Pope changes words to lords prayer

Our Father, witch fart in Devon.

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Can remember being at my brothers confirmation anyone who had to endure this charade will know the priest asks 'What is your name?' you say 'John' for example he does his spiel and you say Amen.
The Filipino lad Hascal only chose the name Amen so you can imagine the sketch show style happenings with the priest repeatedly asking 'What is your name?' and the poor lad repeatedly replying Amen with back and forths trying to bridge the language barrier til a teacher stepped in.
Always comes to mind when I see Catholic word play.

What I always wanted to know was how they could tell holy water from the normal sort that keeps us all alive?
Did they only use holy water on the flames of Notre Dame, or was the regular stuff OK for that job?

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Mo Salah, who art football heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Dives will be done
At Anfield and Old Trafford

Oi Father not in my nethers
What on earth is your game
I'm very young so is my bum
Your girth is not welcome
No I won't give you daily head
Or forgive you your lust of asses
Nor do we forgive those who ejaculate against us
Lead us not into temptation
And deliver us from paedos

Loved the episode of 'The Intelligence' podcast by the Economist the other day

It described how Mo Salah had reduced Muslim hatred .....only in Liverpool

Just goes to show how fickle that lot are, they will abstain from it a while while he falls over nothing on their behalf.

It's never them

THE QUEST TO OBTAIN THE ASPARAGUS

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TBF to the pope, the new translation/interpretation does make sense as previously it kind of implied god might actually do the leading into temptation, which is pretty terrible of a deity to do.
But the new line .. have they thought this through, it opens up a can of worms? As if you keep getting tempted, it kind of implies he isn't listening to your prayers or is listening and just doesn't give a funky bass line about it.

I might just have a good old pray then pop to the offy later. See how it plays out.

I believe the Christian way is that you do continually err, but do the best you can

If God had a problem with the rhetoric he might have mentioned it to the pope sooner given he's his rep on earth

religion is a mental illness

Going on about religion being a mental illness is also a mental illness.

TMM....why do you believe theres an old man in the sky who knows what you do and what you  think.....why man get a grip on yourself

Neither Religious zealots or rabid atheists can prove or disprove whether there is a God or not, but one thing for sure. If there is a God, believers will reap the rewards and non believers like you will be f*****. If there isn`t a God, believers will never know just like the atheists. It`s a win win situation for believers.

Mightymac

It’s not even close to ‘win-win’
For kick off to appease this vindictive god you have to do a lot, not least live a life under a doctrine...I’d suggest very few come close even those who believe. The religious worry and fret and are cowd their whole life....it’s the sickest man made manipulation there is, the use of the unknown as a weapon.

There is something, but religion isn’t from ‘it’, imo

D-Day related unholy water fact: Charles De Gaulle had the nickname "the great asparagus"!

Good morning, Culvin.

Your views on the Peterborough byelection?

TMM...what an awful reason to believe in gawd..pascals wager..dont you think your god will know your reasons.according to your theology he knows what your are thinking......according to you theology those who have accepted jesus as their saviour will be going to heaven....no other criteria....so hans frank after his capture in 1945 became a born again Christian and Jeffrey dahlmer serial killer while in prison also became a born again Christian.......by the rules of your god hans frank and JD are now enjoying themselves in heaven while their victims who some and in the case of the 6 million jews  were non believers in jesus  are  now burning in hell.........what an horrible religion