TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION

At least it's only slings and arrows do wah if you were in londinistan it would be knifes and guns.

*Londonistan

*knives

*goons

All that glitters is not gold

Make sure it's got an essay mark

The lady doth protest too much .me thinks

The woman never stops moaning .I know


You never knew that I am very well up on Shakespeare .the only other person to impress me with words was Donny Osmond

Don't love me for fun girl
Let me be the one girl
Love me for a reason
let the reason be love

Man can die but once

You don't need to be sheakspeer to work that out

Nothing will come of nothing

You don't have to be sheakspeer to work that one out either

Ashes to ashes, dusk to dusk.

I'll never forget the standing ovaction I got in Othello when I played Lago ,Emilia's husband.

Some of the females in the audience said they wished they had a husband like Lago .they said that when I looked into Emilia's eyes  they wanted it to be them whose eyes i was looking into with the passion and lust that I portrayed
I think they just wanted me for a one night stand

Some of the females in the audience said they wished they had a husband like Lago .they said that when I looked into Emilia's eyes  they wanted it to be them whose eyes i was looking into with the passion and lust that I portrayed
I think they just wanted me for a one night stand

Were there any wolf whistlers?

One girl sat at the back on the balcony said to me in the dressing room after the show that I was what every girl was looking for in a man in a sheakspeer play
She said I matched the beauty of his writing and verse

Mouse Muldoon it was Othello not not a werewolf on elm Street

Did you stuff a pair of socks down your tights?

An aristocrat who sat in the front row couldn't believe I was from Salford .he did say that he thought it odd that the top two buttons of my fly were undone on my trousers

No Muldoon it's a sheakspeer play not a picnic muldoon

I told the aristocrat that not everybody in Salford left two buttons of their fly undone .some left one and some left three.its not fair to paint us all with the same brush
and there are  some who  have a zip

I could have had a future in Shakespearian Plays but 90% of the audience don't understand what were talking about .and I don't want to be applauded by people who just applaud because everyone else is applauding

When the children in  the audience and the grown ups are playing on their I pads .when Emile demands a devorce you know something's not right

I'm going to audition to play buttons in this year's pantomime of Cinderella .so long as Cinderella hasn't got bad breath

I think they just wanted me for a one night stand

Don't knock it Do Wah, a long time since I was offered one of them..

Pity you did not follow up your Shakesperian acting..

People would recognise you in the street and say there goes Do Wah the great Shakesperian Actor.

Alas poor Doris I knew her well , It was more of a spring than a well, if I was being honest.

Have thy comest  from afar thee do wah diddy my dearest meloncoly friend to pleaseth me   (from a midsummer night on the beer )

A handbag?

Flush of the universe your still one of my fav Scotsmen .along with sofeekenny and Kenneth Mckeller ,Andy Stewart .the bay city rollers Dennis law and pat crearand and the krankies

Flush of the universe your still one of my fav Scotsmen .along with sofeekenny and Kenneth Mckeller ,Andy Stewart .the bay city rollers Dennis law and pat crearand and the krankies

Uble regy .I still get recognised with my two buttons undone on my trousers fly .and my paper sticking out of the hole in my anorak pocket.and my Honolulu shirt .
People all over Salford have a different name for me .they recognised me and don't mither me  as they respect my privacy .
As soon as new people come to my AA meetings they all know me from my performances when I used to have a drink

Uble regy .I still get recognised with my two buttons undone on my trousers fly .and my paper sticking out of the hole in my anorak pocket.and my Honolulu shirt .
People all over Salford have a different name for me .they recognised me and don't mither me  as they respect my privacy .
As soon as new people come to my AA meetings they all know me from my performances when I used to have a drink

Uble regy .I still get recognised with my two buttons undone on my trousers fly .and my paper sticking out of the hole in my anorak pocket.and my Honolulu shirt .
People all over Salford have a different name for me .they recognised me and don't mither me  as they respect my privacy .
As soon as new people come to my AA meetings they all know me from my performances when I used to have a drink

Mouse Muldoon .

Are though a picnic basket ,short of a sausage buttie  Muldoon's picnic

Better to have picnicked and lost a sausage than never to have picnicked at all.

Is this a dogger I see before me. That's Macbeth played by Stan Colklymore

Uble regy .I still get recognised with my two buttons undone on my trousers fly .and my paper sticking out of the hole in my anorak pocket.and my Honolulu shirt

I see do wah, still we can't all be the same, it would be boring.

I would not over due the Shakespeare stuff at you AA meeting, they think you are back on the booze

You deserved better in life Do Wah

may think

If Egypt don't hang onto their 2-0 lead against DR Congo at the odds I have just taken...I will be joining you at the AA meeting Do Wah

Eurosport 2

Uble as your team won I ate your free chocolate biscuit  at aa

Do Wah

It is the CAF African Nations cup....on Eurosport HD

3 more matches tomorrow

Still I should not tempt Do Wah...you are not allowed to drink or gamble.


That must be very hard

I am off to bed...up early tomorrow...take care Do Wah

Good night