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I don't plan on staying that long , 2 nights or so . Merci !
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I actually fail n cycle a day trip to Blackpool in the next week or so , mouse .
Have a good trip, but I'm far from sure that the female denizens of Blackpool would compare favourably with the sophisticated Parisienne ladees.
Culvin if you get to Morecambe don't take a job as a cockle picker and don't race the tide you can't win.
So anyway , as I waited on a bench in the park for most of the people to leave ,
I at one point stood up to then walk a very short distance to place my egg shells and
empty water bottles into a bin and I experienced what I would describe as unsettling
electrical activity in my brain .
I also felt very dizzy . Things were very definitely starting to get much worse .
I sat back down on the bench and smoked some tobacco . I then began to imagine
Things . Beside me on the bench was my BasTArd heavy backpack , that backpack was then
turned into , by my very tired mind , a little old woman beggar, who I had hours earlier given money to as I passed her on a bridge over The Seine . She had kissed my hand with thanks . She looked like Mother Theresa .
I started to talk to her ( My Bag) . I remember saying something like" I'm sorry I only gave you a euro , help me get out
of this jam and I'll give you more tomorrow " . My bag didn't say anything back to me ,
instead , she just stared straight ahead with a slight smile on her face .
I also strangely felt that I was in Dublin and not Paris .
Write more in about 20 mins .
I at one point stood up to then walk a very short distance to place my egg shells and
empty water bottles into a bin and I experienced what I would describe as unsettling
electrical activity in my brain .
I also felt very dizzy . Things were very definitely starting to get much worse .
I sat back down on the bench and smoked some tobacco . I then began to imagine
Things . Beside me on the bench was my BasTArd heavy backpack , that backpack was then
turned into , by my very tired mind , a little old woman beggar, who I had hours earlier given money to as I passed her on a bridge over The Seine . She had kissed my hand with thanks . She looked like Mother Theresa .
I started to talk to her ( My Bag) . I remember saying something like" I'm sorry I only gave you a euro , help me get out
of this jam and I'll give you more tomorrow " . My bag didn't say anything back to me ,
instead , she just stared straight ahead with a slight smile on her face .
I also strangely felt that I was in Dublin and not Paris .
Write more in about 20 mins .
PART 8 .
It was now about 11.30 and the lamp lights had gone out in the park .
I went into the bushes to take a p1ss and my visit into the bushes sent rats scattering
in all directions . About 30 mins earlier I had seen a couple of them coming out to
play . I'm not afraid of rats , I'm a man not a mouse or a girlie , but still I was
not comfortable with them being there , especially in such numbers .
I remember thinking that I'd be fast asleep in my tent and I then wake up to find that
the little BUGG.ers had chewed my smelly toes off .
I decided to leave the park , not because of the rats , I decided to leave the park
because of the recent arrival of far more dangerous types of rat . Drug users and
alcoholics , they all seemed to be eyeing me up . Because of my tiredness I felt
very vulnerable . I left the park , put my little old woman back on my back and
started walking . I had no idea were I was going .
Write more in 10 mins .
It was now about 11.30 and the lamp lights had gone out in the park .
I went into the bushes to take a p1ss and my visit into the bushes sent rats scattering
in all directions . About 30 mins earlier I had seen a couple of them coming out to
play . I'm not afraid of rats , I'm a man not a mouse or a girlie , but still I was
not comfortable with them being there , especially in such numbers .
I remember thinking that I'd be fast asleep in my tent and I then wake up to find that
the little BUGG.ers had chewed my smelly toes off .
I decided to leave the park , not because of the rats , I decided to leave the park
because of the recent arrival of far more dangerous types of rat . Drug users and
alcoholics , they all seemed to be eyeing me up . Because of my tiredness I felt
very vulnerable . I left the park , put my little old woman back on my back and
started walking . I had no idea were I was going .
Write more in 10 mins .
PART 9 .
After resting at a bus stop for half an hour , to try and get my sH1t together
I realised I only had one option. I would have to sleep on the street , and
that's what I did .
I slept on the street in Sebastopol . I slept here (Pic below)
After resting at a bus stop for half an hour , to try and get my sH1t together
I realised I only had one option. I would have to sleep on the street , and
that's what I did .
I slept on the street in Sebastopol . I slept here (Pic below)
I slept there again the next night too .
Checkout my cozy little den .
Checkout my cozy little den .
I also slept there on my third and final night in Paris .
I never used my tent , I may as well left it at home .
I never used my tent , I may as well left it at home .
PART 10 .
To reach my sleeping place , I had to climb over a chain link fence , I then
walked down some brightly lit steps , I covered the nearest of the bright lights with
a purple coloured flannel . Here's a view of the place I slept as I rested on a dirty
concrete floor .
