I'm surprised these porn sites haven't been banned. Surely in this day and age it's not right to categorise by age, ethnicity, sexual preference, weight, where you would like to be ejaculated on etc.

I WOULD ban many of them , Crisp . The ones that show sex as a very ugly thing . CRISP , YOU are a lovely humored man  .All the best to you , and please keep telling your jokes to us . Thank you .

.."You'll never wa*k alone"

.. just keeping the thread on topic :)

I would like to delete this thread , can I ?

There's no point, mouse will have printed off a hard copy, cut a hole in it and stuffed it down his underpants by now.

The weather forecast in Liverpool today is that it's gonna p1ss down .
I don't care , That rain that falls will be Red Rain . " Red Rain is
Coming down , red rain is pouring down , All over me " (Gabriel)

Off to Queens Drive , now .
To Welcome Them Home.

Some of that Max Hardcore stuff was grim.
When the floor was covered in plastic sheets the girls must have been shatting themselves

doesn't sound very sexy. much prefer a coffee table.

Take it you never found that Irish woman?

I'm very happy that you asked that question , Denzil.
It's actually quite complicated , hilariously so at times ,
but I feel I'm now closer to winning over her beautiful heart
than I've ever been before . It's been a long journey but I feel I'm
near the finishing line .

My race is almost over and The Prize I believe I will be given will be
her hand in marriage .

By the way , she's not Irish , she just has an Irish surname
like myself .

The reason I say it's complicated is because , amongst other
complications , I've not actually seen her in person since Dec 19th.
We communicate with each other in other ways .
If things don't turn out the way I want them to , I will accept that
because I believe in whatever is meant to be , if it's not meant to
be then so be it .

I have two other ladies currently on the back burner , if things don't
go my way with The 'Irish' Lady .
I've recently befriended A Beautiful woman from Latvia , and also a woman
from my city Liverpool , who I met a week ago today .A day after meeting
her , I was in her bedroom playing darts, ha ha .She has a dartboard in her
bedroom , she likes playing darts but she's not very good , one of the darts she
threw at the dartboard almost took my eye out , ha .
She's very troubled , she smokes weed and drinks too much. Her cat died
yesterday and I think she was so upset , she got pi££ed out of her head .

I've not told any lies to these women , my lying days are over .
By the way , I've not had sex with any of them , I'm at the moment
simply a very good friend to all 3 . They are all vulnerable and and
a little bit mad , in a beautifully sweet way . I will not add to the pain that is
within there madness, if I ever do , May God to me not bless but punish .

Goodnight , Denzil .