Philip Green

Never mind.

The charges come after a fitness instructor in Arizona alleged that he repeatedly touched her inappropriately.

The incidents, which Sir Philip strenuously denies, allegedly occurred at the Canyon Ranch resort in Tucson in 2016 and 2018.

Pima County Attorney's Office said each count carries a potential sentence of up to 30 days in jail.
Sir Philip could also face a fine of up to $500 (£400) and up to a year of probation on each count, the attorney's office said
The complainant said in a police interview that Sir Philip had slapped her bottom.

I thought the punishment would be greater. Could she then go on to seek damages at a later date?

I think we should crowdfund for the poor man.

Not the first guy to feel a right tit doing pilates

We've all done the same with no complaints - I know I have.

Who hasn't slapped a lady's bum - I know I have.

And put their hand where they shouldn't - I know I have.

Right in between as well - I know I have

Of course it's different if you're stinking rich - I know I'm not.

And there's the difference - I wish I was.

Am I boring you?

No more than usual, Crippen.

Then all's well.

When I was about 21 an older woman grabbed my arse in public in broad daylight then walked off as if nothing had happened. Wonder if she was loaded?
For years I kept thinking I should have went after her and asked her if she knew the song "afternoon delight"

Crippen drawing on a single frissonic incident from 68 years ago.

I almost joined the frissons but I couldn't do the handshake.

Mouse green with envy, yet to touch a woman.