To reach my sleeping place , I had to climb over a chain link fence , I then
walked down some brightly lit steps , I covered the nearest of the bright lights with
a purple coloured flannel . Here's a view of the place I slept as I rested on a dirty
concrete floor .
When I finally got some sleep on my first night in Paris ,
I estimated that I had put an end to over 60 hours without any .
I had slept for only seconds here and seconds there . I had possibly slept 3 minutes during that time .
I could count that on the one missing fingered hand of The late great Irish comedian ,
Dave Allen . Anyone remember Dave Allen ?
I estimated that I had put an end to over 60 hours without any .
I had slept for only seconds here and seconds there . I had possibly slept 3 minutes during that time .
I could count that on the one missing fingered hand of The late great Irish comedian ,
Dave Allen . Anyone remember Dave Allen ?
Not slept yet , I j u st want to write this about Dave Allen .
I remember watching him when I was a boy with My Father .
As a comedian , he didn't tell jokes as such , instead he told funny observant tales .
I'm not very up to scratch about comedians of today but I know that he would put the
likes of Frankie Boyle and other effers and jeffers like him to shame .
I remember watching him when I was a boy with My Father .
As a comedian , he didn't tell jokes as such , instead he told funny observant tales .
I'm not very up to scratch about comedians of today but I know that he would put the
likes of Frankie Boyle and other effers and jeffers like him to shame .
I forget the name of the so called comedian from the north east who swears all
the time in his act . He wears a mad colourful coat and a German helmut type hat .
I can't think of his name . I personally feel that people like that unfunny moron damage society.
I'm not against swearing , I swear myself all the time but I think it shouldn't ever
be common place or acceptable to swear willy nilly . .
Bob Monkhouse was a great comedian . I loved Frankie Howerd too .
the time in his act . He wears a mad colourful coat and a German helmut type hat .
I can't think of his name . I personally feel that people like that unfunny moron damage society.
I'm not against swearing , I swear myself all the time but I think it shouldn't ever
be common place or acceptable to swear willy nilly . .
Bob Monkhouse was a great comedian . I loved Frankie Howerd too .
Dave Allen - Teaching your kid to tell the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJMGzH5UvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJMGzH5UvQ
I adore Dave Allen and this was a classic, I laughed my head off. Although I was upset to see that it only had about 6000 views. Considering other clips get millions and billions it is a travesty. But then there could be another clip of the same thing which has got millions, I haven't looked.
Thanks akabula
That link I posted had the opening bit missing Annie.
Heres the full clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIXSnEyvtzg
Heres the full clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIXSnEyvtzg
I realised the opening bit was missing as I had seen this before, but I still laughed at the full video. It still had only 10000 views 
enjoyed reading your story Culvin ,sounded a bit of a mare at times ...was there any more ? 
did you make it back without any further hiccups ?
did you make it back without any further hiccups ?
Yes , I'll write more about my little trip to Paris sometime today , Coach .
There was certainly many more hiccups before I made it back to blighty , I can tell
you that .
Thank you for your comment .
There was certainly many more hiccups before I made it back to blighty , I can tell
you that .
Thank you for your comment .
PART 11 .
I woke up on a Sunday morning in Sebastopol at 6 , after sleeping for just over 3 hours .
Those few hours did me a world of good .
I got dressed packed my sH1t together and went on my way . Talking about sH1t , I hadn't had one for almost two days , and
I dreaded the prospect of being caught short . On my first day in Paris , I don't recall seeing a public toilet , or a McDonald's or Starbucks . When I needed to take a p1ss the day before , I did it in a quiet street and I don't think anyone saw me , but I wasn't about to do the same with a number two . I've never had a sh1t in a street in my life , I'm not going to start in Paris , although if I had of done , it would have been an apt comment of what I was thinking about the city at the time .
About three hours later in Chatelet , I went into a shop and bought tomatoes , cheese , and eggs . Earlier , from a stall on The Metro , I had bought two large mangoes . My plan was to find a public bog or a Starbucks , McDonalds , eat my food and then pop into one of those places to have my dump . Two friendly Chinese men kindly helped me to find a Starbucks . I had minutes earlier been ignored when I had said 'Bonjour ' to a froggy , in preparation to then ask him about finding a starbucks or McDonalds , he didn't say anything , he just looked at me like I was a tramp . I did look a bit rough at this time I suppose , but still I think it was easy to gauge that I was a visitor and that I needed help .
I was rapidly losing patience with the stuck up froggs . Later that day , I started to put some of them in their place ,
and I continued in that vein until I left for London the next day .
So with the help I received from the two Chinese fellas , I made my way to Starbucks . In there I bought myself a large cafe au lait , which cost almost 5 euros .I then sat outside and smoked . After eating all the food I had earlier bought and drinking the delicious pricey coffee , nature had still not shown any sign of starting to make it's call . I was determined I wasn't going to leave Starbucks until I'd had a CrAp . A Crap that England would be proud of . . .
