know, when all the women strip you naked and smother your body with oil and then smear you with all the fine metal shavings from the factory floor.

wouldn't have minded that myself tbph My Aileen just sticks to the whip & strap on

The main issue for me regarding this condition is I haven't ever bothered to get medical "evidence"

So essentially the condition doesn't exist until that happens, although I've set the wheels in motion with the doctors

But any condition declared at the work interviews etc and being turned down is still technically classed as being rejected?

It is time I got it checked out though, the older I get the worse it gets

An hour of that is the induction bumming.

Dukes?

So is mine.

Thing is mac I don't even know what job I'm suppose to be getting interviewed/inducted for

They put my name forward for the induction process and I've just to turn up with no idea what I'm actually applying for

Bonkers

And it isn't hernia its skin and bad eye sight, the eye sight is a major concern because I suffer from migraines with it and once that kicks off its done for the afternoon, can't see straight and there's flashing lights or weird static lines like a crinkle crisp if that makes any sense? there's no way a company is going to risk that in those types of environment, I wont just be making mistakes.

We'll see how it goes but I struggle to ever beyond the initial part of an interview

Its poor vision being a problem to boot as well

Its no good even without a migraine

Nah not really, the adviser I've got doesn't seem to taking my health conditions on board though

I suppose that's the nature of the game? and I've got a doctors appointment coming up, just waiting for them to get back to me

I use to be quite shurggish about my eye sight and condition when I was in my early 20s, but now its different, its no longer a case I deny its nothing. Its not good and I'd be a danger to others around me in a working environment to be honest, I've been laid off multiple times in my late teens and early 20s because of poor working mistakes caused by poor vision.

Always be confident in an interview, have a few cans of cider beforehand.

There's a alcohol test, Richie

And cheers Bap

I'm sure they have made a note of that in your file and it won't count against you. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they just let you skip the IQ test.

good grief, SS how did you manage that

The Management

My drug consumption must be sky high? because of all the processed meat we consume? not to mention all the fizzy drinks and coffee

alcohol consumption is zero though, don't touch it, but then again I sometimes wonder why I don living in this country

Nope

But reading about some of the theories about the Earth being round/ball I sometimes think I should

Shanelee

Its the health conditions that will effect my chances not the tests

The tests are a doddle, but I assume the application process part of it will mean I'm scratched

Hopefully not though

A few months ago poppy seeds being sold on rolls had enough opium in them such that people were failing drugs tests. Make sure you turn up with a hummus and avocado roll from a boutique sandwich shop, and remove the needle from your forearm.

So you say.
My prediction is that you wont get the, supposed, job. If I thought it was genuine I'd wish you luck. If you do get the job then I assume you wont be posting on here during the day.

If you look very closely at the reflections in that photo you can see that Baphornet took the photo naked