I NEED A COFFEE .
I've not had one today .
I may then need a number two , too .
Be back here later .
I woke up on a Sunday morning in Sebastopol at 6 , after sleeping for just over 3 hours .
Those few hours did me a world of good .
I got dressed packed my sH1t together and went on my way . Talking about sH1t , I hadn't had one for almost two days , and
I dreaded the prospect of being caught short . On my first day in Paris , I don't recall seeing a public toilet , or a McDonald's or Starbucks . When I needed to take a p1ss the day before , I did it in a quiet street and I don't think anyone saw me , but I wasn't about to do the same with a number two . I've never had a sh1t in a street in my life , I'm not going to start in Paris , although if I had of done , it would have been an apt comment of what I was thinking about the city at the time .
About three hours later in Chatelet , I went into a shop and bought tomatoes , cheese , and eggs . Earlier , from a stall on The Metro , I had bought two large mangoes . My plan was to find a public bog or a Starbucks , McDonalds , eat my food and then pop into one of those places to have my dump . Two friendly Chinese men kindly helped me to find a Starbucks . I had minutes earlier been ignored when I had said 'Bonjour ' to a froggy , in preparation to then ask him about finding a starbucks or McDonalds , he didn't say anything , he just looked at me like I was a tramp . I did look a bit rough at this time I suppose , but still I think it was easy to gauge that I was a visitor and that I needed help .
I was rapidly losing patience with the stuck up froggs . Later that day , I started to put some of them in their place ,
and I continued in that vein until I left for London the next day .
So with the help I received from the two Chinese fellas , I made my way to Starbucks . In there I bought myself a large cafe au lait , which cost almost 5 euros .I then sat outside and smoked . After eating all the food I had earlier bought and drinking the delicious pricey coffee , nature had still not shown any sign of starting to make it's call . I was determined I wasn't going to leave Starbucks until I'd had a CrAp . A Crap that England would be proud of . . .
I NEED A COFFEE .
I've not had one today .
I may then need a number two , too .
Be back here later .
PART 12 .
Nature needed more urging to make it's call . I went back in Starbucks and bought another large coffee , I also bought Crepes ,
which I smothered in butter . Delicious !
About 30 minutes later , after being at StarB for almost two hours , my PooPoo started to make it's move , It's break for
freedom .
I went upstairs to use the toilet , no sooner had I entered the cubicle and then downed my kecks , there was a knockin on
the cubicle door , " Hold on I've only just got in here , give us a minute ".
About two minutes later after I had very happily carried out my business , I opened the cubicle door to then surprisingly find a woman standing outside the cubicle door . She was a rather attractive French lady , she said " MERCI" to me and dashed inside , almost knocking me over as she did so .
I can't believe I'm writing about takin A P00 .
I'm going to bed .
I'll try and write more today .
I won't mention p00 again .
Nature needed more urging to make it's call . I went back in Starbucks and bought another large coffee , I also bought Crepes ,
which I smothered in butter . Delicious !
About 30 minutes later , after being at StarB for almost two hours , my PooPoo started to make it's move , It's break for
freedom .
I went upstairs to use the toilet , no sooner had I entered the cubicle and then downed my kecks , there was a knockin on
the cubicle door , " Hold on I've only just got in here , give us a minute ".
About two minutes later after I had very happily carried out my business , I opened the cubicle door to then surprisingly find a woman standing outside the cubicle door . She was a rather attractive French lady , she said " MERCI" to me and dashed inside , almost knocking me over as she did so .
I can't believe I'm writing about takin A P00 .
I'm going to bed .
I'll try and write more today .
I won't mention p00 again .
So to recap:
You go to one of the finest cities in the world with the intention of sleeping in a tent in a park. You’ve barely slept for a couple of days and someone looks at you as if they were looking at a tramp (your words not mine). You then take a piss down one of the city’s boulevards and on your return to the UK have the sheer gall to pronounce Paris as dirty? You’re hardly a living, breathing, walking Fabreeze yourself are you?
Cheers.
You go to one of the finest cities in the world with the intention of sleeping in a tent in a park. You’ve barely slept for a couple of days and someone looks at you as if they were looking at a tramp (your words not mine). You then take a piss down one of the city’s boulevards and on your return to the UK have the sheer gall to pronounce Paris as dirty? You’re hardly a living, breathing, walking Fabreeze yourself are you?
Cheers.
If you're on a budget,wouldn't it have been a better idea to book a backpackers' hostel with a shared dorm?
Personally I won't believe it's a real made up Paris 80s/90s story from a gamblOR until I hear about some dodgy immigrants outside
Montmartre ripping him off with the 3 cups and a ball game :)
Montmartre ripping him off with the 3 cups and a ball game :)
You're starting to 'Not' disappoint me , Johnny_Mustang . Well Done !
Put a juicer piece of steak on the end of that bait of your's , and you never know , I just might bite on it .
I've just happily returned from Church, and while there , I did sing my beautiful little 'Saved' heart out .
I'm in no mood for silly games , Dear Sir .
Have a very nice day , John .
Best Wishes !
Put a juicer piece of steak on the end of that bait of your's , and you never know , I just might bite on it .
I've just happily returned from Church, and while there , I did sing my beautiful little 'Saved' heart out .
I'm in no mood for silly games , Dear Sir .
Have a very nice day , John .
Best Wishes !
Yes , Of course I did , because you never know when Johnny Taxman will come a knockin .
Are you A Taxman ? How did/do you make all your money , you bl00dy rich person , you ?
I reckon the only other chit chatter who's got more dosh than you is , SlippyBlue .
Can you Please lend me some of your money because after spending all of 137 euros in Paris ,
I'm now a bit skinto .
Thank You , My Friend , I know
You won't disappoint your fellow
Johnny .
Are you A Taxman ? How did/do you make all your money , you bl00dy rich person , you ?
I reckon the only other chit chatter who's got more dosh than you is , SlippyBlue .
Can you Please lend me some of your money because after spending all of 137 euros in Paris ,
I'm now a bit skinto .
Thank You , My Friend , I know
You won't disappoint your fellow
Johnny .
Parts 11 and 12. don't know what to say other than ffs Culvin nobody interested in that rubbish.
Was this a holiday or some sort of challenge?
Sleeping rough on the streets Who does this? Did you even have a proper wash the whole time u were away?
Not surprised the locals weren’t to friendly if u were looking and smelling like a tramp, eating raw eggs whilst talking to ya back pack.
I pity the person who had to sit next to u on the bus ride home. Good thread tho
Sleeping rough on the streets Who does this? Did you even have a proper wash the whole time u were away?
Not surprised the locals weren’t to friendly if u were looking and smelling like a tramp, eating raw eggs whilst talking to ya back pack.
I pity the person who had to sit next to u on the bus ride home. Good thread tho
Apart from rocky and hulk hogan who the fck eats raw eggs?
I love your posts Culvin 
- you make that Bare Grills look like a right nancy boy.
- you make that Bare Grills look like a right nancy boy.
Apart from rocky and hulk hogan who the fck eats raw eggs?
Does Johnny's caviar count?
Does Johnny's caviar count?
Aright denz? I don’t drift over here to often but I was having a lazy Sunday and some how got reading this whole thread whilst semi watching the tennis. Like I say it’s an entertaining thread but if this guys for real he’d be better off shop lifting till he gets caught then telling the judge to fck off so he gets at least a month inside and will probably do 10 days and have a better more comfortable break away than this crazy episode in his life
Aye fine BRIGGSY trust your well also,not much changes boredom more than owt else posting on here had a full week last week attracted some controversies but going to reign it in strange how you can turn into a sad knut tit for tatting with grown men on anonymous forums due to boredom.
Dint get roped in denz, Start some 2am mid week horse racing forum patter threads and al catch up with u.
No bother will have a look on there during the week going to get some stuff watched currently watching Peaky Blinders again seems better second time round for some reason,series 5 starts again late September they're all on Netflix.
Must admit tho am looking forward to the next instalment of this thread by culvin.
Hope it’s not gonna be like Dallas tho where Pam wakes up and bobbys in the shower and it was all just a dream
Hope it’s not gonna be like Dallas tho where Pam wakes up and bobbys in the shower and it was all just a dream
Ayeloved peaky blinders and I think am probably gonna watch it again like your self just for a refresher befor the new ones come out.
Shearer put me on to that breaking bad a while back and ad never fancied it but then got hooked on it and dusted every episode in a few weeks , also the follow up call Saul or what ever it was called , which wasn’t really a follow up as it was befor if u no what I mean. Either way enjoyed them both
Watched about 2o minutes of BB but need to go back to it can remember him saying it was top drawer along with the Sopranos which I watched,didn't like the ending though probably something to do with James Gandofini dieing but don't know.
Nah was nowt to do with him dieing talking bolox there he died 6 years after it finished.
Sopranos another one where I gorged my self on and done the lot in six weeks or so watching a couple or few episodes every day when I had time,
Al tell u another box set that is probably my fav out the lot and it’s hard to admit but av watched every episode right thru twice now and never when it was actually on tv is downton abbey fccking love that
Al tell u another box set that is probably my fav out the lot and it’s hard to admit but av watched every episode right thru twice now and never when it was actually on tv is downton abbey fccking love that
So posed to be a new sopranos coming out to when uncle junior and Tony’s dad were younger
DA just started on ITV3 from the beginning never watched it.
Aye could be alright if they keep uncle juniors attitude had a few giggles at his way,similar to Peakys get a few laughs at Arthur that aren't meant to be funny.
Aye could be alright if they keep uncle juniors attitude had a few giggles at his way,similar to Peakys get a few laughs at Arthur that aren't meant to be funny.
A few weeks ago I watched Snatch for a laugh always p!ss meself at Brick Top he's just got one of them faces.
Denz get watching downton from the start, am telling u it’s fcking riveting m8, I used to frown upon it to when folk talked about it and a thought what a load of s4ite that sounds ,but trust me on this one am an expert
Nee good watching one a week tho u have to blitz them 3 and four episodes a time till u pass out at yon timein the morning
I watched the lock stock series on you tube last year was class never even new it existed, was 6 or 7 mini series follow ups to the guy ritchie film lock stock and two smoking barrels
Think I'll stick to the likes of PB and BB for the time being.
Never heard of them went to the pictures with a few mates to see the film will try and dig them out cheers.
I'd give Trainspotting 2 a miss (T2) thought it was pretty shyte watched it not knowing what to expect just didn't land with me.
Never heard of them went to the pictures with a few mates to see the film will try and dig them out cheers.
I'd give Trainspotting 2 a miss (T2) thought it was pretty shyte watched it not knowing what to expect just didn't land with me.
Lockstock was another film you got some good laughs from,Rory Breaker who was played by the bloke who played Lennox Gilby in Only Fools when they're held overnight in the supermarket it's the only two things I've seen that bloke in.
Google the lock stock series denz, I’d never heard of it either but each episode is a mini movie in itself and as good as the main movie
Aye a mind that only fools episode it had Jim branding off eastenders as the security guard and when the black guy falls asleep and it looks like Rodney’s gan for his gun but nicks his tabs instead
Cheers BRIGGS had no idea.
Aye the timing and patter was superb 'Should've seen the pension this crummy firm was trying to offer me I was going to get less than Duncan Goodhew's barber'.
Classic,plenty of those at that time were timeless like the handgliding one superbly written.
Aye the timing and patter was superb 'Should've seen the pension this crummy firm was trying to offer me I was going to get less than Duncan Goodhew's barber'.
Classic,plenty of those at that time were timeless like the handgliding one superbly written.
Can remember seeing a documentary about Only Fools where John Sullivan was saying alot of his material came from stories that happened in real life the best ones probably can't be made up.
Not that I'm saying the ones mentioned aren't but the likes of the chandaliers one really happened.
Nee bother denz, am ganna float over to the other forum now so we don’t clutter this thread up to much
I'm not bothered really....just want the next installment of "Culvin in Paris"
I appreciate all your comments and I thank you all for them , Gentlemen . Of those comments , I especially appreciate the more humorous amongst them . I'm looking at you , BRIGGSY . Thank you especially , B'08 .
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anubis7 , BRIGGSY08 , akabula , Mouse Muldoon , The Management , Denzil Pemberty & BRIGGSY08 , Just Checking , The Leopard , and last
but certainly not least , every ones friend , Johnny_Mustang .
REPLY TO , anubis7 .
Yes , It would have been far more sensible to have booked into a Hostel , YMCA , or Camp Site , anubis7 .
It may very well not sound like it judging from my sometimes mad ramblings on here but I'm actually a very sensible person . I visited Paris on a whim . I've entertained the thought of going to Paris in my mind for over 20 years , as I always do at this time of the year .
I always entertain that thought to visit Paris for one reason only .To visit the grave of a friend who is buried in Montmartre
Cemetery . Actually , she was far more than a friend , she was My Teacher .
A Teacher who believed in me at a very difficult time in my life when nobody else did .
About 3 weeks or so ago , as I was watching and listening on utube the beautiful likes of Françoise Hardy sing 'Voila' and Brigitte Bardot singing 'La Madrague' , I determined that this was finally the time to stop living in my mind and go .
I spent an hour or so each day learning what lingo I thought I'd need . About a week later I went and bought my coach ticket .
That coach ticket to Paris cost me £90.90p . I bought it on Tuesday 25th June and only up until 9 hours before that coach was to leave at 9.15 am on the Friday of the 28th , did I then make any practical preparation for my travel .
It may appear not very sensible to leave things to almost the last minute , but that's often what I do because all the things
I need to do have already been done in my mind . I'm not a worrier , I used to be but not any more .
Despite my having never been abroad before , I was not worried about anything in the slightest .
I was excited about it all . I felt like I was a child again the night before Christmas .
I started packing for France just before midnight on the 27th June . My packing was done in a few hours .
After then having some food and taking a bath , the time was past 3am .I was well aware that I'd not slept for well over 30
hours at this point . I sensibly intended to sleep for 4 hours or so but I then changed my mind and stayed awake until I left for
the coach at 8am .
In the last 2 months , I've been sleeping for only 4 hours or so each day . I believe the main reason I need far less
sleep now is because I've very drastically changed my diet .
All my life I've been a sugar freak , I now try to avoid sugar . I also try to avoid Carbs as much as possible .
I do the same with Carbs . I don't eat bread , pasta , rice , spuds , etc ...
My diet mostly consists of green veg , eggs , soya milk , cheese , meat , fish , certain fruits , tomatoes , onions , garlic , various herbs , and many other very healthy delicious foods .
Apart from red wine and the occasional vodka , I don't think alcohol . I drink 2 or 3 herbal teas a day and my consumption
of coffee is about the same .
I very strongly feel that my diet has helped me to very positively change my life .
I may buy some vodka today from Lidl . I've not had any for about 3 months .
If I do buy any vod today , I'll drink a toast to not only you , anubis7 , but also to everyone else here at this often mad place .
I'll also drink a toast to those that I've met , as it were , during the 3 years that I've been here but are now departed or not currently seen on CC , Usernames like , trillby22 , guinness2dear , RonRusski , Bodil ,
TheChaser , Joel , McMoonbeam , and the many others who I've enjoyably talked to .
Maybe someone can help me , for some strange reason I can't remember the name of an ex chit chatter who was very , very pleasant
and friendly to myself at all times . He was and I'm sure still is a most beautiful person .
His username sounded something like crabs . Any one remember him ???
OH , I do , do , do , so wish he was back here . If you ever read this my friend , I send to you my love , Dear Boy .
REPLIES TO:
anubis7 , BRIGGSY08 , akabula , Mouse Muldoon , The Management , Denzil Pemberty & BRIGGSY08 , Just Checking , The Leopard , and last
but certainly not least , every ones friend , Johnny_Mustang .
REPLY TO , anubis7 .
Yes , It would have been far more sensible to have booked into a Hostel , YMCA , or Camp Site , anubis7 .
It may very well not sound like it judging from my sometimes mad ramblings on here but I'm actually a very sensible person . I visited Paris on a whim . I've entertained the thought of going to Paris in my mind for over 20 years , as I always do at this time of the year .
I always entertain that thought to visit Paris for one reason only .To visit the grave of a friend who is buried in Montmartre
Cemetery . Actually , she was far more than a friend , she was My Teacher .
A Teacher who believed in me at a very difficult time in my life when nobody else did .
About 3 weeks or so ago , as I was watching and listening on utube the beautiful likes of Françoise Hardy sing 'Voila' and Brigitte Bardot singing 'La Madrague' , I determined that this was finally the time to stop living in my mind and go .
I spent an hour or so each day learning what lingo I thought I'd need . About a week later I went and bought my coach ticket .
That coach ticket to Paris cost me £90.90p . I bought it on Tuesday 25th June and only up until 9 hours before that coach was to leave at 9.15 am on the Friday of the 28th , did I then make any practical preparation for my travel .
It may appear not very sensible to leave things to almost the last minute , but that's often what I do because all the things
I need to do have already been done in my mind . I'm not a worrier , I used to be but not any more .
Despite my having never been abroad before , I was not worried about anything in the slightest .
I was excited about it all . I felt like I was a child again the night before Christmas .
I started packing for France just before midnight on the 27th June . My packing was done in a few hours .
After then having some food and taking a bath , the time was past 3am .I was well aware that I'd not slept for well over 30
hours at this point . I sensibly intended to sleep for 4 hours or so but I then changed my mind and stayed awake until I left for
the coach at 8am .
In the last 2 months , I've been sleeping for only 4 hours or so each day . I believe the main reason I need far less
sleep now is because I've very drastically changed my diet .
All my life I've been a sugar freak , I now try to avoid sugar . I also try to avoid Carbs as much as possible .
I do the same with Carbs . I don't eat bread , pasta , rice , spuds , etc ...
My diet mostly consists of green veg , eggs , soya milk , cheese , meat , fish , certain fruits , tomatoes , onions , garlic , various herbs , and many other very healthy delicious foods .
Apart from red wine and the occasional vodka , I don't think alcohol . I drink 2 or 3 herbal teas a day and my consumption
of coffee is about the same .
I very strongly feel that my diet has helped me to very positively change my life .
I may buy some vodka today from Lidl . I've not had any for about 3 months .
If I do buy any vod today , I'll drink a toast to not only you , anubis7 , but also to everyone else here at this often mad place .
I'll also drink a toast to those that I've met , as it were , during the 3 years that I've been here but are now departed or not currently seen on CC , Usernames like , trillby22 , guinness2dear , RonRusski , Bodil ,
TheChaser , Joel , McMoonbeam , and the many others who I've enjoyably talked to .
Maybe someone can help me , for some strange reason I can't remember the name of an ex chit chatter who was very , very pleasant
and friendly to myself at all times . He was and I'm sure still is a most beautiful person .
His username sounded something like crabs . Any one remember him ???
OH , I do , do , do , so wish he was back here . If you ever read this my friend , I send to you my love , Dear Boy .
Thanks for your detailed reply,Culvin. This has got to be the Chit Chat thread of the year.
All The Very Best To You , anubis7 .
With Fire water in hand [Vodka] , I toast you , Sir .
With Fire water in hand [Vodka] , I toast you , Sir .
Sorry to hear that you didn`t enjoy your trip to Paris Culvin. Rome is a much nicer place. I`m sure that you will enjoy that much better.
Is it true that Johnny Mustang has purchased the publication rights to your Paris story?
Is it true that Johnny Mustang has purchased the publication rights to your Paris story?
I like what you say about Rome , mightymac.
Your words have made my happy travelling feet begin to itch in anticipation .
Regarding what you say about , Johnny,
If J_M was to do such a thing , I think he'd then hire a writer to give it
a rewrite with the request that the hired scribbler makes it appear that I'm
a bigger eejit , than I already am .
Your words have made my happy travelling feet begin to itch in anticipation .
Regarding what you say about , Johnny,
If J_M was to do such a thing , I think he'd then hire a writer to give it
a rewrite with the request that the hired scribbler makes it appear that I'm
a bigger eejit , than I already am .
REPLY To BRIGGSYO8 .
You asked me was this a holiday or some sort of challenge .
It most certainly wasn't a holiday . I looked upon it as a Pilgrimage .
I actually took Bunyan's Pilgrims Progress with me . I've never read it before .
Buy I may as well not taken it because I only read 3 pages .
I wasn't interested in playing the sight seekers game . I saw The Eiffel Tower only once
and that was from a distance of a mile or more .
I initially only intended to visit Paris to finally visit the burial place of a friend in Montmartre Cemetery .
I was then informed by an American mate that if I was to visit Paris then I should try to visit
The Church Of Saint Sulpice .
I determined to visit that famous Church when my yank mate told me all about The Great Organ and it's
very powerful emotional affect it can have over almost all those who hear it .
I visited the Church on the Sunday of the 30th June , and while there I heared the great organ being played .
I wasn't paticulary impressed to tell you the truth . It sounded like a bog standard church organ to me .
I was very impressed by that Church , though .
It's the most beautiful Church I've ever been in .
BRIGGSY , You also asked me did I get a proper wash . Simple answer , NO. When I was in Starbucks or
McDonald's I then took the opportunity to wash my face and hands but that's all I washed . The only pong I was aware of by my keen
eyed nostrils was not surprisingly that from my tired feet . I changed my socks twice daily , the very smelly socks I took off
I washed and then attached them to my back pack . In the very hot weather of Paris , the wet socks were almost dry in an hour .
Who eats raw eggs ?
I remember that scene from Rocky , ha , ha . I've been eating raw eggs for over 6 months .
During my first day in Paris , I eat 16 . I don't like having a big breakfast and I don't like
taking too much time either having one .
When I first started eating raw eggs 6 months ago , I would crack open 2 eggs and then whisk them in a bowl
for 10 seconds or so , I don't do that now . I now just crack them open and gob them down .
Thanks for the questions ,
All the Best to you ,
BRIGGSY08 .
You asked me was this a holiday or some sort of challenge .
It most certainly wasn't a holiday . I looked upon it as a Pilgrimage .
I actually took Bunyan's Pilgrims Progress with me . I've never read it before .
Buy I may as well not taken it because I only read 3 pages .
I wasn't interested in playing the sight seekers game . I saw The Eiffel Tower only once
and that was from a distance of a mile or more .
I initially only intended to visit Paris to finally visit the burial place of a friend in Montmartre Cemetery .
I was then informed by an American mate that if I was to visit Paris then I should try to visit
The Church Of Saint Sulpice .
I determined to visit that famous Church when my yank mate told me all about The Great Organ and it's
very powerful emotional affect it can have over almost all those who hear it .
I visited the Church on the Sunday of the 30th June , and while there I heared the great organ being played .
I wasn't paticulary impressed to tell you the truth . It sounded like a bog standard church organ to me .
I was very impressed by that Church , though .
It's the most beautiful Church I've ever been in .
BRIGGSY , You also asked me did I get a proper wash . Simple answer , NO. When I was in Starbucks or
McDonald's I then took the opportunity to wash my face and hands but that's all I washed . The only pong I was aware of by my keen
eyed nostrils was not surprisingly that from my tired feet . I changed my socks twice daily , the very smelly socks I took off
I washed and then attached them to my back pack . In the very hot weather of Paris , the wet socks were almost dry in an hour .
Who eats raw eggs ?
I remember that scene from Rocky , ha , ha . I've been eating raw eggs for over 6 months .
During my first day in Paris , I eat 16 . I don't like having a big breakfast and I don't like
taking too much time either having one .
When I first started eating raw eggs 6 months ago , I would crack open 2 eggs and then whisk them in a bowl
for 10 seconds or so , I don't do that now . I now just crack them open and gob them down .
Thanks for the questions ,
All the Best to you ,
BRIGGSY08 .
REPLY To akabula .
I agree with you about the parts of this thread numbered 11 and 12 .
I promise you , no more poo , shall I do .
I agree with you about the parts of this thread numbered 11 and 12 .
I promise you , no more poo , shall I do .
REPLY To Mouse Muldoon .
What sex scene would that be , Mouse .
Do you know something I don't ?
What sex scene would that be , Mouse .
Do you know something I don't ?
REPLY To The Management .
Bare Grills , Is that his actual name? I thought his name was Bear , if his name is bare ,
does he go about playing his 'Man of the wild , tough man bU11sh1T games , with his knackers bare ?
Bare Grills , Is that his actual name? I thought his name was Bear , if his name is bare ,
does he go about playing his 'Man of the wild , tough man bU11sh1T games , with his knackers bare ?
I'll reply to your comments about Peaky Blinders and Breaking Bad later today , Denzil & BRIGGSY .
I've not seen either of those shows .
I bought the complete first season of BB from ebay for £4 , 6 months ago ,
but I've not watched any of it yet .
So many people have said it's great , that's why I bought it .
Peaky Blinders , I'm not even sure what that's about .
I bought the complete first season of BB from ebay for £4 , 6 months ago ,
but I've not watched any of it yet .
So many people have said it's great , that's why I bought it .
Peaky Blinders , I'm not even sure what that's about .
Peaky Blinders , I'm not even sure what that's about .
Culvin I recommend Peaky Blinders it's about about a gang of Birmingham perverts who basically are peeping Tom's and get themselves in all kinds of trouble looking at women undressing around Birmingham before advancing their operation further afield.
Culvin I recommend Peaky Blinders it's about about a gang of Birmingham perverts who basically are peeping Tom's and get themselves in all kinds of trouble looking at women undressing around Birmingham before advancing their operation further afield.
Don't want to say any more in case I spoil it but keep the tissues handy.
Yes I did , Shrewd .
I went and spoke to them on the 9th July . I went into The Police Station and wrote this ,
" When I was a boy , I was sexually abused by a relative . I'd like to talk to somebody here at
The Police Station about it" .
I then pressed a buzzer and a minute or two later , a lady police officer came to the desk and I gave to her
the note I'd written .
She read it and then asked me for my D.O.B and contact details . She went away for 5 mins or so .
When she returned , she took me into another room and in there I was asked a number of questions .
Two of the questions she asked me were these " Were you wearing pyjamas at the time?" , and "Do you remember if it was in Summer time or Winter?"
To those two questions , I answered that I wasn't sure .
I'm very glad I reported the incident . I should have reported it many years ago .
The Police Officer was helpful and friendly . She phoned me the next day and gave me a reference number . A day later
A lady Detective phoned me and informed myself that she was due to go on holiday but when she returned in August ,
she would most definitely get in touch with me .
I sensed from her that they may well have found something interesting about my abuser .
If I'm right about that and this thing ends up going to court , I'll look forward very much to that day .
When I was A Child , I was afraid of everything , but I'm not a child any more .
I'm A Man , a man whose not afraid any more .
Thanks for the question , Shrewd_dude .
I went and spoke to them on the 9th July . I went into The Police Station and wrote this ,
" When I was a boy , I was sexually abused by a relative . I'd like to talk to somebody here at
The Police Station about it" .
I then pressed a buzzer and a minute or two later , a lady police officer came to the desk and I gave to her
the note I'd written .
She read it and then asked me for my D.O.B and contact details . She went away for 5 mins or so .
When she returned , she took me into another room and in there I was asked a number of questions .
Two of the questions she asked me were these " Were you wearing pyjamas at the time?" , and "Do you remember if it was in Summer time or Winter?"
To those two questions , I answered that I wasn't sure .
I'm very glad I reported the incident . I should have reported it many years ago .
The Police Officer was helpful and friendly . She phoned me the next day and gave me a reference number . A day later
A lady Detective phoned me and informed myself that she was due to go on holiday but when she returned in August ,
she would most definitely get in touch with me .
I sensed from her that they may well have found something interesting about my abuser .
If I'm right about that and this thing ends up going to court , I'll look forward very much to that day .
When I was A Child , I was afraid of everything , but I'm not a child any more .
I'm A Man , a man whose not afraid any more .
Thanks for the question , Shrewd_dude .
Then again maybe The Coppers found nothing and he's as clean as a whistle .
I'll soon find out .
I'll soon find out .
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